->''If you want to cause a break up amongst people, put them in a house without a TV or the news or anything like that, give them a Scrabble board and ''no'' dictionary. Watch the sparks fly!''
-->--'''Ed Byrne''', ''The Bubble''

->'''Calvin''': Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "double word score" box!\\
'''Hobbes''': "Zqfmgb" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! \\
'''Calvin''': It is ''so'' a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that! \\
'''Hobbes''': I'm looking it up. \\
'''Calvin''': You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word ''you'' played with all the X's and J's!" \\
'''Hobbes''' (picking up the score card): ...What's your score for "zqfmgb"?\\
'''Calvin''': [[BlatantLies 957.]]
--> ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''