'''Volume 1'''


[[folder: Episode 1: Ruby Rose ]]

->'''Henchman 2''': I said, put your hands in the air, now!\\
'''Ruby''': Are you... [[MuggingTheMonster robbing me]]?\\
'''Henchman 2''': Yes!\\
'''Ruby''': Ooohhh...

->'''Roman''': [[SarcasmMode You were worth every cent.]] [[AddingInsultToInjury Truly, you were]].

->'''Ruby''': ''[looking at Glynda]'' [[CaptainObvious You're a Huntress]]! ''[putting on a pleading, awe-stricken face]'' [[{{Squee}} Can I have your autograph?!]]

->'''Glynda''': If it were up to me, you'd be sent home... with a pat on the back... and a slap on the wrist. ''[she demonstrates with her wand, which Ruby barely avoids]''

->'''Ruby''': I mean the police are alright, but Huntsmen and Huntresses are just so much more romantic and exciting and cool and really, '''gyah''', you know!


[[folder: Episode 2: The Shining Beacon ]]

->'''Ruby''': ''[getting so excited she becomes a 2-D, [[WingdingEyes starry-eyed]], floating {{chibi}}]'' Ohmygosh, sis! Look! That kid's got a collapsible staff! And she's got a fire sword!

->'''Jaune''': ''[fumbling with the shield as it retracts off his arm, expands, and retracts again before putting it back in place and finally shrinking it down for good, placing it on his belt]'' The shield gets smaller, so when I get tired of carrying it, I can just... put it away...\\
'''Ruby''': But... [[FridgeLogic wouldn't it weigh the same?]]\\
'''Jaune''': ''[dejectedly]'' Yeah, it does...

->'''Jaune''': Eh, why not? My mom always says, "strangers are just friends you haven't met yet."


[[folder: Episode 3: The Shining Beacon, Pt. 2 ]]

->'''Jaune''': ''[sighs]'' Ah, great. Where am I supposed to find another nice, quirky girl to talk to?

->'''Ruby''': ''[holding out her hand as she clears her throat]'' Hello, Weiss! I'm Ruby! Wanna hang out? We can go shopping for school supplies!\\
'''Weiss''': ''[seemingly enthusiastic]'' [[SarcasmMode Yeah! And we can paint our nails and try on clothes and talk about cute boys, like tall, blonde, and ''scraggly'' over there!]] ''[Jaune, in the background, picks up on the mention]''\\
'''Ruby''': [[SarcasmBlind Wow, really?!]]\\
'''Weiss''': ''[deadpan]'' No.

->'''Jaune''': ''[approaching Weiss from the side]'' I'm a natural blond, you know.

->'''Yang''': It's like a big slumber party!\\
'''Ruby''': ''[not looking up]'' I don't think Dad would approve of all the boys, though.\\
'''Yang''': I know '''I''' do! ''[purrs as she watches several muscular, shirtless guys]''

->'''Yang''': ''[as Ruby laughs uncomfortably]'' Nice night, don't you think?\\
'''Blake''': Yes--it's lovely! Almost as lovely as this book... that I will continue to read... as soon as you leave.

->'''Yang''': Yeah, what's your problem with my sister? She's only trying to be nice!\\
'''Weiss''': She's a hazard to my health!


[[folder: Episode 4: The First Step ]]

->'''Nora''': ''[singing]'' [[GenkiGirl It's morning! It's morning! It's morning! It's morning!]]

->'''Nora''': We've been friends for ''soooooooo'' long! What are the odds we'd still be together? Well, not ''together''-together... not that I'm not saying that you're not handsome; you ''are'' handsome, but that'd just be weird, right?

->'''Nora''': I know! We'll have some sort of signal! Like a distress signal! ''[gasps]'' A ''secret'' signal so we can find each other in the forest! Can you imitate a sloth?\\
'''Ren''': Nora?\\
'''Nora''': Yes, Ren?\\
'''Ren''': [[DeadpanSnarker I don't think sloths make a lot of noise.]]\\
'''Nora''': ''[thinks about this for a moment]'' [[InsaneTrollLogic That's why it's]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic perfect]]''! No one will suspect we're working together!

