->''I can't believe you could have a heart failure just from being ''sad.'' I mean, how are you supposed to treat that?...[[ImagineSpot He's coding.]] [[CutenessProximity Get me a box of kittens, stat]]!''
-->-- '''JD''', "My House"

->''They hate you, Bob. They hate you from the bottom of your hooves to the top of your pitchfork.''
-->-- '''Dr. Cox''' to Dr. Kelso, "My Hero"

-> ''Due to lack of funds, I'm shutting down our baby mobile, which means there will no longer be free prenatal care for underprivileged women. Bottom line - if you're thinking about knocking up a homeless gal, I'd do it this weekend.''
-->-- '''Dr. Kelso,''' "My Jiggly Ball"

-> '''JD:''' Everyone has a human side, Coxy. Even Kelso!
-> '''Laverne:''' The hell he does.
-> '''JD:''' Y'know Laverne, I'm a doctor. So, I'm not gonna take my psychological evaluations from someone who dispenses them between watching "Maury" and eating a corn muffin. ''[She gives him a dirty look.]'' [OK, that was too mean. Apologise.] Laverne, I... [Ah, the hell with it, she's not gonna forgive you. Go for broke.] I was watching CNN earlier; apparently the Terror Alert in your armpits has been elevated to Orange. Oh no he didn't, yes Laverne, he did!