->''In most versions of TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons, you're among the best of the best when you hit the twentieth level.''\\
''In TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}, [[YouHaveResearchedBreathing you can finally successfully piss]].''
-->--[[http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml Review of FATAL]], Darren [=MacLennan=] and Jason Sartin, [[http://www.rpg.net RPGNet]]

->''"What kind of powerup is moist beam?!"''
-->--'''Blue Lazer Commander''', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ccdo7.html Cheat Commandos Two-Part Episode, Part 1]]

->'''Narrator''': The magic reveals hidden treasure chests.\\
'''Arino''': Is that all it does?
-->--''VideoGame/GhostsNGoblins'' episode, ''Series/RetroGameMaster''

->''It's [[ThatOneIndex THAT]] powerup! It has a different name in every game... and it's the last thing you wanna see on your screen because if you know that if you touch it, you will lose the weapon that you've been building up for 30 minutes and you'll have to start all over!''
-->--'''Website/ScrewAttack''''s Top Five Best (and Worst) Power Ups, on #2 worst

->''Imagine calling your friends over to display them your brand new collection of explosive fireworks that shot up five-hundred feet into the air and make a huge colorful cock in the sky. Naturally, everyone is super excited to see it, so you take your sweet time setting it up, everyone is bored out of their skulls, there's definitely not enough alcohol for everyone to sit patiently through this, and once your finally done and ready to launch, the fireworks start making farting noises, spinning on the ground, and [[ShootTheShaggyDog shooting side-ways into the neighbor's dog]]. And that is the experience of summoning [[CoolButInefficient Divine fucking Neos]].''
-->--'''WebVideo/Rank10YGO''', on [[http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_HERO_Divine_Neos Elemental Hero Divine Neos]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q7XCi3CmHs Legacy of the Worthless - Neos]]

-> ''Sometimes the Old Gods' corruptions [[LovecraftianSuperpower gives you power untold]], sometimes you get +1 Attack. We can’t all be winners in the Eldritch lottery.''
-->--'''Twisted Worgen's''' FlavorText, VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft

-> ''"Exeggutor's legs do it little good. This is one instance in which evolution may not be such a good idea!"''
-->-- An official strategy guide for ''VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue''

->''"Allows the wearer to transform into an invincible box. The costume transforms between fox and box [[PowerIncontinence when it feels like it]]".''
-->-- Description of the "Box Fox" costume, ''VideoGame/BalanWonderworld''
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