->'''Ruby''': I don't need people to help me grow up! '''I''' drink ''milk''!

->'''Weiss''': ''[in thought]'' This will be perfect! The smartest girl in class combined with the strongest girl in class! Together we will be unstoppable! I can see it now! We'll be popular! We'll be celebrities! We'll get perfect grades! Nothing can come between us now!

->'''Weiss''': ''[separating the two]'' Jaune, is it? Do you have any idea who you're talking to?\\
'''Jaune''': Not in the slightest, snow angel.\\
'''Weiss''': ''This'' is Pyrrha.\\
'''Pyrrha''': Hello again!\\
'''Weiss''': Pyrrha graduated top of her class at Sanctum!\\
'''Jaune''': Never heard of it.\\
'''Weiss''': ''[scoffs]'' She's won the Mistral Region Tournaments four years in a row! A new record!\\
'''Jaune''': The what?\\
'''Weiss''': ''[[[HumanHummingbird waving her arms rapidly in anger]]]'' She's on the front of every Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes box!\\
'''Jaune''': ''[gasping suddenly]'' That's ''you''?! But they only do that for star athletes and cartoon characters!\\
'''Pyrrha''': Yeah, that was pretty cool...sadly the cereal isn't very good for you.

->'''Jaune''': ''[raising his hand]'' Yeah, um, sir?\\
'''Ozpin''': '''Good'''! Now, take your positions.\\
'''Jaune''': Uh, sir? I've got, um... a question. So, this landing... strategy thing... Uh, wha-what is it? You're, like, dropping us off or something?\\
'''Ozpin''': No. You will be falling.\\
'''Jaune''': Oh, uh, I see... So, did you, like, hand out parachutes for us?\\
'''Ozpin''': No. You will be using your own landing strategy.\\
'''Jaune''': Uh-huh... Yeah... So, what exactly is a landing strateg-''[[launched through the air]]'''''YYY'''!


[[folder: Episode 5: The First Step, Pt. 2 ]]

->'''Ruby''': ''[after crashing through a wayward bird]'' Birdy, NO!

->'''Ruby''': ''[following hesitantly after Weiss]'' Wait! Where are you going?! ''[stops and kicks the ground dejectedly]'' We're supposed to be teammates...\\
''[Weiss then comes across Jaune tagged to a tree]''\\
'''Jaune''': ''[struggling to free himself]'' Come on, come on! Stupid..!\\
'''Weiss''': ''[as she turns to walk away, she passes Ruby and pulls her by her hood]'' By no means does this make us friends.\\
'''Ruby''': ''[overjoyed as she's dragged away]'' You came back!\\
'''Jaune''': ''[waving after the girls]'' Wait! Come back! Who's going to get me down from here?!\\
'''Pyrrha''': ''[below]'' Jaune? Do you... have any spots left on your team?\\
'''Jaune''': ''[crossing his arms]'' Very funny...


[[folder: Episode 6: The Emerald Forest ]]

->'''Yang''': Helloooooooo? Is anyone out there? Helloooo? ''[stops and raises her arms]'' I'm getting bored here! ''[hears rustling in the bushes]'' Is someone there? ''[Yang approaches and peaks into the bushes]'' Ruby, is that you? ''[a growl alerts her to the Grimm in the bushes]'' Nope!

->'''Yang''': ''[after dodging several attacks from 2'' ''[[BearsAreBadNews Ursa]]''] Ha! [[YouFightLikeACow You guys couldn't hit the broad side of a ba...]]\\
''[Yang's face goes blank as she sees a single strand of blonde hair float down and touch the ground]''\\
'''Yang''': [[BerserkButton You...]] ''[Yang blinks and her eyes'' ''[[RedEyesTakeWarning turn red]]'']\\
''[The two Ursa look at each other in confusion]''\\
'''Yang''': '''''[[YouMonster YOU MONSTERS!!!]]'''''

->'''Pyrrha''': Why didn't you activate your [[ForceField aura]]?\\
'''Jaune''': Huh?\\
'''Pyrrha''': Your aura.\\
'''Jaune''': {{Gesundheit}}.\\
'''Pyrrha''': Jaune, do you... know what aura is?\\
'''Jaune''': ''[waves the question off, avoiding eye contact]'' Psch! Of course I do! Do ''you'' know what aura is?


