->''"I just realized, I can [[{{Intangibility}} get into your house]] ''whenever I want!''"''
-->-- '''Sock''' to Jonathan, ''Webcomic/WelcomeToHell''

->'''A Fan:''' Oda-sensei. Since Luffy is a [[RubberMan Gomu Human]], does that mean his penis can stretch, too?\\
'''Creator/EiichiroOda:''' [[WordOfGod His penis can stretch too.]]\\\
'''Another Fan:''' Yo! This is the first time we've talked, Ei-chan. (Ehehe!) I'm so SHY! So anyway, I have a question. "Buggy the Clown" can split himself in pieces, right? So of course, he can also do that DOWN THERE, if you know what I mean... I can't say any more. I won't let you say any more. Don't draw anything until you answer this question!!\\
'''Eiichiro Oda:''' His penis can fly too.
-->-- ''Manga/OnePiece'', SBS Volume 8 and 12

->Somehow integrate her supernatural abilities into our sex life. Really... is there any other answer?
-->-- '''I_Am_A_Spoon''', when asked in a [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.249096-You-just-found-out-your-Spouse-Girlfriend-is-a-Supernatural-Creature-What-do-you-do forum poll]] how he would react to discovering that his girlfriend is a [[MagicalGirlfriend supernatural creature]]

->''"I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies."''
-->-- '''Creator/BenAffleck'''

->'''Clark:''' In the last few months, I've been [[SuperHearing hearing things]], you know? Things I couldn't before, like -- like over there. Jenny's telling Pete Ross her folks are going out tonight.\\
'''Lana:''' That little tart! You heard that?\\
'''Clark:''' And I can see things too, like in the gym. Ms. Stevenson's inside, putting up decorations for the dance. Somebody should be holding that ladder.\\
'''Lana:''' You're saying you can [[XRayVision see through walls]]? So how many times have you peeked into the girl's locker room, huh?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries''

->''"An invisible boy in the girls' locker room. Why didn't I think of that?"''
-->-- '''Terry''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''

->'''Pete:''' Did you ever use your X-ray vision to look in the girl's locker room?\\
'''Clark:''' I never use my powers for personal gain.\\
'''Pete:''' Clark...\\
'''Clark:''' Okay. Maybe once.
-->-- ''Series/{{Smallville}}''

->''"Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room."''
-->-- '''Xander''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->'''Thursday Next:''' I assure you I'm not going to the [[RealLife Real World]] for the sex.\\
'''Professor Plum:''' When tourism was permitted, many visitors used it for little else.
-->-- ''[[Literature/ThursdayNext One of Our Thursdays is Missing]]''

->'''Reggie:''' I guess if you only got stuck with one power, {{invisibility}} isn't so bad.\\
'''Delsin:''' No kidding, right? I've been planning what I would do if I could turn invisible since I hit puberty.\\
'''Reggie:''' ...Aaand this conversation is now over.
-->-- ''VideoGame/InFamousSecondSon''

->''"And he immediately defiles the holy gift given to him."''
-->-- '''Mike Nelson''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E03ThePumaman The Pumaman]]"

->''"You know, I think you ought to get [Brodie] some help. He seems to be really hung up on superheroes' sex organs."''
-->-- '''Creator/StanLee''', ''Film/{{Mallrats}}''

->''"The {{invisibility cloak}}: Over 1001 uses, several of them non-perv-related."''
-->-- '''Mike Nelson''', ''Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}'', on ''Film/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban''

->1366. I will not use the mass suggestion spell to make [[GirlOnGirlIsHot the elf babes make out]].
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->''Mmmm... remote viewing, it's a beautiful thing!''
-->-- '''[[AntiHero Shinji]]''' right after using his PsychicPowers to spy on Asuka as she is undressing, ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''

->This creates a little hidey hole invisible from the outside world perfect for storing weapons, valuable Bequests or bringing boyfriends you don't want your mother to know about.
-->-- Description of the Through the Looking Glass Charm, ''TabletopGame/PrincessTheHopeful''

->They had been fumbling lovers for an hour. But now? Now she knew what it was to be "fulfilled." Indeed, she knew that if Yulian willed it he could fill her to bursting -- [[NotHyperbole literally]]! A chuckle rose in his throat, formed on his lips like a bubble of bile. Oh, yes, for [[BlobMonster the Other]] wasn't the only one who could [[VoluntaryShapeshifting put out pseudopod extensions of himself]]!
-->-- ''Literature/{{Necroscope}} II: Wamphyri''

