->What is the best golf movie of all-time? ''{{Caddyshack}}''. What is the worst golf movie of all-time? ''Caddyshack II.''
-->-- Old joke
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->''We're doing a sequel, that's what we do in Hollywood\\
And everybody knows that [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs the sequel's never quite as good]]''
-->-- '''''Film/MuppetsMostWanted''''', [[NoFourthWall "We're Doing a Sequel"]]

->{{Here we go again}}. ... again.
-->--'''Tugg Speedman''', in the trailer for ''Scorcher VI'', ''Film/TropicThunder''

->'''Ramada:''' Oh, Topper. I tried to stay away. I thought I was never going to see you again... that you were out of my life. But it's a sequel. I had to come.\\
'''Topper:''' Do you have any idea what the critics will say? 'Same warmed-over characters...'
-->-- ''Film/HotShotsPartDeux''

->'''Teacher:''' Are you suggesting that someone's trying to make a real life sequel?\\
'''Randy:''' ''Stab 2''? Who'd want to do that? Sequels suck!
-->-- ''Film/{{Scream 2}}''

->Oh, man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. [[LampshadeHanging How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?]]
-->-- '''John [=McClane=]''', ''Film/DieHard2''

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->''The pain of getting shot nine times doesn't equal\\
The pain I felt from [[SuckinessIsPainful watchin' all them stupid-ass sequels]]\\
''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious 2 Fast 2 Furious]]'' was a waste of ninety minutes\\
The only good thing was VinDiesel wasn't in it''
-->--'''''Series/MadTV''''' -- "50 Cent", "C.R.A.P."

->'''Dave''': There was a ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II'', wasn’t there?\\
'''Creator/BillMurray:''' [[OldShame Technically, yes]].
-->--''The Late Show With Creator/DavidLetterman''

->Male announcer: ''"You'll love the original'' {{Grease}}!"\\
Female announcer: "''Then watch [[{{Grease2}} the sequel]]''."\\
Male announcer: "''Then you'll'' '''''really''''' ''love the original'' Grease."
-->-- [=TVLand=] ad, doing a little [[LampshadeHanging redecorating]]

->We watched ''{{Grease}}'' and it was pretty good, but then we watched ''{{Grease 2}}'' and I fell asleep.
-->--'''Finn''', ''Series/{{Glee}}''

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->Call me hard-hearted, call me cynical, but please don't call me if they ever make'' Film/HomeAlone 3.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', {{tempting fate}}

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[[folder:Radio]]

->This is a film that trashes a work of art. It's like someone deciding to do a ''Mona Lisa 2'', but with a moustache.
-->--'''Creator/MarkKermode''' on ''Exorcist II: The Heretic''

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->''Why is the sequel never equal?''
-->--'''''Theatre/OnAClearDayYouCanSeeForever''''', "What Did I Have That I Don't Have?"

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->'''Mike''': Before your favorite franchises were afflicted with "[[Film/TheGodfather Godfather's]] Syndrome" and let you down with number ''three'' in the trilogy...\\
'''Bill''': ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}''!\\
'''Kevin''': ''Film/{{X-Men}}''!\\
'''Bill''': ''{{Shrek}}''!\\
'''Kevin''': ''[[Film/SpiderMan Spider-Man]]''!\\
'''Bill''': ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean''!\\
'''Mike''': ... ''Film/TheMatrix'' was there, boldly flaunting convention, and sucking in part ''two''!
-->--The ''Podcast/RiffTrax'' of ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded''

->'''Mike:''' So Janosz loves Creator/SigourneyWeaver just like Louis Tully did. And then comes to her apartment door, and... [-knocks on it, and she won't let him in,-] [--just like Louis Tully did...--] This movie '''''SUCKS.'''''\\
'''Jay:''' ''(laughs)'' The only movie I can think of that apes the first movie even ''more'' closely than this is, like, ''Film/TeenWolf 2''. The only difference is that [[CollegeIsHighSchoolPart2 he's in college]]--\\
'''Mike:''' He's a boxer.\\
'''Jay:''' He's boxing instead of basketball. But other than that, it is ''the exact same'' movie.\\
'''Mike:''' Well, there's been a proven, successful track record of repeating the first movie in a sequel. You're doomed for your ''third'' one...\\
'''Jay:''' Yeah, you can't repeat the same thing three times. You can trick people with one sequel.
-->--''[[Webvideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]'' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

