->"Will somebody ''please'' cue that bird?!"\\
''[Bird flies by, cawing]''\\
SAM / UR / I / PIZ-ZA / CATS[[note]]This is exactly the way appears on the show, but "Samurai" is still the official spelling for the show's name. Also, the "A" in "CATS" has a spinning star.[[/note]] ("Oh yeah!")\\
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?\\
SAM / UR / I / PIZ-ZA / CATS ("Right on!")\\
They're stamping out crime and you know that ain't baloney\\
There's Speedy Cerviche, [[TheHero he's the leader of the bunch]] ("That's right!")\\
A heckuva fighter makes a heckuva lunch\\
And little Polly Esther, who's never afraid ("That's me!")\\
Of [[ActionGirl going into battle when the bad guys invade]]\\
There's Guido Anchovy, a [[HandsomeLech wild romantic rover]]\\
This cat gets down down [sic] with a love hangover\\
Here come the Pizza Cats\\
They're so bad ("Ta-da!")\\
[[TakeThat They've got more fur than any]] [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles turtle]] [[TakeThat ever had]]\\
They're stronger than old cheese ("Stronger than old cheese!")\\
And stronger than dirt ("More stronger than dirt!")\\
If you step on their tails ("Not on my tail")\\
Then you're gonna get hurt ("Don't hurt me!")\\
SAM / UR / I / PIZ-ZA / CATS\\
They're fighting crime all over town\\
Three, Two, One\\
Pizza Cats are on the run\\
The Big Cheese is [[BigBad the villain]], who's lower than low\\
It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo\\
We've got our nasty [[TheDragon Bad Bird]] and some nasty [[{{Mook}} Ninja Crows]]\\
As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show\\
Sit right back, kick up your feet, turn the sound up high\\
And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza pie\\
Samurai Pizza Cats!

-> Ladies and gentlemen of Website/TVTropes, the Samurai Pizza Cat Fan Club Oath!
-->'''Seymour "The Big Cheese" Cheese''': The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note:
-->'''Jerry Atric''': Their antics take your breath away
-->'''The Big Cheese''': Like fur balls in your throat.
-->'''Speedy Cerviche''': We kittens are a special breed. We never call retreat!
-->'''Guido Anchovy''': Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down...
-->'''Polly Esther''': We land upon our feet!
-->'''Narrator''': So hail to thee, oh Pizza Cats!
-->Please ring your little bell
-->Although you may be pen and ink
-->We know you'll fight like
-->'''Speedy, Guido, and Polly''': [[CurseCutShort PIZZA CATS]]!

->Francine: A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and threatening to destroy our entire way of life!
->Guido: Must be rap music.

->Otama (AKA: Francine) on PA system (''roughly translated''): Please excuse the noise! Our delicious Pizza Cats[[note]]In the original Japanese version, "Pizza Cats" is just the name of the restaurant where they work.[[/note]] specialty, our "special express delivery" is about to fire! For your own safety, please stand behind the white line![[note]]A later version goes "Everyone, please stand behind the white line!".[[/note]] (''cut to inside where Otama is about to launch the Nyankee / Pizza Cats'') Here we go!
->Unnamed dog boy: Hey mom, the Pizza Cats[[note]]He's actually calling them "Pizza ya-san", which is roughly "the pizza store people". Discotek Media simply translated it as "Pizza Cats" for the sake of convenience.[[/note]] are launching again.
->His mother: (''Varies between episodes, but not quite as much, and not quite in the same way as in the GagDub'')

->Princess Usa / Vi: SEND HIM / HER / THEM TO THE PRISON ISLAND!![[note]]This version of the line is closer to the original Japanese version, and is the line used by Discotek Media in its subs of the show.[[/note]]

->"Shogun Iei-iei Tokugawa": Pafoo!
->"Emperor Fred": Fuh-RED!

->Lord Ko'on: KUYASHII![[note]]He usually says this several times.[[/note]] (''he then blows himself up; usually done at the end of each episode when the Kara-Kara Clan fails to defeat the Nyankees / Pizza Cats'')

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