->''"When everybody is out to get you, paranoia is just straight thinking."''
-->--'''Dr. Johnny Fever''', ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati''

->''"I have the U.S. military spray-painting my name onto a wall, setting laser trip mines, and firing a [[LudicrousGibs fucking rocket launcher]] at me, and people have the gall to call '''''me''''' paranoid. Fuck them. Fuck everybody! Anyone who doesn't listen to me deserves the fate they get!"''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->''"Everyone's always told me that I'm paranoid and need to calm down, but guess what? I'm '''''alive''''', and everyone who told me that is '''''dead'''''! That's the ultimate proof that someone doesn't know what the hell they're talking about."''
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->''"Done the things I've done, there's no such thing as paranoia."''
-->-- '''Eliot, ''Series/{{Leverage}}'''''

->''"Paranoid is what they call people who '''imagine''' threats against their life. I '''have''' threats against my life."''
-->-- '''Garak, ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "For the Cause"'''

->''"Every time I think I'm paranoid enough, my enemies find a new way to show me different."''
-->-- '''Crimson''', '''''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes'''''

->''"It's one thing to believe that everyone is out to get you. Quite another when it's actually true."''
-->-- '''''Literature/TheZombieSurvivalGuide'''''

->''"A paranoiac, my friend... is a person who has gone crazy in the most intelligent, well-informed way, the world being what it is."''
-->-- '''Creator/KurtVonnegut, ''Look At The Birdie'''''

->''"A paranoiac is a guy who knows a ''little'' of what's going on."''
-->-- '''Creator/WilliamSBurroughs'''

->''"No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough."''
-->-- '''[[DoomedByCanon Suzanne Modeski]]''', ''Series/TheXFiles''

->'''Odo''': Aren't you being a little paranoid?\\
'''Weyoun''': Of course I'm paranoid! Everyone is trying to kill me!
-->-- '''''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Treachery, Faith, and the Great River"'''

->''"It's not paranoia when [[ANaziByAnyOtherName they]] really are out to get you."''
-->--'''Martin Willett'''

->''"Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you"''
-->-- '''Music/{{Nirvana}}''', [[IntentionallyAwkwardTitle "Territorial Pissings"]] (from ''Nevermind'', 1991)

->''"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."''
-->-- '''Agent Mulder''', ''Series/TheXFiles'', episode 2x23 "Soft Light" (aired March 31, 1995)

->'''Marco:''' I live in a paranoid world. But just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean I don't have enemies. I have ''real'' enemies. Enemies that would freeze your blood if you only knew.
-->-- ''[[Literature/{{Animorphs}} The Predator]]''

->''"Remember: A Paranoid is simply someone in possession of all the facts."''
-->-- '''Spider Jerusalem''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''

->''They are used to ease irrational fears (which is silly; in Alpha Complex there '''are''' no irrational fears.'')

->''79. Fear everything, it's safer.''
-->--'''''[[http://monsterlibrarian.com/horrorsurvive.htm Horror Survival List]]'''''

->''"[[CatchPhrase Constant Vigilance!]]"''
-->-- '''"Mad-Eye" Moody [[spoiler: impersonator!]], ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'''''

->''Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards ''know'' it.''
-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett, ''Discworld/{{Sourcery}}'''''

->''"Paranoia: You only have to be right once for it to be worthwhile."''
-->-- '''Anonymous'''

->''"How can I be paranoid...when the paranoid mother-fuckers who are making me paranoid are really out there?"''
-->-- '''Creator/DavidCross'''

->[[color:lightgrey:''I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?'']]
-->-- ''GURPS Illuminati'', Written on the cover in dark grey text on black background.