[[folder: Episode 7: The Emerald Forest, PT. 2 ]]

->'''Pyrrha''': I'm not sure this is it.\\
'''Jaune''': ''[Sighs]'' Pyrrha, I made the torch. Could you at least humor me for maybe five more feet?\\
''[Trips and falls into a puddle, extinguishing the torch]''\\
'''Pyrrha''': Do you feel that?\\
'''Jaune''': Soul-crushing regret?

->''[[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl Jaune's screams]] echo in the distance]''\\
'''Yang''': Some girl's in trouble!

->'''Jaune''': ''[Currently hanging from a [[ScaryScorpions Deathstalker's]] tail]'' [[CaptainObvious Pyrrha, this is not the relic! It's not!]]


[[folder: Episode 8: Players and Pieces ]]

->'''Blake''': Did your sister just fall from the sky?\\
'''Yang''': I...\\
'''Blake''': ''[After [[CloudCuckooLander Nora]] makes her entrance riding an Ursa]'' Did that girl just ride in on an Ursa?\\
'''Yang''': I...\\
'''Blake''': ''[After Pyrrha enters the clearing, being chased by a Deathstalker]'' Did she just run all the way here with a Deathstalker on her tail?\\
'''Yang''': ''[[[RuleOfThree Finally exploding]]]'' I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something crazy happens again?\\
''[A timer counts to two seconds...and then [[YouJustHadToSayIt Weiss falls from the sky]]]''

->'''Nora''': ''[Singing after picking up the white rook piece]'' I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the castle!

->'''Pyrrha''': [[SayMyName Jaune!]]\\
'''Jaune''': Pyrrha!\\
'''Ruby''': Whoa!\\
'''Jaune''': Ruby!\\
'''Yang''': Ruby?\\
'''Ruby''': Yang!\\
'''Nora''': ''[Pops up between the two sisters [[MomentKiller who are about to hug]]]'' Nora!

->''[[[CasanovaWannabe Jaune]] sees Weiss falling from the sky and leaps to catch her]''\\
'''Jaune''': Just...dropping in! ''[He makes the mistake of looking down]'' Oh god noooooo...\\
''[Jaune lands on his face, Weiss lands on his back.]''\\
'''Weiss''': [[SarcasmMode My hero.]]\\
'''Jaune''': My back...

->'''Yang''': Great! The gang's all here. Now we can die together!\\
'''Ruby''': Not if I can help it! ''[[[LeeroyJenkins charges]]]''

->'''Weiss''': You are ''so'' childish.\\
'''Ruby''': Weiss...?\\
'''Weiss''': And dimwitted, and [[GenkiGirl hyperactive,]] and don't even get me started on your [[LeeroyJenkins fighting style...]] and I suppose I can be a bit...difficult...but if we're going to do this, we're going to have to do this together. So if you quit trying to show off, I'll be...[[DefrostingIceQueen nicer.]]\\
'''Ruby''': I'm not trying to show off. I want you to know I can do this.\\
'''Weiss''': You're fine.\\
'''Ruby''': ''[Sighs in relief]'' [[CallBack Normal knees...]]

->'''Jaune''': Run and live. [[CowardlyLion That is an idea I can get behind.]]

->'''Yang''': ''[Firing shells into a Nevermore's mouth]'' [[PunctuatedPounding I - hope - you're - hun - gry!]]

->'''Weiss''': ''[Preparing to [[CatapultToGlory launch Ruby from a giant improvised slingshot]]]'' Of course you would come up with this idea.\\
'''Ruby''': Think you can make the shot?\\
'''Weiss''': Hmph. [[SarcasmMode Can I?]]\\
'''Ruby''': [[SarcasmBlind ...can y-]]\\
'''Weiss''': [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Of course I can!]]


[[folder: Episode 9: The Badge and The Burden ]]

->'''Ruby''': Now, we have a few classes together today. At 9, we've got to be- \\
'''Weiss''': What?! Did you say 9 o'clock?\\
'''Ruby''': Uuuummmm... \\
'''Weiss''': It's 8:55, you dunce!


