->''"Yes, General, I ''am'' [[RefugeInAudacity masturbating into the American Flag.]] It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used ''you''?"''
--> -- '''President Callahan''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''

->''"The voice of the people must be heard. I am THE PRESIDENT! God bless America. '''God bless ME!'''"''
-->-- '''President Lex Luthor''', SupermanBatmanPublicEnemies

->'''Spoony''': I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is...
->'''Sorceress Edea''': [[ObviouslyEvil ... Lowlifes. Shameless filthy wretches.]]
->'''Spoony''': No! Wrong! Open with a joke or something, you're losing them!
--> -- ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' Part 8

->''"Vote for me, if you want to live."''
--> -- '''President Howard Ackerman''', ''{{Red Alert 3}}''

->''"There's a cancer in the presidency and it's growing."''
-->--'''John Dean''', ''{{Film/Nixon}}'' (1995)

->''"The missiles are flying. Hallelujah. Hallelujah!"''
--> -- '''President Greg Stilson'''. ''Film/TheDeadZone''

->''"Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can ''you'' trust a man like Mayor Quimby? [hastily] [-Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor!-]"''
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Well, I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy..."''
-->--'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Hail to the Chief... Or He'll Hack You to Pieces."''
-->--Tagline of '''''President's Day''''' (2010)

->'''Kinzie Washington''': "The President's words were taken out of context."
->'''Reporter''': "Kinzie, what's the proper context for, and I quote, 'I'm the Patron Saint of America, and we should probably look into changing the Pledge of Allegiance into "One Nation Under Me"'?"
->'''Kinzie Washington''': "That's a great question. Jane?"
-->--'''Videogame/SaintsRowIV'''

->''"Why does ''anyone'' want to be President? [[Music/TearsForFears Everybody wants to rule the world]]."''
-->--''''''Zartan''', ''Film/GIJoeRetaliation''

->''"Of all my master schemes to take over the world, the thousands I killed with my army of robotic suicide squirrels, the millions I spent trying to kill you all with Push n' Eat macaroni in a tube, my even-as-of-yet uncompleted orbital death ray, and all I had to do was run for president?! I wasn't even really taking this all that seriously! I even used my real name! You voted for a guy named '''[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Doctor Insano!]]''' My running mate was '''FuManchu'''! I mean, I know [[LampshadeHanging Lex Luthor won last term]], but I thought that had something to do with Superboy Prime [[CosmicRetcon punching reality]]!"''
--> -- '''Dr. Insano''', ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''

->''"In a storyline that happened to coincide with [[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon Nixon's]] resignation over the Watergate scandal, CaptainAmerica fights a group of baddies called the Secret Empire who are trying to take over the U.S. by way of nuclear bombs. In Captain America #175, Cap defeats the Secret Empire in Washington, but their leader, Number One, manages to sneak away and hides in the White House... [[DramaticUnmask it's totally Nixon]], and yes, this was his take on Watergate. You know -- ineptly bugging some offices, nuclear obliteration of your own country -- it's really six of one and a half-dozen of the other."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20989_5-disastrous-attempts-at-political-commentary-in-comic-books.html "5 Disastrous Attempts at Political Commentary in Comic Books"]]

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