->'''Jack:''' Well, then, I confess: It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer me weaselly black guts out.\\
'''Murtogg:''' I said no lies!\\
'''Mullroy:''' I think he's telling the truth.\\
'''Murtogg:''' If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.\\
'''Jack:''' [[LampshadeHanging Unless of course he knew you wouldn't]] ''[[LampshadeHanging believe]]'' [[LampshadeHanging the truth, even if he told you.]]
-->-- ''Film/{{Pirates of the Caribbean}}: The Curse of the Black Pearl''

->'''Gus:''' You named your fake detective agency "Psych"? As in "gotcha"? Why didn't you just call it "Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because of it."
->'''Shawn:''' First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!
-->-- ''{{Psych}}'', Pilot episode

->''"People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way -- in such a way that often nobody believes me!"''
-->-- '''RichardFeynman''', ''Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!''

-> ''"...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a chadar gave me this awesome luggage freshener with a clock attached!" Federal regulations require them to have no idea you're joking as they riddle your body with bullets."''
-->-- '''{{Seanbaby}}'''

->'''Lois Lane:''' I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.
->'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman in disguise]], and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the byline]].
->'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent. ''*leaves*''
->'''Clark Kent:''' You asked...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries''

->'''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Bass]]:''' Everything that she said is completely accurate! There's no prize waiting for you in the desert! Only death! I'm just trying to trick you! [[BatmanGambit I'm using your own arrogance and pride against you!]] IN FACT, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
->'''[[{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!
-->-- ''[[Webcomic/CaptainSNES Captain SNES: The Game Masta]]''

->''"And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you."''
-->-- '''Homer''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Bart Has Two Mommies"

->''"You lied to me by telling me the truth?"''
-->-- '''Captain Jack Sparrow''', who is surprised for all of a quarter second, ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''

->"''I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me.''"
-->-- '''Camillo Benso Conte di Cavour'''

->''"Actually, we're having an illicit affair in the photocopying room."''
-->-- '''Penny''', having been nearly caught having an illicit affair in the photocopying room for the second time in as many minutes, ''Main/{{Teachers}}''

->'''Charles Stoltz''': [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]] [[{{Trolling}} the ultimate Troll]]\\
'''[=ReduxedPowerFan335=]''': [Lois Lane] asked. And its not lying if you confess sarcastically. [[{{Emoticon}} xD]]
-->-- A response to a comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0QVvbhMm24 Clark Kent reveals his secret identity]].[[note]][[BreakingTheFourthWall Which is actually the above Superman: The Animated Series moment.]][[/note]]

->“It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth — but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it…but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying.”
-->-- '''Robert A. Heinlein''', ''Literature/TimeEnoughForLove''
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