->I disagree, man. She was just an old timer. It's [[FairForItsDay the way people talked back then]]. That didn't mean they were racist. [[{{Beat}} [beat]]] But my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a Nigger Knife. You know, [[OnSecondThought come to think of it]], my grandmother was kind of a racist.
-->-- '''Randall Graves''', after being called out for saying "Porch Monkey" in front of a black couple in ''ClerksII''.

->'''Mr. Owl''': So how did it go? Were your parents as difficult as Roland said they'd be?\\
'''Steve''': Well, let's just say they're from a different time.\\
'''Cooper''': What does that mean?\\
'''Steve''': It means they're full of hate, but it's okay because [[EvilOldFolks they're old and harmless]].
-->-- '''Webcomic/DaisyOwl''', [[http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2008-09-16 "A Different Time"]]


->To the end of her life, she was convinced that the black youths of New Orleans were signaling each other by [[JungleDrums banging the lids of garbage cans]] at night, preparatory to [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt rape, murder, and rapine.]]
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' on Edwina Williams

->It is deplorable. It is tribal. And it is from America. It follows ragtime, blues, jazz, hot cha-cha and the boogie-woogie, which surely originated in the jungle. We sometimes wonder whether this is the negro's revenge.
-->--''Daily Mail'' editorial on ''The Blackboard Jungle'' (1956), the first film with a rock-and-roll soundtrack

->The Mexicans are a different cup of tea. They have a heritage. At the present time they steal, they're dishonest--but they do have ''[[DamnedByFaintPraise some]]'' concept of family life. They don't live like a bunch of dogs, which the Negroes do live like.
-->--'''UsefulNotes/RichardNixon''' discussing ''Series/AllInTheFamily'', White House tape transcripts (1971)

->We've got to support the police. There are thugs out there with guns hidden in their saggy pants. Pick up your damn pants! [[DisproportionateRetribution That's why we need a tank.]]
-->--'''''SomethingAwful''''', [[http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/ditka-redskins-racist/ "Mike Ditka's Team Name Horseshit Roundup"]]

->Somebody asked me over the weekend why does 'somebody' earn a lot of money have a lot of money because she’s black. (It was [[OprahWinfrey Oprah]])...There’s a lot of guilt out there; show we’re not racists, we’ll make this person wealthy and big and famous and so forth.

->SHUT UP SHUT UP! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with [[UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan a fucking fork up your ass!]]
-->--Comedian '''Michael Richards''' to some raucous audience members

->I'm telling you, the Oriental people, they're [[YellowPeril slowly taking over.]]
-->--Toronto Mayor '''Rob Ford'''

->Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people. Some of the African Americans, they don’t want to help anyone.
-->--Former owner of the Los Angeles Clippers '''Donald Sterling''' on Magic Johnson

->Does race matter to you at the doctor's? It does to me. When I look for a doctor or a dentist, I look and I try to figure out the name and see if the name is somebody who might be my own race. I just trust my own race more.
-->--'''[[Radio/OpieAndAnthony Anthony Cumia]]'''

->Nothing more racist than a old black man, you know why? 'Cause the old black man went through some real racism. He ain't go through that 'I can't get a cab' shit. He ''was'' the cab! White man just jump on his back: 'Main Street!'
-->-- '''Creator/ChrisRock''', ''Bigger and Blacker''

->''"Son, the only thing an Oriental baby leads to is trouble. And after you eat it, [[DeadBabyComedy you're hungry 20 minutes later.]]"''\\

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''"No, listen closely: I fucking unironically hate the Orientals."''\\

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-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-worst-comedy-tv-explained-to-deaf-people/#ixzz33GTzYkoH "The Worst Comedy On TV (Explained to Deaf People)"]]

->In his mind, non-white teenagers need an alibi to exist. Why would they be in the park? People don't have their shoes shined there!
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-why-donald-trump-biggest-troll-alive/#ixzz2zTxjuuCo on]] Creator/DonaldTrump