->''"Like any corporation involved in dangerous research, it all boils down to risk versus reward for the Umbrella Corporation. In this case, the risk is zombies, and the reward is zombies."''
-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18643_6-evil-corporations-in-movies-with-terrible-business-plans_p2.html "6 Evil Corporations in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)"]]

->''"If I were Chris Redfield, I'd fucking give up. 'Oh well', I'd say, 'Looks like [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed the human race is just determined to wipe itself out]]. Let's just gather up every other ''Resident Evil'' protagonist and found our own city on the moon! --But you just know Leon will insist on bringing his dumb friend Keith who forgets to file his tax return one year and [[MurderIsTheBestSolution tries to cover it up by causing a zombie apocalypse.]]"''
-->-- '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw]]'''

->'''[[FountainOfMemes Barry]]:''' That was TOO close! [[MemeticMutation You were almost a Jill Sandwich]]!
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil''

->'''Barry:''' Jill, here is a lockpick. I think '''you''', The {{Master of Unlocking}}, should find it useful.
-->-- ''Resident Evil''

->'''Barry:''' Just take a look at ''this''! It's '''Forest'''! Oh my '''COD'''!
-->-- ''Resident Evil''

->'''Wesker:''' Stop it! '''Don't open that door!'''
-->-- ''Resident Evil''

->'''Leon:''' Ada, wait!
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil2'', several times

->'''Nemesis:''' '''STAARRRSS!'''
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis''

->'''Jill:''' You want S.T.A.R.S? I'll give you stars!
-->-- ''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis''

->'''Claire:''' Do you want me to take care of this little boy?
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilCodeVeronica'', hidden dialogue.

->'''Luis:''' [[HoYay A little rough, don't you think?]] ''[Leon starts untying the rope around Luis]'' So, you're not like [[BrainwashedAndCrazy them]]?
->'''Leon:''' No.
->'''Luis:''' I got one very important question. You got a smoke?
->'''Leon:''' Got gum.
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4''

->'''Salazar:''' So, maybe you have nine lives, but it doesn't matter now, Mr. Kennedy! I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
->'''Leon:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny You're [sic] right hand comes off?]]
->'''Salazar:''' Say whatever you please. [[VillainousBreakdown DIE, YOU WORM!]]
-->-- ''Resident Evil 4''

->'''Merchant:''' Got sumthin' that might interest ya'.
-->-- ''Resident Evil 4''

->'''Leon:''' Saddler, ''[[NoYou You're]]'' small time.
-->-- ''Resident Evil 4''

->'''Chris:''' Dammit, where is [[spoiler:Jill]]?
->'''Excella:''' Hmph! [[spoiler:Jill]]? Maybe I'll tell you, maybe I won't.
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''

->'''Wesker:''' You haven't changed.
->'''Chris:''' Wesker! You are alive.
-->-- ''Resident Evil 5''

->'''Chris:''' [[spoiler:Jill]], it's me, Chris!
->'''Sheva:''' What? Are you sure ''that's'' her?
->'''Wesker:''' The one ''and'' only.
-->-- ''Resident Evil 5''

->'''Wesker:''' Your future HINGES upon this fight!
-->-- ''Resident Evil 5''

->'''Chris:''' It's over, Wesker! There's no one left to help you now!
->'''Wesker:''' I don't '''NEED''' anyone else. I have Uroboros! In less than five minutes, we will reach the optimal altitude for missile deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring '''Complete. Global. ''SATURATION!'''''
-->-- ''Resident Evil 5''

->'''Josh:''' Wait a minute, you ''are'' Jill Valentine!
-->-- ''Resident Evil 5''

->'''Jill:''' You got room for one more?
->'''Josh:''' There's always room for a beautiful lady.
->'''Jill:''' I bet you say that to other girls.
->'''Josh:''' Just the pretty ones.
-->-- ''Resident Evil 5''

->'''Chris:''' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome I've had enough]] of your ''[[PrecisionFStrike bullshit!]]''
-->-- ''Resident Evil 5''

->'''[[Creator/DCDouglas D.C. Douglas]]:''' I don't '''NEED''' anyone else. I have... '''BIG BALLS!''' In less than five minutes, we will reach Vader's Death Star. '''GEORGE BUSH''' will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring Complete. Global. Castration! Oh, '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK IT.]]''' We'll do it live! '''WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!'''
-->-- Wesker's voice actor for ''Resident Evil 5'', [[HilariousOuttakes having fun.]]

->'''Jill:''' You really think you could get away with it?
->'''Chris:''' I already have, Jill.
->'''Jill:''' Did you-? Do you have it?
->'''Chris:''' Maybe. You'll have to kill me to find out.
->'''Mystery Man:''' [laughs] And what would you do if you found it? It doesn't matter, because you're already--
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilRevelations'' Trailer

->'''Jessica:''' Me and my sweet ass are on the way!
-->-- ''Resident Evil Revelations''

->'''Parker:''' Sorry to drag you into this.
->'''Jessica:''' That's fine, but you're buying me dinner next time. And I'm ordering lobster.
-->-- ''Resident Evil Revelations''
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