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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
->"If the bait is obvious, don't take it."
-->-- '''Kakashi''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
->'''ComicBook/{{Superboy}}:''' Now I've seen everything! Nobody would deliberately put me on guard, by putting a sign like that on a real trap!\\
'''Narration:''' Curiously... Well, let's face it... Stupidly, the Boy of Steel enters the trap!\\
'''Superboy:''' It's... Kryptonite-lined! I--I'm p-passing out...\\
'''Lex Luthor:''' I captured Superboy through his sheer dumbness!
-->-- ''ComicBook/ActionComics'' #259

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' There is a girl there. A '''prisoner'''. Test subject. She needs our help.\\
'''ComicBook/{{Batgirl}}:''' And how'd you find out about her?\\
'''Supergirl:''' Long-distance telepathic transmission. Only I can hear her.\\
'''Batgirl:''' Ah, the old '''incarcerated psychic''' trick. If I had a nickel for every time--
-->-- ''ComicBook/EscapeFromThePhantomZone''

->'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' You owe me a dimensional check for 100 magic units! Your hero and his partner lost!\\
'''Batmite:''' Oh, all right! Here...I signed it with my real name...the one I use in my own dimensional world!\\
'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' Hmm...Your name is... Klt Pzy Xm? Yaaa! It's my name...in reverse! Whenever I say it backwards, I'm automatically returned to my own world! You tricked me!
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheSupergirlBatgirlPlot''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fairy Tales]]
->At last the third also came with the like intent, and the others screamed out, "Keep away; for goodness' sake keep away!" But she did not understand why she was to keep away. "The others are there," she thought, "I may as well be there too," and ran to them; but as soon as she had touched her sister, she remained sticking fast to her. So they had to spend the night with the goose.
-->-- "Literature/TheGoldenGoose"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]

->[[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Ruby]] held out a small book. "What is this?" Jaune asked.
->"It's her dream journal. If you want to embarrass her, read it and bring it up when she tries to tease you. Oh, and for your own peace of mind, don't read pages 56, 75 or 93. See ya."
->The younger girl skipped away. Jaune looked at the book. Out of curiosity, he opened it to page 56. Upon reading the first sentence, which included his name, he slammed it shut with his face red. "Well, I'm having nightmares tonight."
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9858809/18/Pyrrha-c-victory Pyrrha(c) victory]]''

->'''Himeko''': ...but why would Dunbadoru-sensei have brought attention to it if he didn't want us going in?\\
'''Hermione''': So that we knew that we weren't to go in it!\\
'''Himeko''': But that just guarantees someone will go in it and find out why it's forbidden the hard way!\\
'''Hermione''': And why do you say that?\\
'''Himeko''': My mom's a book writer, and my dad directs movies. I know the... what's that word again, the stuff that every writer seems to use? Anyway, dad and Aiko'neechan would sit and watch some really bad American horror films and make fun of them at the same time. If you want someone to investigate something, you hide it then call attention to the fact that you're hiding something.\\
'''Hermione''': This isn't a movie or a book, Himeko.
-->-- ''Fanfic/RibbonAndStone''

->'''Kirito:''' Oh, wow. A ''single chest'' in an ''empty room''. [[SarcasmMode Yeah, this looks legit.]] Come on, guys, even we're not dumb enough to fall for this-\\
(''[[NonPlayerCharacter Gary]] [[ArtificialStupidity promptly walks up to the chest and opens it]]'')\\
'''Kirito:''' Sachi? [[ThisIsGonnaSuck You set them to]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck auto-loot]]'', [[ThisIsGonnaSuck didn't you?]]\\
'''Sachi:''' (''apologetic'') Yeah... I thought it would save time...\\
(''an alarm starts blaring and the room turns red'')\\
'''Kirito:''' Oh ''yeah'', we're sprinting to our deaths IN ''RECORD'' SPEED!
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->''To definitely chop your own head off, turn to page 137.''
-->--'''Fanfic/WelcomeToSandHands'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->There's a stack of freshly-made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?
-->-- '''Shrek''' to Donkey, ''WesternAnimation/ShrekForeverAfter''

