!! The Rules
->Rule #1: No dying!
->Rule #2: Don't do anything that could send Mommy to prison.
->Rule #3: Don't taunt dieting adults. Your metabolism will turn on you one day too.
->Rule #4: No dynamite.
->Rule #7: Motor vehicles are not toys.
->Rule #8: Clothing is MANDATORY!
->Rule #11: Physics is not your friend.
->Rule #14: Bribes are accepted. Insufficient bribes, however, bring harsher punishment.
->Rule #15: No lifelike or life-sized dolls, replicas, robots etc.
->Rule #16: If there's ever any doubt, yes, you are still grounded.
->Rule #17: Always check with your parents before sharing any family stories.
->Rule #18: No killing.
->Rule #19: We shouldn't have the need to own Geiger counters, dammit!
->Rule #21: All damages you cause are tallied, and you'll be billed for them at a later date.
->Rule #22: Don't use this.
->Rule #24: Exploiting any loopholes won't save you. Parents have the final say.
->Rule #25: It's not allowed. Whatever you were just talking about is not allowed. [[RuleZero This is the all-purpose rule]].
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