->''"Yes, General, I ''am'' [[RefugeInAudacity masturbating into the American Flag]]. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used ''you''?"''
-->-- '''President Callahan''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''

->'''Pres. Koopa:''' I am very disappointed in you, cousins.\\
'''Spike:''' Fascist!\\
'''Iggy:''' Oppressor of the proletariat!\\
'''Koopa:''' [[WrittenByTheWinners Guy in charge!]]
-->-- ''Film/SuperMarioBros1993''

->''"The voice of the people must be heard. I am THE PRESIDENT! God bless America. '''God bless ME!'''"''
-->-- '''President ComicBook/LexLuthor''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanBatmanPublicEnemies''

->'''Spoony:''' I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is...\\
'''Sorceress Edea:''' [[ObviouslyEvil ... Lowlifes. Shameless filthy wretches.]]\\
'''Spoony:''' No! Wrong! Open with a joke or something, you're losing them!
-->--''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' Part 8

->''"Vote for me, if you want to live."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/JKSimmons President Howard Ackerman]]''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert3''

->''"There's a cancer in the presidency and it's growing."''
-->-- '''John Dean''', ''{{Film/Nixon}}'' (1995)

-> '''Hair Stylist Rick:''' Is-is that enough of the top? \\
[[spoiler: '''Evil''']] '''Morty:''' I don't know... [[ImpliedDeathThreat Is it]]?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''

->''"The missiles are flying. Hallelujah. Hallelujah!"''
-->-- '''President Greg Stilson'''. ''Film/TheDeadZone''

->''"Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob; a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can ''you'' trust a man like Mayor Quimby? ''[hastily]'' [-Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor! -]"''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Well, I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy..."''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''' on Sideshow Bob, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Hail to the Chief... Or He'll Hack You to Pieces."''
-->-- Tagline of ''President's Day'' (2010)

->'''Kinzie Kensington''': The President's words were taken out of context.\\
'''Reporter''': Kinzie, what's the proper context for, and I quote, "I'm the Patron Saint of America, and we should probably look into changing the Pledge of Allegiance into 'One Nation Under Me'?"\\
'''Kinzie Kensington''': [[NonAnswer That's a great question. Jane?]]
-->-- ''Videogame/SaintsRowIV''

->''"Why does ''anyone'' want to be President? [[Music/TearsForFears Everybody wants to rule the world.]]"''
-->-- '''Zartan''', ''Film/GIJoeRetaliation''

->Of all my master schemes to take over the world -- the thousands I killed with my army of robotic suicide squirrels, the millions I spent trying to kill you all with Push n' Eat macaroni in a tube, my even-as-of-yet uncompleted [[KillSat orbital death ray]] -- and all I had to do was ''[[PresidentEvil run for president?!]]'' [[GigglingVillain NYAHAHAHAHAH!!]] I wasn't really even taking all this all that seriously! I even used my real name! '''''YOU VOTED FOR A GUY NAMED "DOCTOR INSANO"!''''' I mean, I know [[LampshadeHanging Lex Luthor won last term]], but I thought that had something to do with Superboy Prime [[CosmicRetcon punching reality]]! I never thought this would work. My election platform was to build a giant robot sawblade that would cut Canada off the top and then attach it to Australia so they wouldn't bother us anymore! My vice president is Literature/FuManchu! ''What the hell is wrong with you people?!'' I'm pretty sure that's not even ''legal''! Oh, man, we are so going to jack this country up beyond repair!
-->-- '''Dr. Insano''', ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''

->''"In a storyline that happened to coincide with [[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon Nixon's]] resignation over the Watergate scandal, ComicBook/CaptainAmerica fights a group of baddies called the Secret Empire who are trying to take over the U.S. by way of nuclear bombs. In Captain America #175, Cap defeats the Secret Empire in Washington, but their leader, Number One, manages to sneak away and hides in the White House... [[DramaticUnmask it's totally Nixon]], and yes, this was his take on Watergate. You know -- ineptly bugging some offices, nuclear obliteration of your own country -- it's really six of one and a half-dozen of the other."''
-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20989_5-disastrous-attempts-at-political-commentary-in-comic-books.html "5 Disastrous Attempts at Political Commentary in Comic Books"]]

->''"[[WouldHurtAChild I will skin your children]] [[ChildEater and eat them.]] Upon finishing, [[HumanResources I shall fashion utensils out of their bones]]."''
-->-- The Letter of '''G.W. (UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington)''', ''Series/MastersOfHorror'', ''The Washingtonians''

->''"This was during the time when ComicBook/LexLuthor was president... [[TakeThat God, I miss the days when that seemed unbelievable]]."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', reviewing ''ComicBook/ActionComics'' #775, 2020

->''"I should have known it was you all the time. I should have asked myself, 'Who's the man so wicked, so cruel, that he could serve smack to the orphanage, kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?' Only one man. That's you, Tricky Dick! So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whupping!"''
-->-- '''Black Dynamite''' to '''UsefulNotes/RichardNixon''', ''Film/BlackDynamite''

->''"Y'know what I said, the day I got unbanned from the Dream SMP? And the day I said I was running? [[TyrantTakesTheHelm An election that I won]], by the way. I said things are gonna change. I looked every citizen of L'Manberg in the eyes and I said, 'You listen to me. This place will be a lot different tomorrow.' Let's start making it happen. My first decree, as the President of L'Manberg, [[LargeHam the EMPEROR, of this GREAT COUNTRY]]! [[TheExile IS TO REVOKE! THE CITIZENSHIP]]! OF WILBUR SOOT AND TOMMYINNIT! GET 'EM OUTTA HERE!"''
-->-- '''Jschlatt''', ''WebVideo/DreamSMP''

->''"As long as I live, I'll never forget the look on that alien's face... squeal Crypto 136, squeal like a pig! And he did damnit! Good times!"''
-->-- '''President Huffman.''', ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans''

->''"All presidents are clearly evil! They're warcrime-committing bastards and I wanna become one of them!"''
-->-- '''Shadow the Hedgehog''', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'', "[[https://youtu.be/W-ZuKp8P7gA Shadow the Hedgehog - Snapcube's Real Time Fandub]]"

->''"The rumors about him weren't an exaggeration in the least. If anything, they didn't exaggerate enough."''
-->-- '''Elie [=MacDowell=]''', on new President of Calvard Roy Gramheart, ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsIntoReverie''

->'''Zesty Lewis:''' Meanwhile, criticalism is piling up near President Performance H. Wilson, who was voted into office for a sixth term, primarily because he promised to kill us all.\\
''(cut to the President speaking at a rally)''\\
'''President Wilson:''' YOU DON'T NEED A BUNCH OF EMPTY PROMISES! HA HA! YOU NEED TO ''DIE!'' DO YOU WANT TO DIE?! ''(the audience cheers)'' I CAN'T HEAR YOU! ''DO YOU WANT TO DIE!?! (audience cheers louder)''\\
'''Lewis:''' President Wilsons approval ratings have gone down steadily since the delays, excepting a small rise when he personally murdered 7,000 people with a hatchet.
-->-- Website/TheOnion, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo Future News From the Year 2137]]"
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