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[[folder:Anime and manga]]

->[[CombiningMecha (Dumpson, Power Joe and McCrane combine, forming the Build Tiger for the first time)]]\\
'''Man:''' But why does it have a tiger face on its chest?\\
'''Chief Saejima:''' Because it looks cool.
-->-- ''Anime/BravePoliceJDecker''

->Because it's cooler that way.
-->-- '''Captain Bravo'''[='s=] {{catchphrase}}, ''Manga/BusouRenkin''

->I don't know what's going on there but it's awesome.
-->-- '''Shea Moon''', ''TheLuciferAndBiscuitHammer''

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[[folder:Film -- Live-action]]

->'''Budd:''' You're telling me she cut her way through eighty-eight bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?\\
'''Bill:''' Nah, there weren't really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves "The Crazy 88".\\
'''Budd:''' How come?\\
'''Bill:''' I dunno. I guess they thought it sounded ''cool''.
-->-- ''Film/KillBill''

->'''Graydon''': And then suddenly, they're on top of the bus!\\
'''Clifford''': Why?\\
'''Graydon''': [[LampshadeHanging The rules!]]
-->--''Film/SpiceWorld''

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[[folder:Literature]]

->But to remain historically accurate, I would have to leave out an important question that I felt needed to addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had [[KungFuJesus known kung fu?]]'
-->-- '''Creator/ChristopherMoore''', ''Literature/LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff''

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[[folder:Live-action TV]]

->The laws of physics stopped; the laws of awesome tripled.
-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "Blitzgiving"

->'''Matt:''' This is aversion therapy. The thing you like causes you pain; therefore, you don't like it anymore.\\
'''Gordo:''' What are the wires for?\\
'''Matt:''' Well, the wires are for [[NecessaryWeasel absolutely nothing]]. They just look really cool.
-->-- ''Series/LizzieMcguire''

->'''Walter:''' Anti-gravity osmium bullets. Shoot the Observers with this and watch them float away like balloons.\\
'''Peter:''' If we shoot 'em, they're dead. Why do we what them to float away?\\
'''Walter:''' Because it's cool.
-->--''Series/{{Fringe}}''

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[[folder:music]]

->''"Like Kurosawa I make mad films\\
Okay, I don't make films\\
But if I did they'd have a Samurai"''
-->--'''Music/BarenakedLadies''', "One Week"

->''"Oh yeah! Oh yeah!''\\
''It's a goddamn dinosaur laser fight!''\\
''In space! With sharks!''\\
''It's a balls-out dinosaur laser fight!''
-->-- '''Music/NinjaSexParty''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcmBALxDkRY Dinosaur Laser Fight]]'

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[[folder:Newspaper comics]]

->'''Lucy:''' The definition of feasible seems to be a moving target here.\\
'''Danae:''' My idea is cool, and cool trumps all other words.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/NonSequitur''

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[[folder:Web Animation]]

->'''Simmons:''' Wait a second, so you build an entire chamber capable of holographic simulations instead of building the car itself? That doesn't seem very efficient to me.\\
'''Sarge:''' Simmons, sometimes you just gotta go for style points...hoo-ahh
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue: Relocated''

->God knows what would happen if you spread [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Branston Pickle]] onto ''No More Heroes''. Possibly [[AwesomenessIsVolatile the universe would explode.]]
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes''

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[[folder:Webcomics]]

->Always remember, Elan: it doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you look really cool doing it!
-->--''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0392.html #392]]

->Two things. First, Ron Wizard is my ''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes'' character, and he's a BadAss. Second, top right, that's an ent with a helicopter head.
-->-- AltText of [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=66&issue=15 this strip]], ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->That would be Abe Lincoln with a chainsaw fighting a wooly mammoth. Sorry for the small panel.
-->-- '''AltText''',''[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p28 this]] strip of ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->Oh. How stupid of me. That was the sound of chainsaw nunchuks.
-->-- '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->I believe everything that sounds cool enough.
-->--''[[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2843#comic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]]''

->My body carries an electric charge of over 10 million volts! ''({{aside glance}})'' Why? WHO CARES, IT LOOKS COOL!
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater Volgin]]''', ''[[{{Hiimdaisy}} Let's Destroy the Shagohod!]]''

