->''Speedin' 'till tomorrow\\
I'm drinkin' 7-up 7-up''
-->-- The song "Speedin' 'Till Tomorrow" from TheBatterysDown [[note]]This is actually a parody because the song is from "Roller Coaster Highway", the ShowWithinAShow.[[/note]]

->''I love that [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading installs take so long]]\\
Doo-dah, doo-dah\\
It gave me time to write this song\\
[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I've totally not been paid]]\\
I would never take a bribe\\
Doo-dah, doo-dah\\
[[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel Like my vid and please subscribe]]\\
I have not been paid''
-->--'''[[{{WebVideo/Jimquisition}} Jim Sterling]]''' (to the tune of [[PublicDomainSoundtrack "Camptown Races"]]), [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/8713-Buy-An-Xbox-One-Today "Buy An Xbox One Today"]]

->'''Radar operator:''' ''(looking at Dr. Evil's returning spaceship)'' It appears to be in the shape of Bob's Big Boy, sir.\\
'''Cdr. Gilmour''': My God. He's back.\\
'''Radar operator:''' Well, in many ways, Bob's Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high quality meals at competitive prices.\\
'''Cdr. Gilmour:''' Shut up.
-->-- '''''Film/AustinPowers'''''

->'''Wayne:''' ''[holding a bag of Doritos]'' Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?\\
'''Garth''': ''[wearing Reebok wardrobe]'' It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.\\
'''Wayne''' I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.\\
'''Garth''': Here, take two of these! [Dumps two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand]\\
Wayne Campbell: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different™.\\
'''Benjamin''': Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice!\\
'''Wayne''' ''[holding a can of Pepsi]'' Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation™.

->'''Bugs:''' Is it a mirage, or just product placement?\\
'''Daffy:''' Who cares? With shopping convenience at such low prices! Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your product name here! Woo-hoo-hoo!\\
'''DJ:''' ''(to Kate)'' Is this your idea?\\
'''Kate:''' The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.\\
'''Bugs:''' Nice of Wal-Mart to provide these Wal-Mart beverages in return for us saying "Wal-Mart" so many times.

->''"Now I gotta give a ShoutOut to Seagram's Gin / 'Cause I drink it, [[LampshadeHanging and they paying me for it.]]"''
-->-- '''Petey Pablo''', ''Freek-A-Leek''

->''"The other day, I was eating delicious Cowboy Burgers at Applebee's with my friends, when somebody pointed out to me that advertising is getting more and more intrusive. Then I took a sip of my ice-cold Pepsi."''
-->-- '''''UncleJohnsBathroomReader'''''

->'''Carl Weathers:''' I’m gonna go get a new soda. Hey, did you know that you can get a refill on any drink you want here, and it’s free? \\
'''Tobias:''' It’s a wonderful restaurant! Mmm!\\
'''Narrator:''' It sure is!
-->-- ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'', "Motherboy XXX"

->''"It's hard to look BadAss when you're posing next to a Volvo."''
-->-- '''RiffTrax''', ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''

->''"Why do I suddenly want french fries?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on ''Film/TheFifthElement''

->''"In 1977, Hostess started an ad campaign that featured superheroes fighting crime with [[ThisBananaIsArmed fruit pies, Twinkies and cup cakes.]] As you might imagine, they were insane. Mega-powered beings were facing off against criminals whose plans fell apart every time someone tossed them a snack... [[FridgeLogic Now that I think about it]], why are 60 Twinkies the only thing that WonderWoman carries in her purse? I guess a comic writer thought about a woman's needs and only came up with 'unsaturated fat and dick shapes.'"''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-craziest-villains-ever-defeated-by-snack-cakes/#ixzz31qeT7vZk "The 6 Crazies Villains Ever Defeated by Snack Cakes"]]

->''"Lucas cracks out an armored case with his name on it. He opens it to reveal a padded, velved-lined interior on top of which rests...the ultimate gaming peripheral. The Exaclibur of controllers. The mightiest weapon in any gamer's arsenal. '''The Power Glove.''' That's right, the Power Glove is not meant to be exposed to the elements. It must kept sealed away, lest untrained hands damage it or mishandle it. The devastation could be immense! It must be kept under lock and key at all times... The man wields the fucking Power Glove. Betta reccanize."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/the-wizard/ on]] ''Film/TheWizard''

->''"Starring: Burger King! Panasonic! eBay! Cadillac! GMC! The Strokes! Pepto Bismol! XBOX! ...Furbies..? Pontiac! Mountain Dew! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Chevrolet! Chevrolet!]] And Introducing... [[RuleOfThree Chevrolet!]]"''
-->-- ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'': ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzJuDo5ots0&list=SP86F4D497FD3CACCE&index=39 Transformers]]''

->'''Mike:''' Do you remember the part in ''{{Film/Coneheads}}'' when they go to Subway?\\
'''Jay:''' Oh, you mean ''half the movie?'' Don't they have multiple scenes in the Subway?\\
'''Mike:''' Yeah, they do... Maybe I didn't even see the full movie. Uh, points to their product placement department, but the only thing I can think of is them eating Subway.
-->--'''''HalfInTheBag''''', ''Franchise/AlienVsPredator'' rifftrack

