-> '''Accounting Troll''': Over here we have our random number generator.
-> '''Number Generator Troll''': NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE.
-> '''Dilbert''': Are you sure that's random?
-> '''Accounting Troll''': That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->'''God''': [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: [[Tetris L block ]]
]].
->'''Angel #1''': Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be...
->'''Angel #2''': Unusable...
->'''God''': [[/folder]]

[[folder: Line piece ]]
.
->'''Angel #2''': No, no...
->'''God''': '''[[/folder]]

[[folder: Line piece ]]
'''.
->'''Angel #2''': Lord, you have forsaken us all!
->'''God''': '''[[/folder]]

[[folder: LINE PIECE! ]]
'''
->'''Angel #2''': Thou art a cruel and ''angry god!!''
->'''God''': '''''[[/folder]]

[[folder: LINE PIECE! ]]
'''''
-->--''[[http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722 The Tetris God]]''

->I saw someone pray to the [[VideoGame/Left4Dead AI Director]] once. This is probably how ''cults'' get started.
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]'''

->I've noticed that the dice gods favor the retarded responses. They are cruel fucks, but they know a thing or 2 about comedy.
-->-- '''Anonymous''' on sup/tg/ archive, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: Heretical Love Quest''

->The RNG giveth, and the RNG taketh away...
-->-''Common saying in {{roguelike}} circles''

->'''[[FireEmblemAkaneia Marth]]''': What are you ''doing''? You had a 60% chance to hit! The odds were in your favor!
->''(stab)''
->'''Marth''': YOU HAD A 40% CHANCE TO DODGE! ''THE ODDS WERE IN YOUR FAVOR!''
-->--'''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie''': [[http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072312 "Against All Odds"]]

->''I do not believe that God plays dice with the universe.''
-->-- '''Albert Einstein'''
->''I rolled straight sixes. Can I smite him?''
-->-- '''God'''


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