->I see you out there. You're wondering if you should buy'' VideoGame/{{Prototype}}. ''You're on the fence. 'Should I buy it? I don't know!' I can help you with that. In'' Prototype, ''you can do a '''karate kick''' on a '''helicopter.''' WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT?!
-->-- '''Gabe''', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/6/19/ Consumer Advocacy]]", PennyArcade

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->One of the major canons of construction for [[TabletopRPG RPG]] rules is: Always err on the side of awesome. Therefore, applying this, the Laser Jellyfish can '''definitely''' [[EverythingTryingToKillYou fly up out of the water.]]
-->-- '''The Wyzard''', [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9321079&postcount=17 RPGnet]]

->'''GG:''' My [[http://www.advancedanime.com/displayimage.php?pid=334511 girlfriend]] is a [[CuteMonsterGirl human shark]]. I have a [[ArtificialLimbs robotic hand]] that can [[BeamSpam shoot laz0rs]]. ''Why the hell am I so impressed by people fighting dinosaurs?''\\
'''[[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Asagi]]:''' ...Dude, they have a spaceship that can turn into a semitruck. That's still pretty kickass, in my opinion.
-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->[[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatner]] allegedly only included horses [[AuthorAppeal so that he might get to ride one]] (''ďbe one with the horseĒ''), but it lends the movie a nice western quality...Shatner originally proposed that the horses on Nimbus III would receive prosthetic to make them look like unicorns Ė perhaps suggesting that the western imagery was incidental, and it was all part of a failed attempt to provide us with a shot of James T. Kirk riding a unicorn. There are, I suppose, worse reasons to make a film.
-->--'''Darren Mooney''' [[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/08/15/non-review-review-star-trek-v-the-final-frontier/ on]] ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''

->Bruce turns to a window, and sees the Bat-signal. What a miracle of engineering that thing is. Whatever building Bruce is in, he always, always, '''always''' has a perfect view of it.
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/BatmanForever''

->This is another film [[WrittenByCastMember written and directed by Jackie himself]]. Maybe you can blame the following two sentences on [[CrazyAwesome the chunks of his brain that fell out]] during his ''Project A'' skull injury, but here goes: In ''Who Am I''? Jackie Chan plays a character named both "[[TheDanza Jackie Chan]]" and "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Who Am I?]]" He [[ARareSentence loses his memory after special forces attack a meteor, and he joins an African tribe and a rally car race before stopping an international space weapon smuggling operation staffed entirely by kickboxers]]. So crumple up that screenplay you're working on, awesome 8-year-olds. Jackie Chan already made it.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-needlessly-dangerous-jackie-chan-stunts_p2/#ixzz31FxTyHZ0 on]] Creator/JackieChan

->When we last left our heroes, Catwoman had lured them into the warehouse of the Gato & Chat Fur Company, where they were faced with not one deathtrap, but an entire series of them, each deadlier than the last. It all culminated in Batman being confronted with two doors and given a literal choice between the lady and the tiger, and choosing wrong. All of which is to say that this is an episode of television that opens with Batman fighting a tiger, which is without question the best possible way for anything to open, ever.\\\
And while itís obvious, itís worth noting that that itís a ''real tiger''. I mean, yes, itís obviously a trained and likely declawed animal being supervised by someone standing just off-camera, Iím sure, but thatís still Adam West Ė or a stuntman who sure looks a heck of a lot like him when you freeze-frame Ė in a fistfight with ''an actual tiger''. That is completely bananas, and completely awesome.
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/the-batman-66-episode-guide-1x20-better-luck-next-time/ Chris Sims]]''' on ''{{Series/Batman}}'', "Better Luck Next Time"


->'''Riker:'''Why did we abandon our posts on the bridge to come down here and fight these guys? Shouldn't we have a security detail?\\
'''Worf:''' Because the audience expects [[TheMainCharactersDoEverything main characters to be involved in every scene.]]\\
'''Riker:''' And why are we the first ones to arrive, even though the Remans came in through the bottom of the ship and we had to come from the bridge at the top of the ship?\\
'''Worf:''' How the hell should I know? [[SwissCheeseSecurity Maybe most of the crew is on vacation.]] And [[NoOSHACompliance why are the lights so fucking dark?]]\\
'''Riker:''' Dim red light [[EvilIsNotWellLit makes everything look more foreboding]].\\
'''Worf:''' But didn't they say that the Remans see really well in the dark and [[WeakenedByTheLight can't stand bright lights?]] Why don't we crank up the lights to fullbright and blind 'em?\\
'''Riker:''' Shut up and just try to look dramatic.
-->--[[http://www.stardestroyer.net/Nemesis/Pictorial-3.html Adam Wong]] on ''Film/StarTrekNemesis''

