->''Imagine Series/{{Torchwood}}... run by Website/FourChan.''
-->--Inkblot on the forums

-->--Any time the Foundation encounters ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow

->''In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.''
-->--[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/proposals-for-scp-001 SCP-001]] regarding the Foundation's MultipleChoicePast

''[[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed I watched the world nearly die in a thousand thousand terrible ways]]. Sometimes we would have had time to scream.''\\\
''I'm alive to write about it. You want happy endings? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] you.''\\\
''You're alive to read it.''\\\
''God help us all.''\\\
Secure. Contain. Protect.
-->--[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white black white black white black white black white black white black white gray]]

->''You've done horrible, awful things while working for the Foundation — don't try to deny it, Doctor. We've all done horrible awful things while working for the Foundation. That is one of the unavoidable consequences of working with [=SCPs=]. And on occasion, you've wondered if we are the, quote unquote, bad guys. Well… we're not. [...]''\\\
''Remember this: '''the Foundation is not evil'''. We do not torture people "just because". We are against unnecessary cruelty. Which means somebody has to decide when cruelty '''is''' necessary.''
-->-- The [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/ethics-committee-orientation Ethics Committee Orientation]] on being NecessarilyEvil

->''If the Foundation expects me to keep working like this, they’ll have to start paying me a lot more than they do.''\\\
'''''Note''': Pay increase declined. Welcome to the Foundation, get used to it. -[[YouAreNumberSix O5-6]]''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-599 SCP-599]]

->''I'd love to start at the beginning, but I'm honestly not sure when the world started to end.''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/document-recovered-from-the-marianas-trench Document Recovered From The Marianas Trench]]

-> ''SCP-1539-03 is Agent Jim Thayer, the first responder to the report of SCP-1539. Agent Jim Thayer is a brown leather wallet roughly 11 cm X 9 cm in size, containing $11 in US currency. Since his recovery from the site of SCP-1539, Agent Thayer has remained unresponsive...''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1539 SCP-1539]]

-> '' I think we have established that anomalous maggots are not a viable alternative to ranching.''
-> ...
-> ''Sample: one (1) fast food cheeseburger purchased from █████ drive through.''
-> ''Result: SCP-726 reconstituted two mature cattle and ██ Norwegian rats.''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-726 SCP-726]]

-> ''What if bees resembled bees?''\\
''What if bees resembled DIFFERENT bees?''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/bees Bees]]

-> ''In the situation that the diary is bees, a modified document will be provided.''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/bees Bees]]

-> ''Personnel are to note that they are a fish.''
-->--[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1839 SCP-1839]]

-> ''Into the fiery orb with ye.''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1543-j SCP-1543-J]]

-> ''[=SCP-2662=] moves to the shower stall and turns on the water. [[ShowerOfAngst It sits in the shower stall for the remainder of the incident.]]''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2662 SCP-2662]]

-> ''[[NoPlaceForMeThere We die in the dark so that others can live in the light.]]''
--> -- Common saying among Foundation personnel