->The lesson is that when things are hot in pro wrestling, promoters can do no wrong...Unfortunately, a few years later, {{Wrestling/WCW}} would learn the other half of this lesson: when things are bad, [[DidntThinkThisThrough promoters can do nothing right.]]
-->-- '''R. D. Reynolds''' and '''Bryan Alvarez''', ''Literature/TheDeathOfWCW''

->Seven of Nine learns the art of {{Wrestling/WWF}} and takes on [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock!]] No I’m not blissed out on drugs!... It baffles me to think that this was the highest rated episode of the season – either the US audience wanted to witness the moment when ''Voyager'' finally (irretrievably) jumped the shark or they simply enjoy watching absolute trash. ''You'' decide.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Tsunkatse"

->That is the current state of the Jaguars right now. Bereft of a talented roster or sentient fans, they exist mainly to serve as the NFL’s lab rat. ''We’ll put them in London! We’ll put them on the Internet! We’ll make them the first helmet-less team! We’ll inject them with liquid uranium! We’ll replace all their players with cyborg apes!'' If there is a shitty idea to be had, rest assured that Roger Goodell will run it through the Jacksonville test kitchen first to keep all the other, useful franchises safe from harm. The Jaguars are NOT FDA-approved.
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-jacksonville-jaguars-1719472297 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2015!: Jacksonville Jaguars"

->'''Karen''': Is this some desperate move to try and help our ratings?\\
'''Staff''': You mean our terrible ratings [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall on Legalscores.com?]]
-->-- ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend'', "Who's the New Guy"

->''"You either have a {{wedding|episode}} or you burn down something. That's what you do during sweeps week."''
-->-- '''Creator/GarryMarshall''', ''Series/HappyDays'' 30th Anniversary Reunion
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