->''{{Film/Snowpiercer}}''. This was the best movie Iíve seen this year. Granted, Iíve only seen, like, [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative three movies this year]]. But I doubt Iíll see another movie where people kick the shit out of each other with hatchets on a bullet train. No way ''{{Film/Foxcatcher}}'' has any scenes like that. I have not seen ''Film/JohnWick'', but I assume that movie and ''Snowpiercer'' will be the only movies nominated for Best Picture at the end of the year.\\\
God, I hope [[https://twitter.com/easterbrookg Greggggg]] doesnít see this movie. I will forcibly restrain him from seeing this movie. 'Verily, how doth one [[FridgeLogic maintain a 300,000km track on a frozen planet with no outside maintenance?]]' SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ITíS PRETEND SHUT UP.'
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/not-all-hot-takes-are-stupid-1657804265 Drew Magary]]'''

->By the way, Greggggg finally did see ''Snowpiercer'' this week and promptly bitched about the economic feasibility of an ice world future train. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go ram my hand through a table saw.
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/the-worst-nfl-family-in-america-must-be-stopped-1663369466 Drew Magary]]''', "Gregg Easterbrook Is [[CausticCritic A Haughty Dipshit]]"

->This is the culmination of cars, track, electric motors and gravity all wrapped into one giant ball of sheer what-the-fuckery. We've examined the photos and we've even watched this commercial for the thing and still have no idea what's going on. It is awesome, however, so we really couldn't care less how it works.
-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16910_8-old-school-toys-that-got-badass-makeovers.html "8 Old School Toys That Got Badass Makeovers"]] [[note]]Unfortunately, the commercial in question was pulled by Website/YouTube.[[/note]]

->I think we need to take a moment and simply say that Batman is fighting dudes on T-Rexes while flying on a giant bat. Despite whatever confusion surrounds this moment, this is possibly the best two-page spread in comics history.
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-review/ Laura Hudson]]''', "The Complete and Utter Insanity of ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey''"

->'''Chris''': I am honesty not even sure how I feel about this guy. On the one hand, this is quite possibly the stupidest way they couldíve done a live-action Deadshot, as a crazy {{steampunk}} cowboy with a {{ComicBook/Cable}} scar over his eye and [[ImprobableAimingSkills magic bullets that turn into little missiles]] when he fires them. But on the other hand, itís so ridiculously over the top that I canít help but kinda love it. This is what Deadshot wouldíve been if heíd shown up in last summerís terrible ''Film/JonahHex'' movie.\\
'''David''': That first scene, where he fires a bullet into Cat Grantís tailpipe? That was kind of awesome in how dumb it was.
-->--''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-shield-recap-review/?trackback=tsmclip on]] ''Smallville'' ("Shield")

->[[AttackOfThefiftyFootWhatever The Cyber King.]] He's a bit naff, isn't he? Don't get me wrong, the visualisation of his ascendance is faultless. From the physical sets rising with [[ManInTheMachine a beautiful woman at its heart]] to the painstakingly recreated version of Victorian London in CGI for him to trash as he marches through the town, the impressive budget is very much there on screen. If you are five years old this would probably be the pinnacle of ''Doctor Who'' for you, an enormous ''[[{{Film/Transformers}} Transformer]]'' style Cyberman [[StuffBlowingUp blowing an entire town to bits]]. It doesn't get more [='=]''Cor! Wow!''[='=] than that. But if you have reached adolescence and your brain can [[FridgeLogic skip over spectacle to good sense]] then the entire climax is just a mess of implausibility, embarrassment and lunacy.
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-next-doctor-written-by-russell-t.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E14TheNextDoctor "The Next Doctor"]]

->''"Plus he went into battle with a shield that also doubled as a flamethrower, and this is a point that I can't possibly emphasize enough."''
-->-- '''BadassOfTheWeek''', on [[http://badassoftheweek.com/diomedes.html Diomedes]]

->But it's tough to really care about questions like, "Why did that happen?" or even "What's going on?" when you're constantly interrupted by 'Oh my goodness! Giant robots! Wheeee!'
-->-- '''Peter Suderman''', reviewing the 2007 film adaptation of ''{{Transformers}}''

->''"...Saito, the resident [[ColdSniper sniper]], gets more time to shine because he's a sniper and only has [[EyepatchOfPower one eye]], and snipers with only one eye are '''cool.'''"''
-->-- [[http://grumpfactory.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/grump-select-ghost-in-the-shell-stand-alone-complex/ Review]] of ''Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex''

->''"[[{{Angrish}} I- Wha-]] [[{{Beat}} ....]] You know what? Screw it. That was awesome."''
-->-- A commenter on [[http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/3420 this]] ''Manga/{{Berserk}}''/''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' {{Crossover}} {{Doujinshi}}.

