->''Your spell check off may end up using a word that you had absolutely no detention of using, because, I mean, what do you want it to douche, you know? No, it only does what you tell it to douche! You're the one who's sitting in front of the computer scream with your hand on the mouth going "clit, clit, clit".''
-->-- '''Taylor Mali''', "The The Impotence Of Proofreading"

-> '''Castle:''' 'Your' should be you apostrophe R-E, not Y-O-U-R. That's not even a tough one like when to use 'who' or 'whom.'\\
'''Becket:''' You really think that's the take away here?\\
'''Castle:''' I'm just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.
-->-- ''Series/{{Castle|2009}}''

-> "sum of dis chapter is xtremely scray: VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISED"
--> An author's note in FanFic/MyImmortal.

-> '''A Poem for you and your wonderful computer...'''
-> Eye halve a spelling checker\\
It came with my pea sea\\
It plainly Marx four my revue\\
Miss steaks eye kin not sea.\\
\\
Eye strike a key and type a word\\
And weight four it two say\\
Weather eye am wrong oar Wright\\
It shows me strait a weigh.\\
\\
As soon as a mist ache is maid\\
It nose bee fore two long\\
And eye can put the error rite\\
Its rare lea ever wrong.\\
\\
Eye halve run this poem threw it\\
I am shore your pleased two no\\
Its letter perfect awl the weigh\\
My checker tolled me sew.
--> [[https://soclosetoasweat.livejournal.com/10057.html "Owed to the Spelling Checker"]], a poem commonly circulated on the Internet, author unknown

->'''Asagi''': I lieks food...and blood...but I think food would be more palpable for the other people here. :3\\
'''Luca''': Really? I don't think I've had any of those cravings.\\
'''Asagi''': Heh, sorries. I kinna got cravins fer that nows that I'm a [[color:#5f8101: Rogue]] of [[color:red: Blood]]. I'll control it, though.\\
'''Maggie''': [[JustForFun/IReadThatAs Rouge of blood]]? I tried applying that one, but it was just nasty and didn't really bring out my face any at all. Come to think of it, why did I buy it?
-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->[[{{Canon}} CANON]] AND CANNON ARE DIFFERENT FREAKING WORDS, AND IF YOU TELL US ABOUT HOW SOME STORY IS "NOT CANNON" ONE MORE TIME, WE WILL '''MURDER''' YOU. [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon WITH A CANNON.]] Starting with whoever was responsible for ''Classics'' Megatron's packaging.
-->--'''Transformers Wiki''', [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Cannon_%28disambiguation%29 Cannon (disambiguation)]]

->Dear Ann Landers, Sum won tolled me wee wood knot knead two learn how too spell because computers wood dew it four us. Eye disagree. Dew ewe?\\
Ann Lander's response: Ewe our write. Sank ewe four a good clothes look at what progress has dun fore education.
-->-- '''Ann Landers column'''

->"Die you pies of shit!"
-->-- ''FanFic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami''

->"Bee careful to use the write homonym."
-->-- [[http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/The%20Rules%20of%20Writing.htm The Rules of Writing]]

->''She immediately ran to my side and'' raped ''me in a deep hug...''
-->-- The fic [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10705918/1/No-rest-for-the-childish No rest for the childish]]

->The Big Brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!
-->-- '''The Big Brain''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"
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