->''At one point I was driving somewhere and accidentally broke a lamppost. A bunch of rebels assumed I had started the insurgency and began gunning down the filth. I was terribly embarrassed.''
->--'''Yahtzee, WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation,''' ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/834-Red-Faction-Guerrilla The Escapist]]''

->''Not bad... For a can opener.''
->-- '''Alec Mason'''