->"Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of [[PlayerCharacter you]] killing ''[[SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS her]]'', and I'm not going to make the same mistakes! Four part plan is this: one, no portal surfaces. Two, start the [[DeadlyGas neurotoxin]] IMMEDIATELY! Three, bomb-proof shields, for me! Leading right into number four, bombs. For throwing at you. Yanno what? This plan is SO good, I'm gonna give you a sporting chance... [[HopeSpot And turn off the neurotoxin]]! [[ILied I'm joking, of course]]. '''Goodbye.'''
-->-- '''[[spoiler: Wheatley]]''', ''Videogame/Portal2''

->"I kick arse for the Lord!"
-->-- '''Fr. Jon Magruder,''', ''Film/BrainDead''

->"We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan O'Clock."
-->-- '''[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p40/ Dan McNinja]]''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->"I'm Tristan Taylor, and for the next five minutes, you guys are officially my bitches!"
-->-- '''Tristan Taylor''', ''WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries''

->"That's my bread and butter you're [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] with."
-->-- '''Charles Foster Ofdensen''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}''

->'''[[BadassGrandpa Iroh]]''': Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname "The Dragon of the West"?.\\
'''Azula''': I'm not interested in a lengthy anecdote, Uncle.\\
'''Iroh''': It's more of a demonstration, really.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

-> "''(panting)'' Okay... ''(picks up a rock)'' Okay! O...'''KAY!'''"
-->-- '''Lars''', before leaping on top of a robonoid, ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

->'''[[TheMentor Tenzin]]''': I will ''never'' let you get to [[TheHero Korra]].\\
'''[[BigBad Zaheer]]''': Unfortunately, you don't have a choice.\\
'''Tenzin''': ''Yes, I do.'' (effortlessly [[BlowYouAway airbends]] Zaheer, [[HandicappedBadass Ming-Hua]] and [[MagmaMan Ghazan]] away in one move)
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''

->"Fuck subtle."
-->-- '''Harry Dresden''', ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''

->'''Abomination''': What are you going to do about it, Dr. Banner?\\
'''The Hulk''': [[HulkingOut The doctor is out]].
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk''

-> For that which you are about to receive, I am truly thankful.
-->-- '''Sergeant Schlock''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Dalek:''' Records indicate you will show mercy. You are an associate of the Doctor's.
->'''River:''' I'm River Song. Check your records again.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

->"Oy, Russell! Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad."
-->-- '''Russell Peters''', quoting his father

->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyV Exdeath]]:''' So, you offer your life in exchange for theirs?\\
'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV Kain Highwind]]:''' Of course not. I offer ''yours''.
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy Dissidia Duodecim]]''

->"Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee."
-->-- '''Tybalt''', ''Film/WilliamShakespearesRomeoAndJuliet''

->"Be honest. You've been looking forward to this, haven't you?"
-->-- [[spoiler:'''Darquesse''']], ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant''

->"Peace talks have broken down. Now we do it ''our'' way."
-->-- '''Agent Washington''', ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->"It's time for you to die again."
-->-- '''Lord Death''', ''Manga/{{Soul Eater}}''

->'''Achievement Unlocked:''' "Heads Will Roll"
-->-- ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath'', ''Episode Twelve'', right as [[UnstoppableRage Asura gets pissed.]]

-->-- '''Salvador''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->"For Soap."
-->-- '''Captain Price''', "Ashes To Ashes", ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyModernWarfare3''

->'''Mercenary Pilot:''' Lieutenant Sykes cease your approach, we will open fire!
->'''Gavin:''' Your boss killed my Captain and [[SlaveLiberation enslaved my people.]] He will be brought to justice.
-->-- ''Moments before the Lieutenant single-handedly wins a 6 on 1 dogfight'', ''Star Wars Episode 1: Battle for Naboo''.

->'''Stan:''' Hey Chocodile, watch where you're going!\\
'''Chocodile:''' ''(Turns with a smirk)'' Oh HELL no.
-->-- '''Before Chocodile and Stan fight''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->"Ask yourselves... ''is [[GlowingEyesOfDoom being in here with me what you]] [[ClintSquint truly]] [[GlowingEyesOfDoom desire?]]"''
-->-- '''J'onn J'onzz''' (ComicBook/MartianManhunter), ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''

->''[[BatterUp WHO YOU CALLIN' SMALL?]]''
-->-- '''[[Series/DoctorWho Dorothy "Ace" McShane]]''', prior to [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome beating the crap out of a Dalek]]

->'''Thug''': Don't you see I have a cannon? One move from my hand, and you are obliterated!\\
'''Luke''': [[BringIt Make the move.]]
-->-- ''ComicBook/LuckyLuke''

->'''Gokai Red (Captain Marvelous)''': Let's make this showy.
-->-- ''Series/KaizokuSentaiGokaiger''

->"[[BadassPacifist Nobody wants to talk things out anymore... disappointing. Well, we will do things the hard way, then.]]"
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/AntMan Dr Henry Pym]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes''

->'''Jotaro''': (to High Priestess) I, Kujo Jotaro, will pulpsonally....\\
'''Jotaro''': I messed it up.\\
'''Kakyoin''': Jotaro, what are you doing?\\
'''Jotaro''': One more chance, please!\\
'''Kakyoin''': Please hurry up!\\
'''Jotaro''': (to High Priestess) I, Kujo Jotaro, will personally beat you to a pulp!
-->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