[[folder: Episode 10: The Badge and The Burden PT. 2 ]]

->'''Ozpin''': I've made more mistakes than any man, woman, and child on this planet. But at this moment, I would not consider your appointment to leader to be one of them." ''[leans in closer to Ruby]'' Do you?

->'''Peter''': I've believed in Professor Ozpin for many years, and the man's never once led me astray!\\
'''Weiss''': So you would just blindly accept his decision even after seeing how exceptional I am?\\
'''Peter''': With all due respect, your exceptional skill on the battlefield is matched only by your poor attitude.\\
'''Weiss''': How dare you!\\
'''Peter''': [[NotHelpingYourCase My point exactly]]. I see a girl before me who has spent her entire life getting exactly what she wanted.\\
'''Weiss''': That's not even remotely true!" ''[Peter looks at Weiss with doubt]'' Well... not entirely true.

->'''Ozpin''': Being a team leader isn't just a title you carry into battle, but a badge you wear constantly. If you're not always performing at your absolute best, then what reason do you give others to follow you? You've been burdened with a daunting responsibility, Ruby. I advise you take some time, to think about how you will uphold it.

->'''Weiss''': How do you take your coffee?\\
'''Ruby''': I.. I don't...\\
'''Weiss''': Answer the question! \\
'''Ruby''': Uhh, cream and [[SweetTooth five sugars]]! \\
'''Weiss''': ''[sighs]'' Don't move.


[[folder: Episode 11: Jaunedice ]]

->'''Nora:''' There we were...in the middle of the night...\\
'''Ren:''' It was day.\\
'''Nora:''' We were surrounded by Ursae.\\
'''Ren:''' They were beowolves.\\
'''Nora:''' ''[shoots to her feet]'' '''''DOZENS OF THEM!'''''\\
'''Ren:''' Two of 'em.\\
'''Nora:''' But they were no match. And in the end Ren and I took them down and made a boatload of lien selling ursae skin rugs!\\
'''Ren:''' ''[sighs]'' She's been having this recurring dream for nearly a month now...

->'''Nora''': We'll break his legs!


[[folder: Episode 12: Jaunedice Pt. 2 ]]

->'''Pyrrha''': You know, I really will [[RunningGag break his legs]].

->'''Jaune''': ''[on rooftop]'' Pyrrha, I know I'm going through a hard time right now, but I'm not that depressed. ''[looks over the edge of the roof]'' I can always be a farmer or something... \\
'''Pyrrha''': N-n-no!" ''[push Jaune away from the edge]'' That's not why I brought you up here!


[[folder: Episode 13: Forever Fall ]]

->'''Jaune''': I'm starting to think coming to this school was a bad idea...I'm a failure.\\
'''Ruby''': Nope!\\
'''Jaune''': Nope?\\
'''Ruby''': Nope! You're a leader now, Jaune. You're not allowed to be a failure. \\
'''Jaune''': But... what if I'm a failure at being a leader?\\
'''Ruby''': Nope! \\
'''Jaune''': You know, you're not the easiest person to talk to about this kind of stuff.\\
'''Ruby''': Nope!


[[folder: Episode 14: Forever Fall Pt. 2 ]]

->'''Pyrrha''': Well, Ruby has her speed, you have your glyphs. My Semblance is polarity.\\
'''Ruby''': Whoa, you can control poles...\\
'''Weiss''': No, you dunce! It means she has control over magnetism!\\
'''Ruby''': Magnets are cool, too...

->'''Pyrrha''': You should come down! Ren made pancakes! No syrup, though - you can thank Nora for that!


[[folder: Episode 15: The Stray ]]

->'''Weiss''': I've heard that students visiting from Vacuo will be arriving by ship today. And, as a representative of Beacon, I feel as though it is my solemn duty to welcome them to this fine kingdom! \\
'''Blake''': She wants to spy on them so she'll have the upper hand in the tournament.\\
'''Weiss''': ''[scoffs]'' You can't prove that!

->'''Sailor''': You no-good stowaway!\\
'''Sun''': Hey! [[DoWrongRight A no-good stowaway would've been caught! I'm a great stowaway]]!

