-> ''"Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 zorkmids"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Nethack}}'', if you are luckless or incompetent enough to die on the first turn.

->''"Game over? I think there has to be a game first for it to be over. Maybe they're talking about the game of life."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''' on ''VideoGame/TakeshisChallenge''

->''"Nice! Fucking beautiful! The first ladder you see drops you into a pit where you get killed by a bat or a bird whatever it is."''
-->-- The '''WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd''' in his review of Super ''VideoGame/{{Pitfall}}''

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