->'''Vidia''': Tinker Bell, we're not supposed to go near human houses!\\
'''Tinker Bell''': This isn't a human house! They're a lot bigger! Besides, the sign says "Fairies Welcome!"\\
'''Vidia''': Who do you think wrote it? ''Humans!''
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/DisneyFairies Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue]]''

->'''Leader Dodo''': Now don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely--\\
''' Crazy Dodo''': (''sprints in, not paying attention to where he's going'') INTRUDERS! INTRU--WAAAAAAH! (''trips and falls into crater; a sound of sizzling is heard'')\\
'''Dodo Students''': EEEEWWWW! OHHH!\\
'''Leader Dodo''': ...burn and die.
-->--''WesternAnimation/IceAge1''

->'''Junior''': Hunter?\\
'''Hunter''': You're fired.\\
'''Junior''': But-but-but...\\
'''Hunter:''' "But-but-but..." You are so idiotic! How were you not suspicious?\\
(''camera zooms out to show only the front wall of a house between two dilapidated factory buildings.'')\\
'''Junior:''' ...I thought it was a gentrifying neighborhood!
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Storks}}''

->'''Mr. Wolf:''' That's strange, why would Marmalade leave the Golden Dolphin unprotected?\\
'''Diane:''' Because ''maybe'' it's a trap.\\
'''Mr. Wolf:''' [[StickyFingers Or maaayyybbbeeee....]]\\
''(Wolf touching the Golden Dolphin unleashes a powerful electric shock that knocks out him and Diane)''\\
'''Mr. Wolf:''' ''(now tied up with Diane)'' Yeah, it was a trap.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheBadGuys2022''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->Ah, ah... that's bait.
-->-- '''Max Rockatansky''', ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad''

->'''Capt. Amazing:''' Oh looky here, a multi-frequency radio detonator. You should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence.\\
'''Casanova Frankenstein:''' Oh, no, no, no this is quite an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool.\\
'''Capt. Amazing:''' Yeah? W-What is it?\\
(''a puff of smoke goes off in Captain Amazing's face'')\\
'''Capt. Amazing:''' (''sniffs'') Yuck.\\
'''Casanova Frankenstein:''' It's a chloroform-deploying portable enticement snare.\\
(''Captain Amazing nods, nonplussed. Both foes stare at each other'')\\
'''Capt. Amazing:''' (''sniffs'') ...Ah, dang!
-->-- ''Film/MysteryMen''

->'''Dana:''' '''' "I have found it. In the oldest books, the way of [[RevenantZombie saving our family]]. My good arm is hacked up and ate, so I hope this will be readable. That a believer will come and speak [[TomeOfEldritchLore this]] to our spirits. Then we will be restored and the great pain will return." And then... then there's [[CanisLatinicus something in Latin]].\\
'''Marty:''' Okay, [[GenreSavvy I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand]] here. [[OminousLatinChanting Do not read the Latin.]]
-->-- ''Film/TheCabinInTheWoods''

->'''Ernst Stavro Blofeld:''' What makes you think that M, the head of British intelligence, will oblige you by falling in with your plan?\\
'''Kronsteen:''' For the simple reason that this is so obviously a trap. My reading of the British mentality is that they always treat a trap as a challenge.
-->-- ''Film/FromRussiaWithLove''

->''"There's always free cheese in a mousetrap."''
-->-- '''Longbaugh''', ''Film/TheWayOfTheGun''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]

->If you know what's good for you, you will not do a Google search for "scrotum" and "elephantitis."
-->-- ''Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex''

->Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH," the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
-->-- ''Literature/ThiefOfTime''

->You could obsess over [[BigLabyrinthineBuilding this building]], grow frantic to unveil its mysteries and plumb its inviting depths. If you were that sort of person, you could start to feel that this building ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything wants it bad]],'' that it ''deserves'' to be the subject of military action, an espionage-driven commando raid, just to ''teach it to behave.''
->A few months ago, three highly motivated gentlemen assailed Project Albumen in fine special operations style. They wanted the secrets this building so plainly keeps beneath its lush deco exterior. After weeks of planning, they got into their [[SpyCatsuit sexy black outfits]] and made their move. They blew open the back door and, no doubt with a grand sense of empowerment and dominance, [[FreudWasRight thrust mightily inside]].
->Unfortunately, the entire main building of Project Albumen is a honey trap. The interior is very large and has intricate folded metal all around the walls; this falsely gives the impression of a large number of secret doors and passages, so it took them twenty-nine or so minutes to establish that there are, in fact, [[OhCrap no exits]]. Shortly thereafter they discovered that the sanctum sanctorum, the warm, secret heart of Project Albumen, is in fact rather cold and unwelcoming, because it floods on a half-hour cycle [[KillItWithIce with liquid nitrogen]]. The motivated gentlemen were removed somewhat later in the day, when they had thawed enough to be prized loose from the floor.
-->-- ''Literature/TheGoneAwayWorld''