->'''Weiss''': ''[To Penny]'' Forgive me, but you hardly look the part.\\
'''Blake''': Says the girl wearing a dress?\\
'''Weiss''': [[InsistentTerminology It's a combat skirt]]!\\
'''Ruby''': Yeah!\\
''[Weiss and Ruby low-five]''


[[folder: Episode 16: Black and White ]]

->'''Yang''': Weiss, I think we should hear her side of the story before we jump to any conclusions.\\
'''Weiss''': I think that when we hear it, you'll all realize I was right!\\
'''Penny''': And I think Weiss' hair looks wonderful today!\\
'''Ruby''': Aaaah! Penny! Where did you come from!?

->'''Yang''': We're looking for our friend Blake.\\
'''Penny''': Ooooh, you mean the [[spoiler: Faunus]] girl!\\
'''Ruby''': Wait, how did you know that?\\
'''Penny''': Uhh, the [[spoiler: cat ears]]?" ''[points to her head]''\\
'''Yang''': What [[spoiler: cat ears]]? She wears a... boooowww...\\
''[Beat, Tumbleweed blows by with wind]''\\
'''Ruby''': ''[Whispering]'' She does like tuna a lot...

->'''Sun''': I stole you some food!\\
'''Blake''': Do you always break the law without giving a second thought?\\
'''Sun''': Hey, weren't you in a cult or something?\\
'''Blake''': ''[DeathGlare]''\\
'''Sun''': ...okay, [[TooSoon too soon]].

->''[Blake appears behind with blade on throat]''\\
'''Roman''': What the-? Oh, [[CurseCutShort for f-]]\\
'''Blake''': ''[Cutting Roman off]'' Nobody move!

->'''Roman''': Well, hello, Red! Isn't it past your bedtime?

->'''Ruby''': Look Weiss, it's not what you think, she explained the whole thing. See, she doesn't actually have a [[spoiler: bow, she has kitty ears]] and they're actually kind of cute...

'''Volume 2'''


[[folder: Episode 1: Best Day Ever! ]]

->'''Mercury''': I knew you were lost.\\
'''Emerald''': Mercury, I will seriously pay you to shut up.\\
'''Mercury''': That's not your money.\\
'''Emerald''': But it can be ''yours'' for 5 minutes of silence.

->'''Emerald''': What was this place called again?\\
'''Tukson''': Tukson's Book Trade.\\
'''Emerald''': And you're Tukson? \\
'''Tukson''': That's right. \\
'''Emerald''': So then I take it that you're the one that came up with the catchphrase? \\
'''Tukson''': Yes. \\
'''Mercury''': And, what was it again? \\
'''Tukson''': ''[sighs]'' "Tukson's Book Trade, home to every book under the sun." \\
'''Mercury''': ''Except'' the "Third Crusade".\\
'''Tukson''': It's just a catchphrase. \\
'''Mercury''': It's false advertising! \\
'''Emerald''': You shouldn't make a promise you can't keep, Tukson. ''[Mercury starts to dim the lights]'' I hear that you're planning on leaving. Moving ''all'' the way to Vacuo. Your brothers in the White Fang won't be happy to hear that. And neither are ''we''... You know who we are, don't you? \\
'''Tukson''': Yes. \\
'''Emerald''': And you know why we're here? \\
'''Tukson''': Yes. \\
'''Emerald''': So... are you going to fight back? \\
'''Tukson''': ...'''Yes!'''

->'''Ruby''': ''[Places down huge binder labeled: BEST DAY EVER ACTVITIES!]'' -Ahem-, Sisters...Friends...[[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Weiss]].\\
'''Weiss''': Hey!

->'''Weiss''': Did you steal my binder?\\
'''Ruby''': I am not a crook.

->'''Ruby''': I'm talking about kicking off the semester with a bang! \\
'''Yang''': I always kick my semesters off with a [[LamePunReaction Yang]]! Eh? Guys? Am I right?\\
'''Nora''': ''[Throws apple at Yang from offscreen]'' Boooooooooooooooo!

->'''Sun''': They're just in here. I'm really excited for you to meet them. So be cool, okay? You're gonna be cool, right?\\
'''Neptune''': Dude.\\
''[The camera pans up from Neptune's feet to his face. Neptune's teeth gleam as he smiles]''\\
'''Sun''': Good point.