->...who is Gertrude Yorkes?
->Well, sheís a purple haired owner of a psychic Deinonychus, daughter of two time-traveling supervillains, and a future leader of the Avengers. If that isnít enough to sell you on her, I donít know what to tell you.
-->-- Blogger '''agentvictoriahand''' [[http://agentvictoriahand.tumblr.com/post/58718126039/a-gertrude-yorkes-introduction-post explaining]] why she likes [[ComicBook/{{Runaways}} Gert]]

->''"We don't know exactly how this works, and the artist probably didn't either, but it sure does look cool!"''
-->-- '''[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Pretender This]] ''{{Transformers}}'' wiki page'''

->''"We reject physics in the name of awesome!"''
-->-- Thread name for a [[http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169940 homebrew class on the Giant in the Playground forums]]. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin It kinda sums up the entire idea.]]

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[[folder:Web Video]]

->Although the show is a fantasy, sometimes they ask a bit much for you to suspend your disbelief...But then again, sometimes the silliness produces spectacularly awesome results. '''Boom!''' Nunchucks. '''Bam!''' Guy with a flamethrower. '''Zing!''' [[JackTheRipoff Vampire Jack the Ripper.]]
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight''

->Isn't METEOR, like, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV the ultimate spell]] in ''Final Fantasy'', the one that reportedly, like, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII causes the apocalypse of the world]] if you use it? And I just dropped it on Satan three times. But the ''real'' deathblow comes from Zell's kung-fu. Because swords and meteors are one thing, but a good Creator/ChuckNorris roundhouse to the jaw will finish anything -- even TEH DEVIL. And in true ''Pokemon'' fashion, as soon as you kick a major monster's ass it ''serves'' you, even the Devil.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''

->Harry breaks into a party for...reasons to infiltrate...things...They catch wise because Arnold [[SoMuchForStealth is not good at The Stealth]], and before you know it, '''''WHOOOOOA''''' evil German henchmen on skis because why not?
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''Film/TrueLies''

->So now the director has shown these two images, of [[UsefulNotes/{{Islam}} Muslim]] and [[UsefulNotes/{{Hinduism}} Hindu]] origin respectively, it's likely that he's establishing the core belief system of the film as being derived from the quasi-Orientalist teachings of early New Age philosophy contemporary to this time. [[MistakenForProfound Or it just looks cool.]]
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]''', on the eye imagery in ''{{Zardoz}}''

->To me, this is about as close to perfection as a music video can get. I mean, God. This is unbelievable. Why is he suddenly singing? What is he even doing there? Suddenly, none of that really matters. We are just sunken into the kickass amounts of awesomeness this whole scene displays.
-->-- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', referring to the Smooth Criminal scene in ''Film/{{Moonwalker}}''.

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[[folder:Western Animation]]

->'''Candace:''' Okay, that doesn't even make any sense.\\
'''Truck Driver:''' It doesn't have to, I've got a monster truck!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World"

->'''AI:''' My people worked themselves into '''extinction''' converting our planet into a space vessel!\\
'''Zim:''' Why would you do all that?\\
'''AI:''' Because it's cool.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'', "Battle of the Planets"

->'''Rarity:''' Do you not like the shape?\\
'''Rainbow Dash:''' The shape's fine, just make the whole thing... y'know... cooler! [[MemeticMutation It needs to be about...]] [[TwentyPercentMoreAwesome 20% cooler.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->'''ComicBook/SpiderMan''': [[FridgeLogic How am I in your origin story]]?\\
'''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}''': Don't question greatness!
-->--''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan''

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[[folder:Real Life]]

->The irrationalities involved in Odysseus' being put ashore in'' TheOdyssey ''would be manifestly intolerable if a second-rate poet had composed them, but as it is [{{Homer}}] conceals the absurdity with other good qualities, and makes it a source of pleasure.
-->-- Creator/{{Aristotle}}, ''Literature/{{Poetics}}''

->While it will'' feel ''ridiculous...it will ''look'' awesome
-->-- '''J. J. Abrams''' on the set of ''Film/StarTrek''

->The Cool Stuff Theory of Literature is as follows: All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what's cool. And that works all the way from the external trappings to the level of metaphor, subtext, and the way one uses words. In other words, I happen not to think that full-plate armor and great big honking greatswords are cool. I don't like 'em. I like cloaks and rapiers. [[AuthorAppeal So I write stories with a lot of cloaks and rapiers in 'em]], 'cause that's cool. Guys who like military hardware, who think advanced military hardware is cool, are not gonna jump all over my books, because they have other ideas about what's cool.\\\
The novel should be understood as a structure built to accommodate the greatest possible amount of cool stuff.
-->-- '''Steven Brust'''

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