->Speakers would not be exact; and because they all told me not to pay attention to old Ammi Pierce's crazy tales, I sought him out the next morning...
-->-- ''Literature/TheColourOutOfSpace''

->That was the first I ever heard of shadowed [[TownWithADarkSecret Innsmouth]]. Any reference to a town not shewn on common maps or listed in recent guide-books would have interested me, and the agent’s odd manner of allusion roused something like real curiosity. A town able to inspire such dislike in its neighbours, I thought, must be at least rather unusual, and worthy of a tourist’s attention.
-->-- ''Literature/TheShadowOverInnsmouth''

->''Make your choice, adventurous stranger\\
[[NiceJobBreakingItHero Strike the bell]] and [[SealedEvilInACan bide the danger]]\\
Or wonder 'til it drives you mad\\
What would have followed if you had.''
-->-- An inscription on a pedestal with a small bell and hammer on it, ''Literature/TheMagiciansNephew''

->On the Pantheon Isles ... never move without asking yourself, is this too easy?
-->-- '''Literature/SixthOfTheDusk'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->The test is not whether you are suspicious, but whether you are caught.
-->-- '''Avon'''[[note]]and they got caught[[/note]], ''Series/BlakesSeven'', "Bounty"

->When someone hands you a box and says there's something ''super crazy'' inside but you're not allowed to look in it ''of course you're gonna look in it!''
-->-- '''Jen''', ''Series/LifeInPieces''

->'''The Cat:''' Call me paranoid, but you don't think those were those Psiren dude things, do you?\\
''(Lister, Kryten and Rimmer nod)''\\
'''The Cat:''' Even the brunette?\\
''(they nod again)''\\
'''The Cat:''' If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a cold shower in liquid oxygen.\\
'''Rimmer:''' Well, if that's the best they can throw at us I hardly think we're in any danger of being bewitched.\\
'''Kryten:''' If I may, sir, that was merely the level of sophistication required to ensnare [[TheDitz the Cat]]. And it ''worked''. Had we not been here to stop him he would now be stumbling around on one of those asteroids without a brain trying to write "oh, boy was I suckered!" with his own intestinal tract.
-->--''Series/RedDwarf'', "Psirens"

->'''Budnick''': You can trash whatever you want to trash, destroy whatever you want to destroy, and nobody will punish you or bother you. You'll have complete freedom.\\
'''Ellen''': Great.\\
'''Budnick''': The only way you will be punished is if you push that little red button over there, but you will only be bringing the punishment on yourself.\\
'''Ellen''': Oh yeah, what kind of punishment?\\
'''Budnick''': You'll find out - but don't say I didn't warn you.
-->-- ''Series/SaluteYourShorts''

->"Do Not Lean Out Of The Window." Wonder why...
-->-- '''Vivian''', ''Series/TheYoungOnes''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]

->There's always free cheddar in a mousetrap...
-->-- '''Music/TomWaits''', ''Music/BloodMoney'', "God's Away On Business"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]

->'''Warning''': Choosing this story will wound you in unexpected ways and commit you to a path of damnation. This may be your last chance. Turn back now.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FallenLondon'', right before that particular questline gets a hundred times more horrifying

->THIS WILL SAVAGELY HARM, AND INCIDENTALLY KILL, YOUR CHARACTER AT A COST OF [[BribingYourWayToVictory FIFTY NEX]] AND FIVE CARNIVAL TICKETS. THERE IS NO TEXT WORTH READING BEHIND THE BRANCH RESULT. IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO PLAY THIS BRANCH TO CONTINUE THE STORY. This branch costs 50 Fate to play.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FallenLondon'', much later in that same storyline

