->'''Rikk''' (impersonating [[StarWars Anakin]]): "I don't ''like'' sand, heh-heh. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets heh-heh ''evvverywhere''. Here everything is ''soft and smooth'', [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus wink wink, nudge nudge, knowhuddimean, knowhuddimean?]]"\\
'''Rumy''': Lucas makes me afraid. He's what happens when artists stop seeking criticism. Promise me you'll tell me when my own work is bad?
-->-- T. Campbell's ''{{Fans}}'', on "Franchise/StarWars Episode II"

->3) When I'm Famous, I Won't Have to Deal with Editors\\
''"This doesn't happen often. If you are lucky, it will never happen to you."''
--> -- '''[[http://crossedgenres.com/archives/001/common-misconceptions-about-editors-by-david-kudler/ "Common Misconceptions About Editors" by David Kudler]]'''

->''"No one edits. I edit. I refuse to be edited."''
-->--'''Harold Bloom'''

->''"This is my ''Franchise/MetalGear'', and I can destroy it if I want to."''
-->--'''Creator/HideoKojima''' on [[http://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-final-hours-of-metal-gear-solid-2-sons-of-liberty/1100-6376810/ a grumpy day]]

->''"Totalitarian? Creator/TheBBC? Seriously? The other day I had to BEG a meeting with [[=BBC1=] controller] Jay Hunt, just so I could explain what we're spending all her money on in ''Series/DoctorWho''. She said it all sounded very nice and sent me off to play.\\\
That's more than creative freedom, that's being turned loose in the wild. Frankly, I'm scared and want someone to tell me what to do. I might even have an epiphany."''
--> -- '''Creator/StevenMoffat''' [[http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/jul/16/tv-writers-support-bbc-drama tells it like it is.]]

->''"It's my job to find potential in things that might not on the surface seem to have any, and it is their job to be skeptical and question all ideas to make sure they measure up."''
--> -- '''[[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Mark Rosewater]]'''

->''"I have a very good track record when it comes to [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Magic]] design. I have designed numerous very popular sets. I have designed a lot of successful cards and mechanics. I have probably been responsible for more innovations in ''Magic'' design than any other designer in history. You know one of the worst things R&D could probably doójust let me do whatever I want."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/mm/125 Mark Rosewater]]'''

->''"Before the public sees any syndicated cartoons, they're first screened by an editor or two for potential [[DudeNotFunny problems]]. And editors, I'm convinced, have saved my career many times by their decisions ''not'' to publish certain cartoons."''
--> -- [[TheFarSide Gary Larson]]

->''"Speaking as a freelancer, some of us have really boneheaded ideas that need to be challenged and changed. One writer, for instance, wanted there to be 3,000 Solars, 3,000 Lunars, 1,000 Sidereals and over a million [Dragon-Blooded], all destroyed in the Three Spheres Cataclysm at the end of the Primordial War. The remaining Celestials in Creation wandered around acting like, quote, "Billy Badass," oblivious to the fact that they'd be paste next to the Primordials."\\\
"He needed to be reminded that the name of the game is ''{{Exalted}}'', not ''You're a Useless Bitch Next to the Yozis''."
--> -- '''Neall Raemonn Price'''

->''"I discovered that editing is really another word for someone ruthlessly tearing apart your work with a big smile, all the while telling you that it will make the book so much better. And it did, though it felt like splinters of hot bamboo being driven into my tender eyeballs."''
--> -- '''Creator/ChristopherPaolini''', on the editing of ''[[Literature/InheritanceCycle Eragon]]''

->''"He convinces them that he's responsible for Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's success. You know, Vince [=McMahon=] was a millionaire ''before'' he met Vince Russo. He had [[Wrestling/SteveAustin "Stone Cold" Steve Austin]]. He had [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]]. He had [[Wrestling/JimRoss the best announcer]]. He had the best television studio. He had the best office staff. They got the smartest ''secretaries'', for god's sake... Vince [=McMahon=] gets a phone call at whatever time of day: 'oh, by the way, your head writer is not only not coming to your national television ''[pay-per-view]'' tonight, but he just took a job with [[{{Wrestling/WCW}} your competitor]]' ...Aw, and he was so underappreciated. He wasn't given the credit that he deserved, that he was responsible for. Nobody ''recognized'' him. You know what they're 'recognizing' now? What Vince Russo's shit looks like when he didn't have Vince [=McMahon=] standing over him saying, 'You know, [[SturgeonsLaw those twenty-four ideas are real bullshit]], but I'll take ''this'' good one."''
-->--'''Wrestling/JimCornette''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMm0Alg0bvs on]] Wrestling/VinceRusso

