->''"Smallville Clark is a scared, weak, willfully ignorant selfish st whose altruism is fueled entirely by wanting to sleep better at night and jerk himself off about what a hero he is, rather than to actually improve the lives of others. He doesnt want to be Superman to help people, he wants to be Superman because his parents tell him its the right thing to do, so he reluctantly does it, like mandatory community service in high school. He should be wearing an orange vest."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-6-11-justice/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Justice")

-> '''Katara''': Why didn't you tell us you were the Avatar?
-> '''Aang''': Because... I never wanted to be.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->''"I know I'm supposed to do something [[TheHero heroic]] and {{badass}}, but I'm just not feeling it..."''
-->--Cloud Strife, an early ''FinalFantasyVII: Advent Children'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-79eHagBuEQ parody]]

->''"This looks like a job for... the proper authorities!"''
-->-- [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]], parodying the 1979 movie ''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica II: Death Too Soon ''

->'''Gandalf''': I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone.
->'''Bilbo''': I should think so in these parts! We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!
-->-- ''Literature/TheHobbit''

-> '''August''': You're our only hope!
-> '''Emma''': Then you're all screwed.
-->-- ''Series/OnceUponATime''

->''Very well, Zeke Normanson. You are now on a quest."'' Spoke the Eyes presence. It continued to stare, not maliciously, but rather knowing and questioning at the same instant. ''"The Hoenn Region is about to be threatened, and YOU will protect it.''
->"WHAT?!" I yelled [[DreamSequence in my head]]. "Im just moving to Hoenn! I doubt that weve even arrived yet! HOW THE BALLS DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SAVE A PLACE THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT?!"
-->-- ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' [[http://zekeplayspokemon.tumblr.com/post/89844621154/begin-the-zeke-locke-until-i-come-up-with-a-better fanfiction]]
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