->''The result will be by far the worst thing that can happen on this storylet. But aren't you curious?''
-->--''VideoGame/FallenLondon'', letting you pick your death at sea [[EpicFail and make it as as ridiculous as possible]]

->''The effects of this are random and mostly unpleasant – particularly [[LaserGuidedAmnesia the irrigo]]. But go on, don't you want to try it?''
-->-- '''Gaze into the [[FictionalColour Neathoscope]] note''', ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''

->Thou are forbidden from again laying eyes on this marker. Those who heed not this warning will suffer the pain of death.\\
(''if you do read the tablet again...'')\\
[[spoiler:Mongrel who disobeyed the warning. [[PermanentlyMissableContent Taste bitter death.]]]]
-->-- A tablet in ''VideoGame/LaMulana''

->[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: I honestly, truly didn't think you'd fall for that. In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead, for when you got through this easy one. If I'd known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling. ]]

-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', after Chell tries to open a blatantly fake door marked "[=GLaDOS=] Emergency Shutdown and Cake Dispensary. Keep Unlocked," ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->'''[[spoiler:Wheatley]]''': Oh! You came back! Didn't actually plan... for that. Can't actually reset the {{death trap}}. So. Ah. Could you jump into that pit, there? Would you just jump into that pit for me? Could you just jump into that pit? There. That deadly pit.\\
(''after an entire monologue of the things that can be "[[BlatantLies found]]" in the pit, including {{boy band}}s and [[AllGirlsLikePonies pony farms]]'')\\
And... Just jump down, would ya?\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]''': [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Lampshade Hanging You really do have brain damage don't you ]]
? I can't believe you came back.]]\\
(''if Chell jumps down to the pit'')\\
'''[[spoiler:Wheatley]]''': Oh! Wow! Good! I didn't think that was going to work.\\
[''[[AchievementMockery Achievement unlocked]]'']
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->'''''[[red:"Do not do this."]]'''''
-->-- Tooltip for [[DealWithTheDevil making a covenant]] with the [[EldritchAbomination End of the Cycle]], ''VideoGame/{{Stellaris}}''

->Maybe don't eat this. Seriously.
-->-- ''VideoGame/StreetsOfRogue'', description for the CyanidePill

->It's Barrow-Brie! It's quite smelly and no doubt highly deadly. Only the unwise would eat it.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLordOfTheRingsOnline'', description of the Barrow-Brie consumable

->"You still have much to learn about being a Fencer if you fell for such a cliche trick."
-->-- '''Tiara''' to Fang, ''VideoGame/FairyFencerF''

->"Well, what jolly travelling companions are we? [[AffablyEvil Pleased to meet you; call me Patches]]. Oh, see that treasure over there? [[TooDumbToLive Go on and take it]]! [[BlatantLies My gift to you, just to show that we're friends]]."
-->-- '''Patches the Hyena''', right before he leaves you for dead to a bearbug, ''VideoGame/DemonsSouls''

->"What, you again? Well, well! You've been a stranger. Ah good to see you're well, mate. Oh, right, you came at the perfect time. There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole. I found it first, but... well, we're friends now. I'll split it with you! In any case, have a look, it'll shimmer you blind! Heh heh heh... ".
-->-- '''[[LegacyCharacter Trusty Patches]]''', right before he kicks you off a cliff into a dark chasm, ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI''

->''This alien artifact seems to be emitting an extraordinarily powerful suppression field, as if it were [[SealedEvilInACan keeping something very dangerous from awakening]]. Destroying it might have unexpected consequences, but [[ForScience would make for fascinating study]].''