->''"Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale."''
-->-- '''Philo Gant''', '''''Film/StrangeDays'''''

->''"You know what, Grady? Some people think I'm [[CrazyPrepared overly prepared]], paranoid, maybe even [[CrazyAwesome a little bit crazy]]...but they never met any pre-Cambrian lifeforms, did they?"''
-->-- '''[[CrazySurvivalist Burt Gummer]]''', ''Film/Tremors2Aftershocks''

->''"Why?" Gareth bleated. "What's wrong? For three days you've been running away from your own shadows..."''\\
''"That's right," John agreed, and there was a dangerous edge to his quiet voice. "You ever think what might happen to you if your own shadow caught you? Now ride -- and ride silent."''
-->-- ''Dragon's Bane''

->'''Phoebe:''' I don't know what you're up to but whatever it is, it is not gonna work.\\
'''Cole:''' Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?\\
'''Phoebe:''' With my demon ex-husband from hell? No, Cole, I don't.
-->-- ''Series/{{Charmed}}''

->''"Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."''
-->-- '''Harry Dresden, ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Storm Front]]'''''

->'''The Doctor:''' [[FiveRoundsRapid [The weapons] are useless, Brigadier.]]\\
'''TheBrigadier:''' Not this time, Doctor. [Shows him [[DepletedPhlebotinumShells different bullets]]] Armor piercing, solid core with Teflon coating. Go through a [[MightyGlacier Dalek.]] UNIT's been very busy, Doctor. We also got high-explosive rounds for [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Yetis]] and very efficient armour-piercing rounds for [[MechaMooks Robots.]] And we even got gold-tipped bullets for [[RobotWar you-know-what.]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' No silver?\\
'''Brigadier:''' Silver bullets?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, you never know.\\
'''Brigadier:''' Quartermaster Sergeant! Silver bullets, have we any?[[note]]Yes, they have.[[/note]]
-->--'''''Series/DoctorWho''''' [[note]][[Recap/DoctorWhoS26E1Battlefield Guess what end up saving the day?]][[/note]]

->''"Even paranoids have enemies."''
-->-- '''Joseph Berke''', psychotherapist

->''"Isn't that the nice part of going mad? You realize you weren't paranoid after all."''
-->-- '''Helen Narbon''', ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}''

->''"Well, I guess it's true; it's not paranoia when someone's really after you."''
-->-- '''Terry Stricter''', ''Film/{{Bowfinger}}''

->'''Leif:''' You're the most paranoid man I've ever met.\\
'''Atticus:''' I'm also the [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld longest-lived]] man you've ever met.
-->--''[[Literature/IronDruidChronicles Hounded]]''

->''"You know, the lesson here might be that fear and paranoia is a bad thing, except that's what saved us."''
-->-- '''Ron Stoppable,''' ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''

->''"I always think everything could be a trap...which is why I'm still alive."''
-->-- '''Prince Humperdinck''', ''Film/ThePrincessBride''

->''"Even a paranoid can have enemies."''
-->-- rumored to have been said by [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golda_Meir Golda Meir]] to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Kissinger Henry Kissinger]] during the 1973 Sinai talks, after he accused her of being paranoid for refusing to grant the Palestinians additional concessions

->'''Michael:''' Even paranoids have enemies.\\
'''Sam:''' Yeah, you're living proof of that. ''[Mike stares at him]'' Well, you know, a little.
-->-- "Wanted Man", ''Series/BurnNotice''

->''"Give me a man that's not paranoid in this company and I will show you a man with twelve knives in his back."''
-->-- ''Series/RoboCopPrimeDirectives''

->''"Where I come from, paranoia is just another word for 'not dead yet'."''
-->-- '''Kremlin''', ''ComicBook/ExMachina''

->''"Are there any paranoids in the audience tonight?! Is there anyone here who's ''weak''? Heheheheh, pathetic. This song's called 'Run Like Hell'."''
-->-- '''Music/RogerWaters''', ''OnceAnEpisode; live performances of '''Music/TheWall''' in TheEighties''

->''"Paranoids are only people who imagine responsibly."''
-->-- '''New Old Saying'''

->''"I do not know what is more terrible, that I have begun to take every possible precaution for the slightest action, or that I have been proven perfectly justified in doing so."''
-->-- '''Polo of Sealock''', ''[[Roleplay/AsteroidQuest Polo Quest]]''

->''"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."''
-->-- '''Spike Logan''', ''Film/KillerElite''

->''"Fear is what keeps a man alive in [[CrapsackWorld this world of treachery and deceit]]."''
-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Roose Bolton]]''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->''"Only the paranoid survive."''
-->-- '''[[TheSpook Harold]] [[IHaveManyNames Finch]]''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest''