->"We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan O'Clock."
-->--'''[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p40/ Dan McNinja]]''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->"I'm Tristan Taylor, and for the next five minutes, you guys are officially my bitches!"
-->-- '''Tristan Taylor''', ''WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries''

->"That's my bread and butter you're [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] with."
-->-- '''Charles Foster Ofdensen''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}''

->'''[[BadassGrandpa Iroh]]''': Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname "The Dragon of the West"?.\\
'''Azula''': I'm not interested in a lengthy anecdote, Uncle.\\
'''Iroh''': It's more of a demonstration, really.

->'''[[TheMentor Tenzin]]''': I will ''never'' let you get to [[TheHero Korra]].\\
'''[[BigBad Zaheer]]''': Unfortunately, you don't have a choice.\\
'''Tenzin''': ''Yes, I do.'' (effortlessly [[BlowYouAway airbends]] Zaheer, [[HandicappedBadass Ming-Hua]] and [[MagmaMan Ghazan]] away in one move)

->"Fuck subtle."
-->--'''Harry Dresden''', ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''

->'''Abomination''': What are you going to do about it, Dr. Banner?\\
'''The Hulk''': [[HulkingOut The doctor is out]].

-> For that which you are about to receive, I am truly thankful.
-->--'''Sergeant Schlock''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->"I'm River Song. Check your records again."
-->--'''River Song''', ''Series/DoctorWho''

->"Oy, Russell! Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad."
-->--'''Russell Peters, quoting his father'''

->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyV Exdeath]]:''' So, you offer your life in exchange for theirs?\\
'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV Kain Highwind]]:''' Of course not. I offer ''yours''.
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy Dissidia Duodecim]]''

->"Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee."
-->-- '''Tybalt''', ''WilliamShakespearesRomeoAndJuliet''

->"Be honest. You've been looking forward to this, haven't you?"
-->-- [[spoiler:'''Darquesse''']], ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant''

->"Peace talks have broken down. Now we do it ''our'' way."
-->-- Agent Washington, ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->"It's time for you to die again."
-->--'''Lord Death''', ''Manga/{{Soul Eater}}''

->'''Achievement Unlocked:''' "Heads Will Roll"
-->--'''AsurasWrath''', ''Episode Twelve'', right as [[UnstoppableRage Asura gets pissed.]]

-->--'''Salvador''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->"For Soap."
-->--'''Captain Price''', "Ashes To Ashes", ''VideoGame/ModernWarfare3''

->'''Stan:''' Hey Chocodile, watch where you're going!\\
'''Chocodile:''' ''(Turns with a smirk)'' Oh HELL no.
-->--'''Before Chocodile and Stan fight''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->"Ask yourselves... ''is [[GlowingEyesOfDoom being in here with me what you]] [[ClintSquint truly]] [[GlowingEyesOfDoom desire?]]"''
-->--J'onn J'onzz (ComicBook/MartianManhunter), ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''

->''[[BatterUp WHO YOU CALLIN' SMALL?]]''
-->--'''[[Series/DoctorWho Dorothy "Ace" McShane]]''', prior to [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome beating the crap out of a Dalek]]

->'''Thug''': Don't you see I have a cannon? One move from my hand, and you are obliterated!\\
'''Luke''': Make the move.

->'''Gokai Red (Captain Marvelous)''': Let's make this showy.

->"[[BadassPacifist Nobody wants to talk things out anymore... disappointing. Well, we will do things the hard way, then.]]"
-->--'''[[ComicBook/AntMan Dr Henry Pym]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes''

->'''Jotaro''': (to High Priestess) I, Kujo Jotaro, will pulpsonally....\\
'''Jotaro''': I messed it up.\\
'''Kakyoin''': Jotaro, what are you doing?\\
'''Jotaro''': One more chance, please!\\
'''Kakyoin''': Please hurry up!\\
'''Jotaro''': (to High Priestess) I, Kujo Jotaro, will personally beat you to a pulp!

->'''[[TheGoodPrince Valerian]]''': Be careful Kerrigan, [[TheEmperor my father]] [[CrazyPrepared will have made every precaution]] to ensure no one reaches [[spoiler:[[TheHero Commander Raynor]]]].\\
'''Kerrigan''': He's not prepared for ''[[OneManArmy me]]''.

->"I'm going to break you. [...] Like a Kit-Kat bar"
-->--'''Goku''' to '''Frieza''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged''

->"Time to dive into the fireworks"
-->--'''Solo Wing Pixy''', ''VideoGame/AceCombatZeroTheBelkanWar''

->'''Agent Powers:''' Sorry, but you've got a flight to catch.
->'''Stan's Watch:''' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: [[Gravity Screw anomaly in progress ]]
->'''Stan:''' Oh yeah? So do you.
-->--'''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''', ''Not What He Seems''

->"I'm not playing God. [[IAmNotLeftHanded All this time, I've been playing human.]]"
-->--'''ComicBook/IronMan''', ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''

->"I have no idea how the fuck Iím going to do it, but Iím going to make you regret that."
-->--'''[[VillainProtagonist Skitter]]''' to '''Mannequin''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->"Get out of my house."
-->--'''Superman''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueGodsAndMonsters''

->"Daddy's home, you pricks!"
-->--'''Michael [=DeSanta=]''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''

->''(hits hi-hat)'' Oh, what's that? A bell? ''Time for school.''
-->--'''[[Music/DaveGrohl Dave Grohl]]''', ''Series/TheMuppets''

->''"You know... she said evil didn't look like anything, or that it looked like a lot of things... But ''I'' think it looks like ''you.''"''
-->--'''Shadowchild''', ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}''

->"it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... [[spoiler: '''Should be burning in hell''']] "
-->-- [[spoiler:''' [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Sans]]''' at the end of the Genocide route]], ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

->'''Ajax:''' You can grow back body parts now, Wade. But when I'm done with you, body parts are gonna have to grow back you.
->'''Deadpool:''' [[SarcasmMode Good one.]] ''(turns to the camera)'' [[SincerityMode Yup, that was a good one.]]
-->-- '''Film/{{Deadpool}}'''

->"Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm afraid this way doesn't lead to Venom. This way only leads...to your annihilation!
-->-- [[spoiler:'''The Attack Carrier pilot''']], ''VideoGame/StarFoxZero''