->So um, yeah, this is 1-1 reconstructed. They've reconstructed world 1. It had a lot of renovations to do. It just wasn't up to code, you know. There was some stuff going on, they found a whole lot of battery acid running around in the attic, and you know how noisy that can get. Neighbors started to complain, they called a telephone number, which doesn't even exist, but they managed to make one just for that one occasion. It was just a big ol' piece of chili pie.
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}}''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UYFSvsN1CY&t=2m33s here]], one of the first of his videos most people see, and therefore their first encounter with his eccentricity.

->That was some quality playing there, courtesy of raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there.
-->-- '''raocow''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecl99pgQBBU&t=4m53s MKM - 17a - toot toot all about space lime]]

->You know, that's what I hate about centaurs. I mean it's all nice and good, yeah, you got the nether-regions of a horse, la-de-dah... but unfortunately they tend to screw up water physics a whole lot. I mean - ''whoooa''! - stopping time is bad enough, and spitting bullets for no reason, but now adjusting water physics? When all you're really good for is being a tourist attraction? I don't know... I think that's a bit too much for ''my'' [[HypocriticalHumour system of disbelief]].
-->-- '''raocow''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoR8p6VGK84&t=2m47s Vip2- Cave of Bubbles]]

->Science is useless and will make you die. This is a lesson you can apply to your schoolyard politics.
-->--'''raocow''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgrKrUSPSGE&t=9m51s New! Super Mario World 2 - 5-5 - Vroom! Now that's my kind of bird!]]

->Anonymous confession: Sometimes I go to my TVTropes.org page, and I look at the Running Gag and Catchphrase categories, because whenever something is added there, it tells me it's something I'm doing way too much and I need to stop it. Whether or not it works or not is mixed results, depending, but I do make the effort. Hey there everyone, this is raocow playing a game...
-->--'''raocow''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rMECWe_yM Apocalypse of Foroze - 6 - a guy to the past]]

-> The Owls Dinner Time! I gotta find the owl! Theres an owl, the owl who lives in a tree somewhere. Gotta find the tree where the owl lives. Its gotta like, Yo, check it out, its my dinner time. Im gonna like, Wow! Its pretty great, Mr. Owl! Can I be an owl like you?~ And its gotta say: Hoo, hoo hoo-da-hoo-da-hoo. Check me hund. And I am like, Wow, Mr. Owl, you are the best.\\
That was my professional-grade fanfic; those who appreciate it, please donate to my [=MoneyFace=] so that I can write more during lunch time at school. And its gonna feature more exciting new adventures, like Figuring Out Algebra and Eating Steak Alone At Night. All those exciting story ideas that I have are the best, no one else had ever had them before. And if I get to the special threshold, I might even get someone to edit out my grammar and holophone mistakes!
-->--'''raocow''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6leODEJ4l5s SM Star Road - 14 - holding on]]