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->So, after six games of ''{{VideoGame/Megaman}}'', with [[StrictlyFormula some slight changes here and there]], people were just like, 'Ah, fuckin' ''[[CapcomSequelStagnation Megawhatever, Megaman 12]]''? What is this, ''LandBeforeTime''?'
-->-- '''{{Creator/Egoraptor}}''', ''WebVideo/{{Sequelitis}}''

->Now, I want you to imagine something with me. Imagine a world where sequels are banned. Would this not be a beautiful place? Sure, we'd miss out on genuinely good sequels like ''[[VideoGame/ThiefIITheMetalAge Thief 2]]'' or ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'', but I think that is a small price to pay. Every story would have to be fresh, and the writers would have to work extra hard to make the characters likable. With no sequels, there are no franchises, less fandom, so the nerds will go off and become doctors and scientists and rid the world of all known diseases. Best of all, endings would [[SequelHook have to have some fucking closure.]]
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''[[VideoGame/FirstEncounterAssaultRecon F.E.A.R. 2]]''

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->...Bandit starts crying, since he and Carrie broke up in between films. [[CoupleBomb By sheer coincidence]], Sally Field and Burt had been an item briefly in real life, and had also broken up. Speaking of Carrie, we find her as [[AesopAmnesia she’s about to get married to Junior Justice for a second time]]. Why she would consider doing this a second time when she ran out on him the first time is beyond me, but I guess they figured Sally Field has an Oscar, so she must be talented enough to make anything work. [[ClassicallyTrainedExtra Yeah, I know.]]
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/Tribute_to_Burt_Reynolds_Hal_Needham.aspx?Page=2 on]] ''Film/SmokeyAndTheBandit II''

->''WesternAnimation/ToyStory4''. No. Okay? No. I have already had my guts ripped out by these fucking movies three times. I don't want another two hours of charmed toys desperately trying to stave off eternal loneliness and isolation. I can't take it. The end of ''Toy Story 3'' was perfect and wonderful and I never ever ever want to watch it again because I don't like sopping up tears from my rug. Nothing can end in today's pop culture. If there's money to be had, both storylines and characters will be extended well past their logical endings and get fucking ruined in the process. I look forward to twenty years from now, when Zack Snyder Jr. is directing ''Buzz Lightyear Versus Superman: Infinity.'' Should be a real treat.
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2014/11/make-it-stop-midterm-edition.html Drew Magary]]''', ''Make It Stop''

->Once again, our anti-hero finds himself in a life-or-death situation with no memory of how he got there. [='=]''When you got a condition, it’s bad to forget your medicine,''[='=] Marv reflected in the original, sounding like a broken man. He repeats the sentiment here, sounding more like he’s offering advice for dealing with a stomach ulcer.
-->--'''Darren Mooney''' [[http://them0vieblog.com/2014/08/20/non-review-review-sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for/ on]] ''[[Film/SinCity Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For]]''

->I’ve taken to referring to it as ''X-Men 3: [[RageBreakingPoint The Last Straw]]'' myself... Wolverine was the only one who came out of this thing with [[CharacterDerailment people still liking him.]]
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-3-the-last-stand-2006-part-on/ on]] ''[[{{Film/X-Men}} X-Men 3: The Last Stand]]''

->Please have [[Creator/SarahJessicaParker Carrie]] move to a new address, preferably somewhere very far away so we don’t have to suffer through any more ''[[Series/SexAndTheCity SATC]]'' movies. Might I suggest ''SATC 3: Carrie and Big Move To [[RecycledInSPACE Uranus]]''? With Carrie lost in space, you’ll have plenty of time to focus on the story that really matters....(and also Miranda [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg I guess]]).
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/21/sarah-jessica-parker-has-pissed-off-the-west-village-by-covering-their-stoops-in-shoes Michael K.]]''' on ''Sex and the City 3''