->''Your chief science officer notes that opening it may be humanity-ending. One of your military advisers believes that [[GodzillaThreshold there's a chance humanity could hold this new threat at bay while it ravages the AI]]. Either way, things are likely to be... lively.''
-->--'''[[GrayGoo Nanocaust]] Suppression Field Emitter description''', ''[[Videogame/AIWarFleetCommand AI War 2]]''

-> ''At [[AmusementParkOfDoom Starr Park]], nothing could ever go wrong, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and why would it?]] Come closer and we'll show you.''
-->-- '''A plaque at Starr Park''', an "amusement park" that captured certain people and attempted to make them into a legion of [[SuperSoldiers Super Soldiers]], including the Brawlers, ''VideoGame/BrawlStars''

->''"...though, human, this can is obviously a trap, yeah? ...Let's rather not touch this!"''
-->-- '''Puro''', ''VideoGame/{{Changed}}''

->''"If you want to see him [[UnstoppableRage blow his top]], try calling him "Stumpy". Go on. Try it."''
-->-- The FlavourText for Captain Combustible, ''VideoGame/PlantsVsZombiesHeroes''

->'''Kazooie''': Hey look Banjo, there's another Jiggy! This is just too easy!\\
'''Banjo''': Yep, we'll have the game finished in no time!\\
''(Door closes behind them, Targitzan rises up with the Jiggy on his head)''\\
'''Targitzan''': Halt, mortal! Thought you'd get another Jiggy that easily, huh?
-->--''VideoGame/BanjoTooie''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->If you don't get why the Capsaicin Lounge would need someone on [[http://leftoversoup.com/archive.php?num=49 eyeball duty]], go chop up a few dozen habaneros and then scratch your eye.
-->-- '''{{Creator/Tailsteak}}''', [[TheRant commenting]] on ''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup''

->'''Forbidden Door''': Hey! Hey buddy-forbidden door here! I'm not saying you don't want what's inside-just that-hoooo! You don't wanna get caught sneaking a peek!\\
'''Ivan''': This is what? A moron trap? [[AvertedTrope Fuck off.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}''

->Kids! Color this comic and win! Send your completed entry to your local newspaper c/o "This Letter Is Really A Mailbomb" and win! Be sure to include your return address.
-->-- ''Sonichu is Dead'', [[http://sonichu.thecomicseries.com/comics/14 Chapter 14]]

->'''She Dwarf:''' Don't forget we are in the middle of some [[RiteOfPassage deadly trials]] here. These [[GlowingGem gems]] are certainly {{booby trap}}ped.\\
'''Hack:''' Aww. She Dwarf! These four gems are each worth a whole kingdom on their own! We could live as royalty!\\
'''She Dwarf:''' Whoever set this test up sure had your number.
-->-- ''[[http://www.shedwarf.com The Savage Beard of She Dwarf]]'', [[http://www.shedwarf.com/comic/chapter-6-page-15/ Ch. 6]]

->''"There ''is'' no [[ConvenientlyInterruptedDocument last page]], by the way. No Jovat Kazran, either. I have ''dozens'' of those journals hidden away in "secret" places. They're like a ''siren'' for alchemists. You idiots have a knack for hunting them out. But with a little ''nudge'' in the right direction, you do make some ''ingenious'' toys."''
-->-- '''Enigma''', the ''VideoGame/DOTA2'' tie-in comic [[https://www.dota2.com/thesummoning/ "The Summoning"]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]

->What the hell could be in it that could be so bad? Come on kids, let's find out!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', reviewing ''Film/{{North}}''

->#9: I will not include a [[SelfDestructMechanism self-destruct mechanism]] unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a [[BigRedButton large red button]] labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a [[BulletHell spray of bullets]] on anyone [[TooDumbToLive stupid enough to disregard it]]. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
-->-- [[EvilOverlordList The Evil Overlord List]]

-> LOL, dude, I set up this little box on the side of my car\\
and theres a button on it with a sign, "Do not press"\\
and when you press it the car alarm goes off\\
lol nice\\
so I'm gonna count how many people do it in a week\\
brb\\
where u going?\\
car alarm went off
-->-- qdb.us [[http://www.qdb.us/230078 #230078]]

->So if I'm trying to download things and it turns out they're [[ComputerVirus .exe files]]... [[SarcasmMode they're the best!]] They're the best, you know, [[BlatantLies I listen to .exe files]]! [...] .exe file, huh? Mmmmmm! Again, when an [=MP3=] file is 'Hulk Hogan.mp3'''.EXE'''[='=], you know it's good. [...] "videoxxx avi '''DOT EXE'''." You think this is a good idea? SO DO I!
-->-- '''Joel''' of ''WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}}'', [[https://youtu.be/d-vB8qdNSYc?t=6m37s "Windows 8 Destruction"]]

