->''"Impaired vision equals smart!"''
-->--'''Sarin the wizard,''' ''Webcomic/TheDragonDoctors''

->''"There's nothing wrong with my eyes. I wear them for show."''
-->--'''Emma Emmerich,''' ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty''

->''"I refuse to believe those glasses are prescription."''
-->--'''Baby Manatee,''' ''WebVideo/ManateeGirlTheMovie''
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