-> 'Wizard'? Are you kidding me? ''Wizards'' do parlor tricks. ''I'' throttle the heavens!
-->-- '''Sarda''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''[=BritneySpears14=]''': I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.\\
'''bloodninja''': Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my [[TropeNamer robe and wizard hat.]]\\
'''[=BritneySpears14=]''': Oh, I like to play dress up.\\
'''bloodninja''': Me too baby.\\
'''[=BritneySpears14=]''': I kiss you softly on your chest.\\
'''bloodninja''': I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.\\
'''[=BritneySpears14=]''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Hey...]]
-->-- ''Bash.Org'', [[http://bash.org/?104383 Quote #104383]]

->''"You really outta dress the part if you're a wizard."''
-->-- '''Gilgamesh''', on Golbez, a TinTyrant, in ''[[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy Dissidia 012 Duodecim]]''

->''"MIND YOUR MANNERS, son! I've got a TALL, POINTY HAT!"''
-->-- '''Elrod of Melvinbone''', ''ComicBook/{{Cerebus}}''

->''"If you could really perform powerful magic spells and create like gold or some shit with the flick of a finger, would you really go around wearing a dumb-ass hat like that? I doubt it."''
-->-- '''Creator/MikeMatei''' praising ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheRound'' for averting this trope, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yAJOu3btoY "Top 10 Obscure SNES Gems"]]