-> ''"The King had never had much luck with people, so instead of trying to find a wife, he painted one. When she opened her eyes, the King was astonished.'' '''''He had created a female version of himself. The king was in love."'''''
-->--''VideoGame/TheUnfinishedSwan''

->"My own clone!"\\
"Now neither of us will be virgins!"
-->-- From [[MemeticMutation a series of]] [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Robotnik]] [[http://i.imgur.com/1DjWi.jpg coloring book edits]], among other things

->'''The Doctor:''' ''[to an immortal time traveller]'' You might be out there, somewhere.\\
'''Captain Jack:''' I could go meet myself.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, he's the only man you're ever going to be happy with.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E11Utopia "Utopia"]]

->'''Amy:''' Do I really look like that?\\
'''Amy:''' Yeah, yeah you do.\\
'''Amy:''' Ooh, I'd give you [[SexualEuphemism a driving license...]]\\
'''Amy:''' Ooh, I bet you would.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, [[DoggedNiceGuy Rory.]]\\
'''Rory:''' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy Absolutely no problem at all.]]
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYvrdejvbuk 2011]] [[Recap/DoctorWho2011RNDSSpaceAndTime Red Nose Day Special]]

->'''Missy:''' Hold me!\\
'''The Master:''' Kiss me.\\
'''Missy:''' ''Make'' me.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Do you two wanna be alone? Which, in your case, would mean more than it usually does...
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E12TheDoctorFalls "The Doctor Falls"]]

->'''The Master:''' ''[pinned against a wall]'' By the way, is it wrong that I... ''[=[=][[RagingStiffie nods down]][=]=]''\\
'''Missy:''' ''[looks down]'' Yes. ''Very.''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Doctor Falls"

->The Master is the ultimate {{narcissist}}. He actually fancies himself.
-->-- '''Creator/JohnSimm''', ''Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine''

->''Oh, give me a clone''\\
''Of my own flesh and bone''\\
''With its Y-chromosome changed to X''\\
''And when it is grown''\\
''Then my own little clone''\\
''Will be of the opposite sex.''\\
'' ''\\
''Clone, clone of my own,''\\
''With your Y-Chromosome changed to X''\\
''And when I'm alone''\\
''With my own little clone''\\
''We'll both think of nothing but sex''
-->-- '''Creator/RandallGarrett'''

->'''CG:''' I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO [[FreudianSlip MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF]] TO BE.
->'''CG:''' FUCK I MEAN
->'''CG:''' MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE
-->-- '''Karkat Vantas''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->''"Of course I romance myself. I’ve always said, if I had to make out with my clone, I would.''"
-->-- '''Creator/FeliciaDay''', in [[http://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/09/felicia-day-steals-the-show-in-dragon-age-iis-mark-of-the-assassin/ an interview]], on her in-game interactions with an InkSuitActor version of herself, within VideoGame/DragonAgeII DLC

->''"I'm flirting with myself AGAIN!"''
-->-- '''Creator/FeliciaDay''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3DxsVzYUle0 makes good]] on that

->''I would totally make out with my clone. If it was okay with her. No pressure.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/ASofterWorld''

->"Is it weird to have a crush on your alternate reality self?"
-->-- '''Maz''', ''WesternAnimation/SheZow''

-> ''"He was sucking his own d—k - that's not offensive. That's a goal!"''
-->-- '''Marty''', ''[[{{WebVideo/React}} Elders React To]] Music/TheLonelyIsland ''

->"God, I miss having pert tits. Can I touch them?"
-->-- '''Admiral Janeway''' to Captain Janeway, '''[[GagSub Entendre Game]]'''

->"This isn't merely revolting, it's impossible to boot!"
-->-- '''Professor Farnsworth,''' '''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''', [[Recap/FuturamaM1BendersBigScore "Bender's Big Score"]]

->'''Aggressive Wonderella:''' What do we gotta do, SCREW each other 'till we stick together again?!
->'''Passive Wonderella:''' I ain't gay, but I'll lay back.
-->--''WebComic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'', [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/04/17/color-bindness/ Color Blindness]]

->'''Madame Albany:''' Now [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turn into something interesting]] before we kill Moonstone. I want to fuck something legendary and really get my heart rate going.
->[''next panel reveals that Cornwall has transformed into an exact duplicate of Albany, except naked'']
->'''Lord Cornwall:''' Like this?
->'''Madame Albany:''' Oh Cornwall, you always know how to make me laugh...
-->--''ComicBook/TheMagicOrder''

-> '''Gooby''': fuck you dolan
-> '''Dolan''': ko
-> '''Dolan''': ''(uses [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} portal gun]] to sandwich himself between two portals, then sticks his dick into the front one, which comes out the back one and into his anus)''
-> '''Dolan''': ''(indistinguishable pleasure noises resembling gibberish)''
-->--''Webcomic/{{Dolan}}''

->"And it's not even gay, if it's with yourself, right?"
-->-- '''[[ShapeshiftingSeducer Doppelganger]]''', ''Series/TheBoys2019'', "Nothing Like It In The World"

->''"Look at my [[MesACrowd army of me's]]! I'm going to fuck me because I can't trust anybody with my penis except for myself! Can you believe me!? Have you ever fucked a clone!? It's great! They know all the right places! And I have ten million of them to go around!"''
-->-- '''Memphis Tennessee''', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'': ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''

->''I'm talking things like [people claiming that] "anyone who likes Loki getting together with his alternate universe self basically supports [[{{Twincest}} actual twins getting together]]," even though there is '''no''' real world moral equivalent of dating your alternate universe self, and there '''never''' has been and there '''never''' will be. It's a '''non-issue'''.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/SarahZ''' on ''Series/Loki2021'' fandom discourse

->''"I wonder if there's an alternate me that travels the multiverse boning other sanses. I hope that guy understands the importance of consent..."''
-->-- '''Sans''', ''Webcomic/AskFriskAndCompany''

->'''Wyn:''' I have a question. Is that incest?\\
'''Artie:''' No, it's me.\\
'''Wyn:''' Okay, that's fair.\\
'''Artie:''' Guys, I'm a really great kisser!\\
'''Jyll:'''...yeah, I believe that.
-->--- '''Podcast/{{Jemjammer}}''' episode 103, "Who You Are Right Now", after Artie makes out with two illusions of himself.

->'''Mr. Mothman:''' To conclude today's HR presentation, groping your own clone is still sexual harrassment, not masturbation, and ''neither'' are allowed at work, ''ANDRE!''
->'''Andre:''' Can't blame a guy for trying.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Inside Job|2021}}''

->''"Oh my god Beth, there's masturbating and then there's ''masturbating!"''
-->--'''Rick''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''

->'''Adam Gibson [[spoiler:clone]]:''' You should clone yourself.\\
'''Drucker:''' Why? So I can appreciate your [[CloneAngst unique perspective]]?\\
'''Gibson:''' No. So that you can go fuck yourself!
-->--''Film/The6thDay''
----