->''The ridiculous scenes are endless. Samples: [[ChristopherWalken Walken]], surrounded by gunmen and trapped in a burning cabin, scribbles [[DyingSpeech a farewell note in which he observes that he is trapped in the burning cabin]], and then he signs his full name so that there will be no doubt who the note was from. Kristofferson, discovering Huppert being gang-raped by several men, leaps in [[GunsAkimbo with six-guns in both hands]] [[ImprobableAimingSkills and shoots all the men, including those aboard Huppert, without injuring her]]. In a big battle scene, men make armored wagons out of logs and push them forward into the line of fire, even though [[PlotArmor anyone could ride around behind and shoot them]]. There is more. There is ''much'' more.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', ''HeavensGate''

->'''Quilt''': ''I have deduced that your old girlfriend escaped death because she was pregnant with your love-child and this Oracle Hunter is none other than your ''long-lost daughter''!''\\
'''Donovan Deegan''': ''And how, praytell, did you deduce all that?''\\
'''Quilt''': ''Because it is ''very'' dramatic.''
-->-- '''Webcomic/DominicDeegan'''

->''But there'd be no story without all this dissension. / So Inflict this conflict with the utmost of intentions.''
-->--Music/RelientK - ''Devastation and Reform''

->''...It forced him to look at his life and choices, which was an unpleasant experience he does not wish to repeat. (Narrative causality says he will.)''
-->-- Production notes for the ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fic ''[[http://elanorpam.tumblr.com/post/50872890149/i-call-upon-the-spirit-of-my-ancestor-and-this Ancestor Summoning]]''
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