->''I'm not a big fan of swearing, which is why I've tried my best to keep it out of the comic for so long, but when I originally wrote Jacob saying "{{oh crap}}", it just didn't seem to convey how absolutely screwed he knows he is.''
-->--'''Michael "Mookie" Terracino''', regarding [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2009-08-28 this part]] of ''DominicDeegan''

->....Clicking towards oblivion.... How long, K9?
->'''INSUFFICIENT DATA'''
->Yeah, you never ''fucking'' know the answer when it's important.
-->--The Doctor and K9 [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcNOVDIjX24&t=4m10s on this]] {{Blooper}} reel of Series/DoctorWho.

->Sell your poison somewhere else. This here arcade belongs to the '''''fucking''''' Batgirl.''
-->--'''Comicbook/{{Batgirl}}''', FrankMiller's ''Comicbook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder''.

->I mean, golly, I don't rightly know myself. But it's sort of one o' them expletives, y'know? Like "heck" or "dang" or... or HOLY #$#*?!!
-->--Fastback, ''Captain Carrot and the Final Ark!''

->This is your ticket outta death... So you have to FUCKING TAKE IT.
-->--Hanna, HannaIsNotABoysName

->Otherwise, shoot ''this'' motherfucker, and let us take our Fraternity of Assassins to heights only reserved for the Gods of men!
-->--MorganFreeman, ''Film/{{Wanted}}''

->"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"
-->--'''Spock''', '''''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome'''''

->"So when Brian Williams is asking me about what's a personal thing that you've done [that's green], and I say, you know, 'Well, I planted a bunch of trees.' And he says, 'I'm talking about personal.' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I fucking changed light bulbs in my house.'"
-->--Current US President BarackObama

->"They know all they'll need to know about that son of a bitch", Rita snapped. It surprised me: I had never her use bad language before. Possibly she never had, either, because she started to blush.
-->--Rita and Series/{{Dexter}} commenting her reaction, ''Dexter in the Dark''

->Don't. Fuck. With Aria.
-->--'''Aria T'loak''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->"I don't say this often, so understand that I really, ''really'' mean it: go fuck yourself."
-->--'''Garrus Vakarian''', FanFic/MassEffectInterregnum

->Well, I'd get set for some weeping if I were you. I'd get set for a world of pain! Misery loves company, young man, and I'm looking to share that with you and your ''whore''!
-->--'''The Mayor''', losing his composure for the first and only time, ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->"It's always nice when you can make [Creator/StevenSpielberg] swear."
-->--'''Creator/MichaelBay'''

->'''Spongebob''': Hey Patrick, what's that word?
->'''Patrick''': Kr-ab-s? Uh, isn't that that red, sweaty guy you work for?
->'''Spongebob''': No, not that word, ''that'' word.
->'''Patrick''': ...[[CensoredForComedy ]]? Oh, I know what that is! That's one of those ''sentence enhancers''! [[ClusterFBomb You just sprinkle on anything you say]], and whamo! You got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!
-->--'''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'''

->"[[UnusualEuphemism Merlin's pants]]"? She must be upset."
-->--'''Ron Weasley''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows''

->"''Oooh'' shit."
-->--'''[[TheSpock Data]]''', ''Film/StarTrekGenerations''

->'''BridgeBunny''': All hands, prepare for underwater combat. Repeat. All hands, prepare for underwater combat.
->'''Rey Za Burrel''': Underwater combat, huh? Better take the Bazooka then.
->'''Lunamaria Hawke''': Underwater combat? Oh, fuck.
-->--'''Actual Dub Dialogue''', ''MobileSuitGundamSeedDestiny''

->I speak for everyone when I say this...[[NiceJobBreakingItHero fuck you,]] ProtonJon.
-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys''

->The short answer to that is "No". The long answer is "Fuck, no".
-->--'''StephenFry''', ''{{QI}}''

->Watch your clever mouth, bitch!
-->--'''Garrosh Hellscream''' to Sylvanas Windrunner, ''WorldOfWarcraft''

->"I...I...I said...FUCK THAT! I am sick and tired of this shit and I'm not going to let it happen any more! I'm done being captured, I'm done falling for every guy I meet, and I'm done taking the backseat in fights! I don't want to heal! I want to kick ass! Starting with YOURS!"
-->--'''Katara''' to Master Pakku, ''WebVideo/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''

->"Okay, Mom, with any subscription you should be careful. With subscriptions that have monthly automatic billing, you should be fucking careful."
-->--'''Tropers/{{Dalek955}}'''

->"Joe, if--if I ever say a dirty word, I want it t-to have meaning. At least if or when I say anything like that, people will know I'm actually upset. It will have power."
-->--'''Joyce Brown''', ''Dumbing of Age''

->"Calm the ''hell'' down!"
-->--'''The Protagonist / Yuu Narukami''', ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''