->'''Ruby''': Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be...DELICIOUS!\\
'''Rest of Team RWBY''': YEAH!

->'''Glynda''': Children, please... ''[adjusts glasses]'' Do not play with your food!

->'''Roman''': Oh, look! She sent the kids again! This is turning out just like the divorce! \\
'''Emerald''': Spare us the thought of you procreating.\\
'''Roman''': That was a joke.

->'''Cinder''': And you. ''[Gestures to Roman]'' Why wasn't this job done sooner? \\
'''Roman''': Ummmmm. ''[Points to a stack of dust containers]'' Eh?, ''[Points to a bigger stack of dust containers]'' Ehh?, ''[Points to whole warehouse]'' EEEHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?! ''Sorry'' if I've been busy stealing every speck of Dust in the Kingdom!


[[folder: Episode 2: Welcome to Beacon ]]

->'''Ironwood''': But ask yourself this: Do you honestly believe your children can win a war? ''[Exits]''\\
'''Ozpin''': I hope they never have to.

->'''Yang''': Well, Weiss, it's your turn. \\
'''Weiss''': I have... absolutely no idea what's going on.

->'''Sun''': 'Sup losers. \\
'''Ruby''': Hey Sun!\\
'''Sun''': Ruby, Yang, Blake...Ice Queen.\\
'''Weiss''': Why does everyone keep calling me that?

->'''Neptune''': Uhh, aren't libraries for reading?\\
'''Ren''': ''[at background]'' Thank you!\\
'''Nora''': ''[wakes up]'' Pancakes!\\
'''Sun''': Shut up, don't be a nerd.\\
'''Neptune''': Geh, geh, geh, geh! "[[InsistentTerminology Intellectual]]", okay? Thank you.

->'''Weiss''': So Neptune, where are you from? \\
'''Neptune''': Haven. ''[Approaches Weiss.]'' And I don't believe I've caught your name, snow angel. \\
'''Weiss''': Um, I'm Weiss.\\
'''Jaune''': [[CallBack Are you kidding me]]!?

->'''Weiss''': Stop. ''[points to Blake]'' Lately you've been [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness quiet, antisocial and moody]]! \\
'''Yang''': Uh, have you met Blake?

->'''Ruby''': Okay, all in favor of becoming the youngest Huntresses to single-handedly taking down a corrupt organization conspiring against the Kingdom of Vale... say aye. \\
'''Yang''': Yes! I love it when you're feisty! \\
'''Weiss''': Well, I suppose it could be fun. \\
'''Ruby''': ''[disappointed]'' None of you said aye...


[[folder: Episode 3: A Minor Hiccup ]]

->'''Ruby''': Alright, guys, today's the day! The investigation begins!\\
'''Weiss''': I'm glad to see we're taking this so seriously.\\
'''Yang''': Hey, we've got a plan! That's... moderately serious.

->'''Yang''': ''[To Sun]'' How did you get up there?\\
'''Sun''': Ah, it's easy; I do it all the time.\\
'''Weiss''': You do what?!\\
'''Sun''': I climb trees all the time!

->'''Ruby''': Sorry, Sun. We don't want to get friends involved if we don't have to.\\
'''Sun''': Psh! That's dumb! We should always get friends involved! That's why I brought Neptune! (gestures out the window)\\
''[Team RWBY looks out window]''\\
'''Neptune''': 'Sup\\
'''Ruby''': How did you even get up here?\\
'''Neptune''': I have my ways.\\
'''Neptune''': Seriously, though, can I come in? We're like, really high up right now.

->'''Ruby''': Alright, I'll go with Weiss; Sun, you can go with Blake. And Neptune, you can go with Yang since she doesn't have a partner. Everyone good?\\
'''Weiss''': Actually, Ruby, why don't you go with Yang? After all, she is your sister.\\
'''Ruby''': But, Weiss, who would go with you, then?\\
'''Weiss''': Well... I guess Neptune could come with me.\\
'''Ruby''': ''[Chuckes]'' Nah ''[Drags Weiss away with her]''\\
'''Weiss''': ''[Being dragged away]'' But!...But!....