->''The moral of the story here, is wear deodorant, because if we happen to kiss in the future and I tell a story about it, I won’t choose a completely offensive and juvenile name to represent your being!''
-->--From Roses' website

->'''Q:''' When life gives you lemons, what do you make?
->'''A:''' I throw them at someone's car.

->''Make friends.''
-->--Repeatedly tried and failed command from her ''VideoGame/QuestForGloryI'' LetsPlay

->''Can we teleport? I'd like to be here, please.''
-->--When trying to navigate the Amazon Trail map in the LP

->'''Q:''' If you were on a buddy cop show, who would your partner be and what would the show be called?"
->'''A:''' My partner would be John Oates. The show would be called ''Series/{{COPS}}''. ....Wait...

->'''Roses:''' I made you a cookie!
->'''Paw:''' Oh, nice.
->'''Roses:''' ...But it's made of tar.
->'''Paw:''' ....What? Why do you have tar sitting around your home?!
->'''Roses:''' For cookie batter, hello!!

->''[[TemptingFate I looked at my TV Tropes page, and there's barely any good quotes on there.]]''
->--Overheard during one of her streams. ([[https://twitter.com/PushinUpRoses/status/295449600754589696 a few hours later...]])

->''[[ItMakesSenseInContext T-Bone and]] [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext are all on my butt today. Get off my butt.]]''
->--Same as above

->''These ghosts seriously don't have lives.''
->--While streaming Super Mario World, in one of the ghost houses

->'''Stream follower:''' What's the biggest difference between male gamers and female gamers?
->'''Roses:''' What are Chromosomes, Alex.
->--Overheard on a stream