->Even though the horny horny mommies have spent nearly $410 million of their damp dollars on the film ''Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey'' and would easily spend another $410 million to see ''Part 2'', there’s apparently not enough money that could make anyone associated with that sleepy mess stick around for a sequel. First director Sam Taylor-Johnson and screenwriter Kelly Marcel hint that they [[CreatorBacklash don’t want anything to do with it]], and now Australian magazine ''NM''says Christian Grey himself is trying to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere tip-toe his way to the exit door]]...and there are a couple reasons why.
## Jamie’s wife, Amelia Warner, isn’t crazy about him getting mildly sexy on-screen.
## Jamie was promised the movie would make him a big star, but so far its just made him [[CreatorKiller the big star of a crappy movie.]]
## Jamie is done working with living breathing grey turtleneck Creator/DakotaJohnson because they had zero chemistry. Additionally, he thinks the bad reviews are her fault because she [[DullSurprise “gave him nothing to work with”]].
## That feels like an awful lot of words just to say ''“…because the sequel will suck“'', doesn’t it? That source could have just said ''“Jamie Dornan doesn’t want to come back for the ''Fifty Shades'' sequel, because DUH, it’s a sequel to ''Fifty Shades of Grey''”'' and we’d all [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating nod our heads in agreement,]] because that explanation makes perfect sense.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/24/jamie-dornan-might-not-be-back-for-a-fifty-shades-sequel/ DListed]]''''', "'Hey, what are the chances that you could get me out of it too?' asked Dakota Johnson"

->So the movie opens the same as the original – with a shot of the house. And it kinda looks like the same house. If that house was cut in half and built in 2009. So yeah, it looked kinda something like the original.\\\
And that’s a theme throughout the movie -- stuff is sorta the same.\\\
Only now it’s been stripped of all its humanity and character.\\\
Probably a lot like the bloodsuckers who decided this movie needed to be made.
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''

->Honestly, how many movies about a giant retard killing annoying people at a summer camp can you make? The answer is twelve, but Paramount didn't know that at the time... A couple of the kills in ''Part VIII'' certainly are iconic of the series, but by and large this one was uninspired and boring, with many kills being blah, ho-hum, and off-camera. Couple that with crippling budgetary limitations, a script that was considered insipid even by ''Friday the 13th'' standards, and worst of all, a story that [[FanDiscontinuity betrays the limited mythos of the Jason character completely]], and you've got one of the most hated Jason movies ever. And that's even taking into consideration ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVANewBeginning Friday the 13th Part V]]'', which didn't even have Jason in it, and ''[[Film/JasonX Jason X]]'', a self-parodying ass-blockage of a movie whose only selling point was Jason... IN SPACE! That's not ''Friday the 13th Part 10'', or even ''Jason 10'', it's Jason Ex. That's "X" as in "Excrement." Because [[ViewersAreMorons kids are too stupid to comprehend Roman numerals.]]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/friday-13th-part-8/ on]] ''Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan''

->Speaking of age being the enemy of this movie, I have a problem with the characters of this movie now. You would figure in a movie like this it would be about the characters learning to let go of the past and becoming responsible adults... In the case of this movie, all these characters peaked in high school and cannot get out of thinking about the “{{glory days}}“. Of the times [[FridgeHorror I had to stop and think about this movie]], it got a tad depressing. You are seeing a group of people in their 30’s who cannot stop living their high school memories. It’s rather pathetic that these people haven’t done anything in the past 13 years they think is so much better than their pie fucking days. Wow.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/04/11/american-reunion-jon-hurwitz-hayden-schlossberg-2012/ on]] ''[[Film/AmericanPie American Reunion]]''

->Between ''[[{{Franchise/Highlander}} Highlander II]]'' and ''Highlander: The Source'', this single franchise has not one, but '''two of the worst movies ever made'''. How is that even possible?
-->-- ''[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/highlander-the-source-part-one/ The Screamsheet]]''