->''"It's telling that when a filmmaker succeeds in running his own studio, it's because he's learned to let his inner businessman veto his inner artiste. [[FrancisFordCoppola Coppola]] ran Zoetrope with his heart. It nearly destroyed him. Creator/StevenSpielberg runs Creator/DreamWorks with his brain, a decision that leads to much healthier returns on investment."''
--> -- '''Creator/NathanRabin''', [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/my-year-of-flops-case-file-95-one-from-the-heart,10133/ My Year Of Flops #95: One From The Heart]]

->''"Bob just thought the Antichrist was [[DoingItForTheArt trying to destroy his art.]] They were well-meaning people who wanted him to get what he deserved, which was a big commercial hit. But when it came down to the art or the money, he was with the art."''
-->--'''Robert Dornhelm''', on Creator/RobertAltman's insistence on editing his own films

->'''Matt Stone''': You need people in your life, as somebody who does comedy--and even ''StarWars''. You need someone to say "No, that's not very good", someone who's gonna be honest with you. And probably GeorgeLucas was in a big room of liars, with everyone sitting there, going "[[YesMan This is great, George!]]"\\
'''Trey Parker''': Cause there's no way that anyone with half a brain could have read that script and thought it was good. Any one of them, I mean, they're awful.
-->--'''TreyParkerAndMattStone''' on George Lucas retroactively editing the ''StarWars'' trilogy.

->''"At the screening of the movie for the first time, everyone in attendance looks just as baffled at the clusterfuck as we were. George admits to throwing too much out there; the editor then attempts to explain ''pacing'', and why [[MoodWhiplash four scenes with totally different emotional tones]] don't work well together--but [[OnlySaneMan he kinda realizes he's wasting his time]], so he stops; Rick [=McCallum=] [[ThousandYardStare is frozen in utter shock]] at how horrible the movie was. Internally he regrets not challenging Lucas on some of the things he was worried about... Later on, after [[INeedAFreakingDrink everyone started drinking]], Lucas attempts to explain his newly-minted bowel movement as [[IRejectYourReality 'bold', and 'extreme!', uhh, 'stylistic'!]]"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/ThePhantomMenace''

->''"Surround yourself with people whoíre too afraid to question you, spend a few years having smoke piped up your ricker by studios whoíll let you get away with whatever you want, and believe in all of the magazine covers and hype about being ĎThe New [[StevenSpielberg Spielberg]],í and the twentieth draft never comes. The second or third draft; thatís good enough. '[[ShockingSwerve Monkey in a human suit]], Iíve nailed it! M. Night does it again, yeah boiii!' And those terrible reviews and negative critics, well, [[GiftedlyBad itís all persecution]]. 'Oh, they hate my movies because my nameís on them.'"''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', [[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2010/07/21/the-self-destruction-of-m-night-shyamalan/ "The Self-Destruction of M. Knight Shyamalan]]

->''"Hereís the deal: This is [[DamnedByFaintPraise a pretty good Tim Burton movie]]. Itís an awful Batman movie. It misunderstands [[InNameOnly basically every aspect]] of the character. Itís the product of, quite possibly, the most Hollywood-eccentric creative team of all time: Jon Peters, Creator/TimBurton and {{Music/PRINCE}}...I imagine this was largely because Tim Burton ended every conversation with 'F*** you, [[AwesomeEgo Iím Tim F***ing Burton]] and I can do whatever I want.'"''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' on ''{{Film/Batman}}''

->''"I would still like to see [[Creator/DavidLynch Jennifer Lynch]] direct a movie without that terrible screenwriter she always drags along also coincidentially named Jennifer Lynch."''
-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/03/19/surveillance-2008-jennifer-chambers-lynch/ on]] ''Surveillance'' (2008)

->''"''[A]''fter ''{{American Gods}}'', [[Creator/NeilGaiman Gaimanís]] career kind of loses momentum, consisting mainly of things that feel safe and like what one would expect from Gaiman. Itís not that Gaiman is writing bad stuff in any meaningful sense, but it felt in many ways like he had become a predictable writer who was going to turn out [[StrictlyFormula subtle variations of the same basic thing]]. Eventually, for a variety of reasons, this changed and he entered a new and largely more interesting phase of his career, and while The Doctorís Wife canít reasonably be said to be singlehandedly responsible for that, it is nevertheless a significant transitional moment.\\\
Much of this, one suspects, comes down to the fact that Neil Gaiman found himself with something heíd not really had to deal with since ''American Gods'': someone who could edit him with real authority. This doesnít happen to major writers late in their careers very often, but in this case Gaiman is working under someone who is every bit as good a writer as he is. Thereís a palpable sense of Gaiman having to up his game here and push himself, and it pays off with an episode thatís not just one of the absolute best ''Doctor Who'' stories of all time, but a high point of Gaimanís career."''
-->--'''Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/ on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS32E4TheDoctorsWife}} "The Doctor's Wife"]])

