->''Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the idiocy that is... ''[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Voyager]]''.''
-->-- SFDebris Opinionated Voyager Guide

->''The only way [[AlienScrappy Neelix]] is going to keep the ''[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Voyager]]'' crew alive is [[JustEatGilligan if they eat him]]!''
-->-- Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide, [[http://sfdebris.com/videos/V842a.asp Basics]]

->"Welcome to the idiocy that is... ''[[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible Threshold]]''. And that is '''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer NOT]]''' an opinion."\\


->"[[TheRedGreenShow And remember: If women don't find you handsome]], well, that's their opinion." ("The Gift")\\


->"We'll need [[NoodleImplements handcuffs, vibrating golf balls and a funnel]]. I'm sorry that's the best I can do; I'm no SlashFic expert, I'm just a viewer with an opinion." ("The Menagerie", and "The Game")\\


->"Why, I am His Grace, Sir [=SFDebris=], [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard Duke of the People Who Don't Give A Rat's Ass and Knight of the Order of Go Fuck Yourself!]] ...And, of course, a viewer with an opinion." ("Haven")


->"[[PrivateEyeMonologue Into my office walked a dame with million-latinum legs and a swing to her hips that could unphase a tacheon beam. She had trouble stuck to her like stink on Klingon, but the way she set my phaser to stun, I knew I'd be taking the case]]... But I'm no [[Film/TheMalteseFalcon Sam Spade]], I'm just a viewer with an opinion." ("Ex Post Facto")

->''So if you are new here, here are the subjects which are [[AcceptableTargets not shown respect here]]: [[HatesEveryoneEqually whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos, Indians, men, women, straights, gays, bis, the religious, the agnostic, and the atheist. We mock the left, mock the right, mock the center, mock the apathetic, mock consumerism, mock communism, spit on the socialists, laugh at the fascists.]] We'll pick on liberal [[BarackObama President Obama]] and conservative [[DavidCameron PM Cameron]], along with his wife NickClegg. We'll piss on the [[Film/FlashGordon Hawkman]], [[Series/DoctorWho Cyberman]], [[Series/BabylonFive Tall Man]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Saruman]], [[Film/TheDarkKnight Batman]], [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Beltran]], [[Creator/AdamBaldwin Baldwin]] and [[ScapegoatCreator Berman]]. So if you were not aware of it until now, Star Trek is not sacred here.''
-->-- SF Debris' review of The Conscience of the King

-->'''Quark, modified through surgery to look like a woman:''' So how do I look?
-->'''Chuck:''' Well, don't take this the wrong way, but... ''you are a nightmare made flesh!'' You have passed "Coyote Ugly" and have entered into some Twilight Realm beyond! If a man woke up in bed with you, he would happily chew through ''his own neck!'' No no no no no, don't give me that, ''HE WOULD FIND A WAY.''
-->-- SF Debris' review of DS9's "Profit and Lace," one of only a few episodes in the entire Star Trek franchise to receive a rating of "0" by him.

->''Well, look, no judgment. Your old boyfriend rolls into town, you're upset, you drink too much, you fuck a penguin, these things happen.''
-->-- SF Debris' review of Evangelion 2.22

->''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Sparkle, Twilight]] Journal, longest day of the Thousandth Year. Unicorn in alley this morning. Tire Cutie Mark on his stomach. Equestria's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The Mare in the Moon is coming, and when the night foams up around their waists, all the [[LastSecondWordSwap horses]] and politicians will look up and shout, "Save us!" and I'll look down and whisper, "[[FurryReminder Neigh]]."''
-->-- ''My Little Pony''