->There's one called ''[[Anime/{{Pokemon2000}} Pokémon 2000]]'' - is that [[TurnOfTheMillennium the year it was made]], or is it ''the two thousandth film?''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on his difficulty tracking down which one was [[Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie the first]]. [[note]]Ironically, this one was only the second - as December 2013, there were fifteen others made after that one.[[/note]]

->As for [[{{WesternAnimation/Cars2}} Cars 2]], there's a whole bunch of stuff in here that doesn't feel like {{Creator/Pixar}}. The plot isn't as knit tightly as it should be. [[CluelessAesop The moral doesn't really hold up to scrutiny]]. The writing is weak, weak WEAK. This was a film that John Lasseter wanted to make because [[AuthorAppeal he loves spies, and he loves cars]]. The dude's got some serious credibility in modern animation. He's practically [[Creator/WaltDisney Walt Disney]]'s spiritual successor. He not only put Pixar on the map, he's leading {{Creator/Disney}} back to form. The guy can afford to make a dud, but man, oh man, when he makes a dud, he really makes a dud. And the thing is, I couldn't even qualify it as a "bad" movie, at least by the typical qualifications for a bad animated feature. No, Cars 2 is not just one of those sequels that you think shouldn't exist because it has no reason to exist. It's one of those films you think should never have existed because the opportunity was completely wasted. Cars 2 isn't bad. It's just a waste.
-->-- '''[[http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?518514-Toy-Story-4&p=8849965&viewfull=1#post8849965 Theadvisor1234]]''', a Website/SegaForums user

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->'''Zach Galifianakis:''' It must kind of stink, though, that you can't run, y'know, three times.\\
'''[[UsefulNotes/BarackObama President Obama]]:''' Actually, I think it's a good idea. You know, if I ran a third time, it'd be sort of like doing a third ''[[Film/TheHangover Hangover]]'' movie. [[TakeThat Didn't really work out very well, did it?]]
-->-- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnW3xkHxIEQ Between Two Ferns]]''

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' What are your feelings on ''Ghostbusters II'': The Film?\\
'''Gabriel:''' It's the ''Hangover II'' of the eighties.
-->--''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut'' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g Ghostbusters]]'' (Megadrive)

->So haven't we seen all of this before? Only slightly different? ... So, we have [[FashionVictimVillain two homosexual villains]] who both spent a long time in an undesirable place. Eventually they both get their own ship, a loyal crew, and the ability to escape and continue on with their lives. However, they both give into their own crazy revenge, mess around with the Captains of the ''Enterprise'', and fuck themselves over in the most horrible way... Then the second-most important character in ''Star Trek'' sacrifices themselves so that a doomsday device doesn't kill the crew of the ''Enterprise''.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]''' on ''[[Film/StarTrekNemesis Star Trek X:]] [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan The Wrath of Shinzon]]''

->''Analyze That ''picks up where its predecessor left off: at a logical endpoint requiring no sequel.
-->-- Keith Phipps's review of ''[[Film/AnalyzeThis Analyze That]]'', '''[[TheOnion The AV Club]]'''

->I ''know'' Disney Sequels are bad; they're bad by design.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', ranting about ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''

->The setting is the present and picks up with Wolverine wandering the earth, still traumatized by the events of ''[[{{Film/XMen}} X-Men 3]]''. But then, aren't '''we all''' still traumatized by ''X-Men 3''?
-->-- '''{{Moviebob}}''' on ''Film/TheWolverine''

->Why was there no subtitle in the movie? They subtitled the last movie. Well, I have an answer: Look under that title. You see that blank, empty space? Let that be an indication of the blank, empty imagination employed within, and the void it left in our hearts.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', during [[http://screwattack.com/videos/AVGN-TMNT-3-Part-1 part 1 of his review]] for ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''.

