->"MY OWN CLONE!"\\
"NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!"
-->-- From [[MemeticMutation a series of]] [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Robotnik]] [[http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9365/robotnikandhisclonesoni.jpg coloring book edits]]

->'''Doctor:''' (to an immortal time-traveler) You might be out there somewhere.
->'''Captain Jack:''' I could go meet myself!
->'''Doctor:''' Well, he's the only man you're ever going to be happy with.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Utopia"

->'''Amy:''' Do I really look like that?\\
'''Amy:''' Yeah, yeah you do.\\
'''Amy:''' Ooh, I'd give you [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow a driving license...]]\\
'''Amy:''' Ooh, I bet you would.\\
'''Doctor:''' Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, [[DoggedNiceGuy Rory.]]\\
'''Rory:''' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy Absolutely no problem at all.]]
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYvrdejvbuk 2011 Red Nose Day Special]]

->''Oh, give me a clone''\\
''Of my own flesh and bone''\\
''With its Y-chromosome changed to X''\\
''And when it is grown''\\
''Then my own little clone''\\
''Will be of the opposite sex.''\\
'' ''\\
''Clone, clone of my own,''\\
''With your Y-Chromosome changed to X''\\
''And when I'm alone''\\
''With my own little clone''\\
''We'll both think of nothing but sex''
-->-- '''Creator/RandallGarrett'''

->[[color:gray: CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO [[ScrewYourself MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF]] TO BE.]]
->[[color:gray: CG: FUCK I MEAN]]
->[[color:gray: CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE]]
-->-- '''Karkat Vantas''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->''"Of course I romance myself. Ive always said, if I had to make out with my clone, I would.''"
-->-- '''FeliciaDay''', in [[http://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/09/felicia-day-steals-the-show-in-dragon-age-iis-mark-of-the-assassin/ an interview]], on her in-game interactions with an InkSuitActor version of herself, within VideoGame/DragonAgeII DLC

->''"I'm flirting with myself AGAIN!"''
-->-- '''FeliciaDay''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3DxsVzYUle0 makes good]] on that

->''I would totally make out with my clone. If it was okay with her. No pressure.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/ASofterWorld''

->"Is it weird to have a crush on your alternate reality self?"
-->-- '''Maz''', ''WesternAnimation/SheZow''

-> ''"He was sucking his own dk - that's not offensive. That's a goal!"''
-->-- '''Marty''', ''[[{{WebVideo/React}} Elders React To]] TheLonelyIsland ''

->"God, I miss having pert tits. Can I touch them?"
-->-- Admiral Janeway to Captain Janeway, '''[[GagSub Entendre Game]]'''

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