->''"If you want to know what happens to a kid who never gets told 'No,' look at SethMacFarlane's career. The resurrection of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' was the worst thing to happen to his ego, because it was basically a way for him to tell himself 'Hey, I was right. All of the higher-ups who said the show was too weird, or that not enough people watched it, or that I was more obsessed with making obscure references than I was with telling stories and, occasionally, jokes -- that was [[IgnoredEpiphany ALL HORSESHIT]]. I never should have doubted myself.'' '''''[[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance And I never will again]]'''''."''
-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-artists-who-should-probably-just-take-break-while_p2/ 4 Artists Who Should Probably Just Take a Break for a While]]''

->''"How [[TheDarkKnightReturns this ever made it past the editors]], I may never know."''
--> -- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', on the ''[[ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder All-Star Batman & Robin]]'' comic series.

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' I guess Creator/PeterMolyneux's problem is that he didn't really belong in a world with no parameters.\\
'''Gabriel:''' Yes, the classic problem: If you have loads of energy and infinite dreams, you need parameters.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Parameters promote creativity, and with the parameters he was given in 2-D, he could make stuff like... ''VideoGame/ThemePark'' and ''VideoGame/DungeonKeeper''!\\
'''Gabriel:''' ''{{VideoGame/Populous}}''!\\
'''Yahtzee:''' But when was given ''no'' parameters--or near as no parameters as you can get when gaming technology developed--he was making ''{{VideoGame/Fable}}''; and suddenly his role in gaming, which was to make the most of what we had, was obsolete.
-->--'''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g Let's Drown Out]]''''' ''{{Ghostbusters}}'' (Megadrive)

->''"Sometimes I think the ''MetalGear'' franchise is like Jim Carrey in ''Film/TheTrumanShow'': Itís this loud wacky dipshit in dire need of an editor who lives in the little world of his own surrounded by people reassuring him that ďNo, ''[[MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' was totally a touching emotional character drama, especially when the funny man did the big poo in his pantsĒ. And every now and again someone tries to parachute in wearing a t-shirt saying "''[[{{Narm}} EVERYONE'S TAKING THE PISS]]''" but get swiftly bundled out of sight by a dogwalker and [[CashCowFranchise a Sony executive.]]"''
--> -- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance''

->''"Hereís Yoji Shinkawa. Itís not widely known, but this is the guy pretty much responsible for making ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'' so damn cool. His official title was Illustration Director, but this really doesnít do him justice at all... Kojima wanted a much older, hard-boiled, and '[[TheDandy dandy]]' Snake, but Shinkawa insisted on him being younger. Thatís why Snake is as agile, capable and strong as he is. If Kojima had his way, Solid Snake would have been over 40, slow, andÖ 'dandy'. I donít know if you know what dandy means, but it refers to being fashionable and concerned with appearances. Would he have been the kind of guy who checks himself out in the mirror and combs his hair after a fight? Maybe heíd say stuff like 'Watch the shoes, kid' or ďNow look, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 you got blood on my new suit]]'...In other words, we wouldnít have gotten [[XMeetsY the epic blend]] of {{ComicBook/Wolverine}} and Film/JamesBond that we know and love; we probably would just have ended up with HarrisonFord.\\\
What else did Shinkawa do to make the game so cool? It turns out he single-handedly spared Otacon from being a fat, stereotypical dummy. He wasnít even supposed to be smart? Otacon has ended up [[AscendedExtra being a major character in two more games]] since the first ''Metal Gear Solid''! Can you imagine a fat, stupid Otacon eating a chocolate bar becoming so popular? ... when you really think about the amount of impact that Shinkawa had on ''the most popular'' aspects of the game, it makes you wonder whether it could have been half the success it was if Kojima had been left unchallenged."''
-->--'''Terry Wolf''', [[http://metagearsolid.org/2012/06/part-iii-mgs2-a-complete-breakdown/5/ "The Selfish Meme"]]

->''"I have great respect for the setting Creator/GeneRoddenberry created, but like so many in Hollywood, Roddenberry himself was an ego case with a lot of good ideas, a lot of really stupid ideas, and some difficulty telling which was which."''
--> -- a commenter on the forums for ''VideoGame/StarTrekOnline''
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