->Hello, [[{{Catchphrase}} I'm a British person,]] and I ''love'' the ''NationalLampoonsVacation'' movies! ''(cue slide of ''Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure'')'' Okay, except that one. ''(cue ''European Vacation'')'' And... yeah, maybe that one. ''(cue ''Vegas Vacation'')'' Okay, ''fine'': I like less than half of the ''National Lampoon's Vacation'' movies, '''okay?'''
-->--'''{{MikeJ}}'''

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[[folder:western animation]]

->'''Mr. O'Neill:''' Now, why do you think it is that Tolstoy felt he had to make ''WarAndPeace'' so darned unpleasant? Daria?\\
'''Daria:''' So no one would [[TorchTheFranchiseAndRun pester him to do a sequel]]?
-->--''{{WesternAnimation/Daria}}'', "Fair Enough"

->I, the Sequelizer, can make an infinite number of copies of myself -- although each is only 50% as powerful as the one before...
-->-- '''Troy [=McClure=] as the Sequelizer''', "The Final Collision!", ''[[Comicbook/TheSimpsons Bartman]]'' #3

->''[[{{Disney/Bambi}} Bambi II]]'' is going into the Disney Vault. After just 70 days on sale, the glorious ''Bambi II'' goes into the Disney Vault for 10 years along with ''[[{{Disney/Cinderella}} Cinderella II]]'', ''[[CallBack Bambi 2002]]'', ''[[Disney/SleepingBeauty Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets]]'' ''{{Disney/Aladdin}}'', ''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Hunchback VI: Air Dog Quasi]]'', ''[[{{Disney/Mulan}} Mulan VIII:]]'' ''[[AlienInvasion The Prozoids Strike Back]]'', ''[[Disney/TheJungleBook Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog]]'', and ''[[Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians 101]]'' ''[[ParallelPornTitles Felations]]''.
-->--''[[SaturdayNightLive TV Funhouse]]''

->'''Bill the Lab Guy''': Wait, you can't. Not just for me, but for the love of science, the love of knowledge, the love of... sequels.\\
'''Captain''': Sequels? Cancel that order, Gunner. We've got a franchise to protect!\\
'''The Action League''': YAY!!!!!!\\
'''Narrator''': Not nearly the end!
-->--''WesternAnimation/ActionLeagueNow''

->'''Brian''': You're banning [[DirectToVideo straight-to-video]] Disney films?\\
'''[[PresidentEvil Stewie]]''': Absolutely! I mean, look at this: ''Disney/{{Aladdin}} IV: Jafar May Need Glasses''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Lois Kills Stewie"

->We now return to the DisneyChannel's exclusive presentation of ''Disney/{{Aladdin}} V: [[BrickJoke Jafar Answers The Census]]''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Foreign Affairs"

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->The Trekkies, they ''did'' get a little freaked out. I think they've come to realize that I did them a favor... My god, how many more of these things? Creator/PatrickStewart spouting off for another forty minutes? Jesus, I mean, if you find ''that'' exciting, go watch paint dry. ''({{beat}})'' Oh god, is somebody photographing...? This is going to be [[IsThisThingOn on the bloody Internet isn’t it?]]
-->--'''Creator/MalcolmMcDowell''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W71HrpLZ9gI#t=613 on]] [[Film/StarTrekGenerations killing Captain Kirk.]]

->Didn't we say all we needed to say in the first ''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}''?
-->-- '''Creator/KevinSmith''', on the (thankfully) aborted ''Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian''

->When ''[[Film/FridayThe13thTheFinalChapter The Final Chapter]]'' was offered to me, I was like, 'I don't really want to do ''Friday the 13th.''[='=] Eventually, I only did it because of Amy Steel -- she talked me into it. And I thought it was really cool because it was ''The '''Final''' Chapter''. In my mind, I thought, 'Oh, I'll be in the last one. That's kind of cool. These things are famous.' Little did I know.
-->--'''Peter Barton'''

->The deals that they make you do are so draconian. And, of course, you are signed on for not only the movie that you are signed on for … but at least ''two more'' that you haven’t read and you have no idea what they are going to be, and all the crossover ones you are going to have to do. For me to sign on now to do a superhero movie would mean I would be working until I am 50 as that particular superhero.
-->--'''Jom Hamm''' on turning down a superhero film role

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