->i totally pick up items next to ledges just to see how i will die
-->-- '''Xavier Allred''', commenting on ''VideoGame/DarkSouls2'''': Trolling Across Drangleic (w/ [=Krazy999=])'' by Iron Pineapple

-> I guess I got to thinking my brain was hosed either way so what the hell and i don’t know why but i just went ahead and did it [read the SCP description] - couldn't help myself really - [[OhCrap RESIST THE URGE]] - it’s clearly a [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow Fridge-class cognitohazard]] and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck already it’s starting to sink in]] so [[LaserGuidedAmnesia this horse pill]] better work right quick
-->--'''Researcher Andrews''', ''Website/SCPFoundation'', [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718 SCP-2718]]

->'''Terra:''' Master Xehanort! Why?\\
'''Xehanort:''' χ-BLADE! (I am actually an evil guy.) χ-BLADE! (By the way, if you can, please visit the Keyblade Graveyard. [[BlatantLies It is most definitely not a trap.]])\\
''(SmashCut to Terra wandering around the Keyblade Graveyard)''\\
'''Terra:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why am I still listening to him?]]
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/KingdomHeartsInANutshell Kingdom Hearts- Birth by Sleep in a Nutshell]]''

->'''Announcer:''' Need a quick piss-me-up? Consider breaking and entering this haunted house!\\
'''Scott:''' Huh. I dunno, that seems a bit too by-the-numbers for me.\\
'''Announcer:''' People who talk about stupid Nintendo games beware!\\
'''Scott:''' Now we’re talking, that’s the perfect way to scare the piss! And out of me as well!
-->-- ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz'', ''VideoGame/NightTrap'' review

->'''Taliesin:''' I love that you knew I was gonna do this.\\
'''Matt:''' I ''didn't!''\\
'''Taliesin:''' ...really? God, you just put a big red button in front of me!\\
'''Matt:''' Yeah, and a LOT of warnings!
-->-- ''WebVideo/CriticalRole'', "The Promise and the Price"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->'''Ren''': See this button? [[DontTouchItYouIdiot DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON, YOU FOOL!]]\\
'''Stimpy''': So, [[TooDumbToLive what'll happen?]]\\
'''Ren''': That's just it — ''we don't know!'' [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Maaaybe something bad.]] [[TemptingFate Maaaaybe something good.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy''

->'''Night Master''': Meet me here after your master is asleep.\\
'''Yin''': Um... I don't know...\\
'''Yang''': Yin! Spooky voice in a dark hallway promising us shortcuts in our training? What's not to trust?!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/YinYangYo''

->'''Freakazoid''': Well, if it isn't--\\
'''Steph & kids''': '''NO!!!'''\\
'''Freakazoid''': What? I was just gonna say--\\
'''Steph & kids & Dr. Hanker''': '''NO!!!'''\\
'''Dr. Hanker''': Don't say it!!\\
'''Freakazoid''': Don't say what??\\
'''Steph''': Don't say his name!\\
'''Freakazoid''': You mean 'Don't say Candle Jack'?\\
''(One GilliganCut later, Freakazoid is tied up like the rest)''\\
'''Steph''': Freakazoid, why did you say his name...?
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''

->'''Sergeant Roderick:''' Second rule, no eating in my class. (''pulls out a box of bon-bons'') Would anyone care for a bon-bon?\\
(''Most of the students, [[NobodysThatDumb SpongeBob included]], resist; then...'')\\
'''Student:''' Uh, I'll eat one!\\
(''the other students and [=SpongeBob=] gasp; he goes to the box'')\\
'''Roderick:''' Pick your favorite.\\
(''the student picks one and eats it'')\\
'''Roderick:''' How's it taste?\\
'''Student:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's a delightful taste sensation!]]\\
'''Roderick:''' NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM! (''throws the student out one of the doors'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Mrs. Puff, You're Fired"

->'''Tom''': (Reading note) "To Tom, my favorite cat, I leave my sole earthly possession... ''One Custard Pie?'' [[TemptingFate Let me have it!]]"\\
'''([[PieInTheFace Custard Pie gets thrown in Tom's face]])'''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry'', ''[[WesternAnimation/QuietPlease1945 Quiet Please!]]''
[[/folder]]

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