-> '''Sarah Jane''': Does he still stroke bits of the [[LivingShip TARDIS]]?\\
'''Rose''': Yeah, yeah, he does! I'm like, "D'you two want to be alone?"
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', two companions discuss the Doctor's one true love

-> ''"Look at you. Oh, you sexy thing."''
-->-- '''[[Series/DoctorWho The Eleventh Doctor]] to the TARDIS''', not exactly dispelling the above impression.

->'''The Doctor:''' Oh, sorry, d'you have a name?\\
'''The TARDIS:''' Seven hundred years, finally, he asks!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, what do I call you?\\
'''The TARDIS:''' I think you call me... Sexy.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ...only when we're alone!\\
'''The TARDIS:''' We ''are'' alone.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Huh. ''(smirks)'' C'mon then, Sexy.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', again, when the spirit of the TARDIS is transferred into a human woman.

-> '''The Doctor:''' ''(utterly delighted)'' She's a woman... and she's the TARDIS!\\
'''Amy:''' ...did you wish ''really'' hard?\\
'''The Doctor:''' S-shut up, not like that!\\
'''The TARDIS:''' Hello! I'm... Sexy.\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''(embarrassed)'' ...still shut up.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

->'''Clara:''' This is the ''Doctor'' we're talking about. He's in a co-dependent relationship with a screwdriver. I mean, if he had to choose between an ''enormous'', complicated machine he could fix with a toolkit and a ''girl'', who would he go with?\\
'''The TARDIS:''' ''[high-pitched beeping, lights flicker]''\\
'''Clara:''' ...yeah, you're right. [[TakeAThirdOption Both of them]]. Using the same toolkit.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

->'''Shepard:''' I notice you're calling [[SpaceshipGirl EDI "her" and "she" now]]. [...] I think you're taking the human-machine interface a little far.
->'''Joker:''' I'm just havin' a little fun with ya, Commander. No need to go all "Unnatural!" on me.
->'''EDI:''' What Jeff and I are exhibiting is more a platonic symbiosis than hormonally-induced courtship behavior.
->'''Joker:''' Okay, yeah, that was a little creepy.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
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