->'''[[TheGoodPrince Valerian]]''': Be careful Kerrigan, [[TheEmperor my father]] [[CrazyPrepared will have made every precaution]] to ensure no one reaches [[spoiler:[[TheHero Commander Raynor]]]].\\
'''Kerrigan''': He's not prepared for ''[[OneManArmy me]]''.
-->-- ''VideoGame/StarcraftIIHeartOfTheSwarm''

->'''Vegeta:''' Don't you understand!? If it didn't grant my wish, then I'm not immortal, and Freeza's going to... g-going to...
->'''Freeza:''' Oh no, don't mind me! By all means; ''give me some ideas. ''

->"I'm going to break you. [...] Like a Kit-Kat bar"
-->-- '''Goku''' to '''Frieza''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Goku''': "Not going anywhere for a while? [...] Grab a Snickers."
->'''Cooler''': "I can't help but feel we're both missing some context here."
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Revenge of Cooler Abridged]]''

->"You know, it might sound weird, but I kinda liked [[HealingFactor the old arm]] better. Oh, well. I'll just have to ''break it in.''"
-->--'''Perfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->"Time to dive into the fireworks"
-->-- '''Solo Wing Pixy''', ''VideoGame/AceCombatZeroTheBelkanWar''

->'''Agent Powers:''' Sorry, but you've got a flight to catch.
->'''Stan's Watch:''' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: [[Gravity Screw anomaly in progress ]]
->'''Stan:''' Oh yeah? So do you.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', ''Not What He Seems''

->'''Stan:''' Look at me. ''TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME, YA ONE-EYED DEMON!''\\
''(Bill turns)''\\
'''Stan:''' You're a real wise guy, but ya made one fatal mistake. ''[[PapaWolf You messed with my family]].''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', ''Weirdmageddon Part 3: Take Back the Falls''

->"I'm not playing God. [[IAmNotLeftHanded All this time, I've been playing human.]]"
-->-- '''ComicBook/IronMan''', ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''

->'''Skitter''': [[IronicEcho You were right, Armsmaster.]]\\
'''Armsmaster''': Of course.\\
'''Skitter''': This was over from the moment we stepped into the room.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->"I have no idea how the fuck Iím going to do it, but Iím going to make you regret that."
-->-- '''[[VillainProtagonist Skitter]]''' to '''Mannequin''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->"Get out of my house."
-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueGodsAndMonsters''

->"Daddy's home, you pricks!"
-->-- '''Michael [=DeSanta=]''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''

->''(hits hi-hat)'' Oh, what's that? A bell? ''Time for school.''
-->-- '''[[Music/DaveGrohl Dave Grohl]]''', ''Series/TheMuppets''

->''"You know... she said evil didn't look like anything, or that it looked like a lot of things... But ''I'' think it looks like ''you.''"''
-->-- '''Shadowchild''', ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}''

->"it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... [[spoiler: '''Should be burning in hell.''']]"
-->-- [[spoiler:''' [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Sans]]''' at the end of the Genocide route]], ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

->'''Ajax:''' You can grow back body parts now, Wade. But when I'm done with you, body parts are gonna have to grow back you.
->'''Deadpool:''' [[SarcasmMode Good one.]] ''(turns to the camera)'' [[SincerityMode Yup, that was a good one.]]
-->-- ''Film/{{Deadpool 2016}}''

->"Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm afraid this way doesn't lead to Venom. This way only leads...to your annihilation!"
-->-- [[spoiler:'''The Attack Carrier pilot''']], ''VideoGame/StarFoxZero''

->"Feel the wrath of my divine lightning, and plummet into the bowels of hell, burning in its unending flames!"
-->-- '''YHVH''', right before the final battle, ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiII''

->"This is the first time I have ever had to fight at full power. I might not be able to hold back. Apologies in advance."
-->-- [[spoiler:'''Stephen''']], right after becoming the strongest boss in the game, ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIVApocalypse''

-> Zorin, was it? Listen, Zorin, this whole fucking place is my house. You ain't the queen vampire bitch here; I am. And you know what we Brits always say: ''God. Save. The Queen.''
-->--'''Seras Victoria''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->"I have come... [[OneSceneWonder to deliver the most awesome scene in the movie]]."
-->--'''Darth Vader''', ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' ''Film/RogueOne'' review

->"The fat lady is singing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
-->--'''Madame de Garderobe''', ''Film/BeautyAndTheBeast2017''

->"[[VillainousBreakdown I will have you all in my teeth!]]"
-->--'''Shere Khan''', ''Film/TheJungleBook2016''

->'''Orc Leader''': We're going to rip you apart into a bunch u' pieces, and then we're going to [[CutYourHeartOutWithASpoon take those pieces and rip them apart into even more pieces]]!
->'''Ashi''': ''[[BringIt I'm waiting.]]''

->"This is the end of the road, Galvatron."
-->-- '''Rodimus Prime''', ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie''

->"I don't want any trouble!"
-->--'''Creator/JackieChan''', in almost every movie he's ever been in

->'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}}:''' Bloody Nass! That ship was custom built! The things I did just to pay for it...!\\
'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Don't worry... You'll pay for them ALL.
-->-- ''ComicBook/RedDaughterOfKrypton''

->You want to open the Hellmouth? Make my day, punks!
-->-- '''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''', ''Fanfic/TheVampireOfSteel''