->"Yes, General, I ''am'' masturbating into the American Flag. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used ''you''?"
--> -- '''President Callahan''', ''{{Transmetropolitan}}''

->"Of all my master schemes to take over the world, the thousands I killed with my army of robotic suicide squirrels, the millions I spent trying to kill you all with Push n' Eat macaroni in a tube, my even-as-of-yet uncompleted orbital death ray, and all I had to do was run for president?! I wasn't even really taking this all that seriously! I even used my real name! You voted for a guy named '''Doctor Insano!''' My running mate was '''FuManchu'''! I mean, I know [[LampshadeHanging Lex Luthor won last term]], but I thought that had something to do with Superboy Prime [[CosmicRetcon punching reality]]!"
--> -- '''Dr. Insano''', ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''

->"The people! This's all their fault, and they're gonna burn for it. BURN!"
--> -- '''President Lex Luthor''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' in the middle of a VillainousBreakdown (on the Justice Lord Earth)

->"President?! Do you know how much power I'd have to ''give up'' to be President? That's right, conspiracy buff. I spent $75 million dollars on a fake Presidential campaign, ''all just to tick Superman off''."
-->--- '''"Our" Luthor''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited''

->'''Spoony''': I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is...
->'''Sorceress Edea''': [[ObviouslyEvil ...Lowlifes. Shameless filthy wretches.]]
->'''Spoony''': No! Wrong! Open with a joke or something, you're losing them!
--> -- ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' Part 8

-> ''"Vote for me, if you want to live."''
--> -- '''President Howard Ackerman''', ''{{Red Alert 3}}''

-> ''"The missiles are flying. Hallelujah.Hallelujah!"''
--> -- '''President Greg Stilson'''. ''{{TheDeadZone}}''

->''"Mayor Joe Quimby introduced revolving-door prison systems. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, convicted 3 times of attempted murder. Is this the kind of person you want running your city? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor!"''
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Well, I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I am in favour of his Selma-killing policy..."''
-->--'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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