->''"I'm fairly sure Subway paid for placement, since they scored one Subway sandwich eaten outside a store, one date in a Subway store, one Subway soft-drink container, two verbal mentions of Subway, one Subway commercial staring Happy, two verbal mentions of Subway, a Subway T-shirt, and a Subway golf bag. Halfway through the movie, I didn't know what I wanted more: laughs, or mustard."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/HappyGilmore''

->'''Chris''': I love this dude who is, as Judd Nelson describes him, a “hot weapons” dealer. Not only does he smuggle his guns by duct-taping them to the insides of arcade machine cabinets, but he’s also the prototypical version of the ’90s long-haired scumbag bad guy on every episode of ''WalkerTexasRanger.''\\
'''David'''': And, of course, all the arcade machines are WarnerBros properties, so I guess they’re linking themselves to inner city super-crime with experimental military weapons?
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-steel-1997-part-one/ on]] ''{{Film/Steel}}''

->''"Hey. You guys. You want some ACCUVIEW?\\\
People on ''Smallville'' use ACCUVIEW. They use it while driving their Old Spice Phantom Zone Ford Fusion.\\\
Like Chloe says, quote, 'Accuview to the rescue!'\\\
[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yep.]]\\\
I hate product placement. Yeah, I know, it pays the bills. So TIGHTEN your story (as this one [[{{Padding}} NEEDED]]) and give them an extra commercial or two. Don't make characters we love shills for your petty crap."''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep13 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Vengeance")

->''"The game's designers (and the products' PR departments) wanted to make damn sure you associated these endorsements with [[HyperactiveMetabolism peak health of both body and mind]]. To that end, they turned chips and soda into power-ups that could restore your health and psyche, the latter being the game's measurement of how quickly your body can naturally heal itself. So they're essentially saying you will die if you don't rabidly consume those chips and soft drinks, but they don't stop there: Should you actually die [[PocketProtector with Doritos or soda in your inventory]], they will bring you back to life. As far as Peace Walker is concerned, junk food is the new Jesus Christ."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20879_the-5-least-subtle-product-placements-in-gaming-history.html on]] product placements in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker''

->''"With such huge development costs, it's also important to remember that developers and publishers are pretty much forced to use such marketing tactics in order to simply pay the bills. So next time you're admiring [[FanDisservice Old Snake's gorgeous ass]], you can thank [=Regain®=] for making it possible. ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' isn't even the first ''Franchise/MetalGear'' game to feature product placement! In ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfliberty Snake Eater]]'' players could find and eat [=CalorieMate®=] in order to regain stamina, at which point Naked Snake would say that it tasted great... Or if that isn't good enough for you, what about those Lucky Strike cigarettes in the old two-dimensional {{MSX}} games? They were supposedly Solid Snake's favorite brand!"''
-->--'''Terry Wolf''', [[http://www.metagearsolid.org/reports_mgs4_soldout_9.html "Metal Gear Soldout"]]

->''"In the [[TheEighties ‘80s]], product placement was seen as the Next Big Thing, particularly after Hershey reaped a massive windfall from putting Reese’s Pieces in [[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial a certain Steven Spielberg movie]]. Indulging in the usual corporate boneheaded “synergistic” thinking, Coca-Cola executives figured that if paying to put Coke products in movies was good for business, owning their own movie studio and getting free product placement would be even better! Right? Right?\\\
The Coke execs quickly realized after ''Leonard'' and ''{{Ishtar}}'' stiffed (along with the shamefully brand name-stuffed ''Mac and Me'') that making hit movies is a lot harder than marketing syrupy bubble water, and they got out of the game soon after. But this means that ''Leonard Part 6'', one of the lasting testaments to this “synergy”, is packed so full of blatant product placements that all you can do is sit and stare in abject horror."''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''' on ''Film/LeonardPart6''

->''"JR is here to shill what an awesome movie this new ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes'' is. Now we love Wrestling/JimRoss as much as anyone, but this man is [[BlatantLies blatantly lying]] to you. Ain’t no way he ever plunked down money to see a movie with [[MarkWahlberg Marky Mark.]] No way."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/jericho-and-the-planet-of-the-apes-why-2j/ "Jericho and the Planet of the Apes"]]

->''"Hey, we're at Pizza Hut! This scene looks like it's right out of a bloody advert! In fact, the Pizza Hut logo is roughly in half the shots during this scene, mostly because it's right next to [[Creator/AdamSandler Sandler]]'s bloody head so it's there every time it cuts to him. Oh, and maybe you want some Pepsi to wash that down with, because that's in almost all the shots in some way as well. There's one particular angle that manages to get both logos on display, just in case they weren't being transparent enough. [...] Now they can't even be bothered to [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] it, because that requires effort. If they get any more shameless, they'll be selling ad space on Sandler's forehead! Not that it's that far away in this scene."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''' on ''Film/JustGoWithIt''