->We remind you again to stop horsing around with the AugmentedReality machine. It is an expensive and ground-breaking piece of equipment. Cease turning it into a puerile game. Also, the custodians have again complained about the mess left after Friday night's use of the AR machine's "Adult" program. Please, show the custodians ([[{{Squick}} as well as the walls, floors, and furniture]]) all due respect and decorum.
-->-- A memo from the Orochi Group, ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->''"And incidentally, if you'll allow me to be crude, Dawson's [[TheEmpath symphatic diagnoser]] came in handy in the bedroom. His implant received pleasurable sensations, too. So if his girlfriend slipped on that transmitting blue hairnet and he tuned in his little implant nubbin, he didn't just feel what he was feeling, but also felt what ''she'' was feeling. Son of a bitch was experiencing male and female orgasms ''[[TheImmodestOrgasm at the same time]].''"''
-->-- '''Rolo Haynes''', ''Series/BlackMirror'', "[[Recap/BlackMirrorBlackMuseum Black Museum]]"

->"[[GeneticMemory Through my father's line and the others]], I have [[MentalTimeTravel gone right back]] to the House of Atreus."\\
"Such an illustrious line!"\\
"With its fair share of fools."\\
''Distraction is what I need,'' he thought.\\
Would it be a tour through sexual dalliances and exploits, then?\\
"You have no idea what internal orgies are available to me! I am the ultimate voyeur -- participant(s) and observer(s)."
-->-- ''Literature/GodEmperorOfDune''

->Every time someone comes up with a new invention, someone will [[TheRuleOfFirstAdopters immediately work out a way to get sex involved]]. As soon as the camera was invented, I can personally guarantee that the first film ever developed included at least two pictures of the inventor's girlfriend, naked. I can remember when polaroid cameras hit the shops. All right guys, what's the first thing you thought? "You don't have to send the film to the chemist. They can be as saucy as you want." [[ImAManICantHelpIt It's pathetic, but it's what we're like. It's a guy thing]]. I guarantee that if a guy invents invisibility at midday, [[InvisibleJerkass he'll be in the ladies' showers at the local leisure centre by one o'clock]].\\
This concept was demonstrated perfectly when Professor Blofish, prior to his dismissal from Imperial College, finally perfected his "Spanner Scanner" -- a device which allowed the events occurring in a previous timespan in a given location to be viewed again. Due to the limitations of the power supply at the time, the device could only replay events that had transpired during the last two milliseconds. [[TheOmniscient This effectively allowed you to view everything in the world, almost as it occurred]]. Professor Blofish was forced to resign from the faculty when he was found alone, giggling and foaming at the mouth, viewing a female biochemistry student's room.
-->-- ''The Log'', by Creator/CraigCharles

->''"This Scout [[BioAugmentation plasmid]] is great! Be somewhere you ain't -- tough to get yer head around, huh? But [[AstralProjection the ol' skin and bones takes a load off while the mind goes for a stroll]]. I can see whatever I want, wherever I want. Gonna splice up with Scout, then head down to the ladies' dressing rooms at the Adonis Resort... heh heh heh!"''
-->-- '''Tommy Hanrahan''', ''VideoGame/BioShock2''

->''"With invisibility, you could spy on people while they're... [[UnusualEuphemism inking their Splat Zone]]."''
-->-- '''Marina''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''

->'''Julian:''' You know, when they developed that [[ElectronicTelepathy telepathy]] system I don't think they had this application in mind.\\
'''Tessa:''' ''[with mouth full]'' ''I doubt that. For every invention or technological advancement ever made, someone's first thought was [[TheRuleOfFirstAdopters "how can I use this for porn?"]]''
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{SSDD}}''

->'''Superman:''' The Antarctic camouflages Kryptonian crystal tech far better than cacti, but next time you catch a chill, give me a holler. I'll warm you.\\
'''Lois Lane:''' You wouldn't use your heat vision on me, would you, Superman?\\
'''Superman:''' No, just the x-ray.\\
'''Lois:''' You're bad!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanDoomsday''

->They hadn't even suspected that Bran might be capable of even the simplest forms of lust, as if [[WheelchairWoobie losing the use of his legs]] had made him a eunuch... though he could certainly thank [[AlphaBitch Sansa]] for starting that particular rumour. They didn't know how many times [[TheOmniscient he'd observed the rutting that played out across his city]], or the dozens of shadowy dalliances performed in the Red Keep; they didn't know [[{{Telepathy}} the ideas he'd poured into their heads]], spurring them on to greater heights of depravity; they didn't know how many times [[DemonicPossession he'd allowed himself entry into the minds of lovers]], making himself giver or receiver -- or both -- at will.
-->-- ''Fanfic/IlLogicalConclusions: [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13558817/6/Il-Logical-Conclusions Chapter 6]]''

->''"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Don Cherry and [[FightingSpirit this]] is my Dirty Work. Its power is to create invisible blades. It's quite good for undressing ladies without those nasty pick-up lines. Be careful now."''
-->-- '''Don Cherry''', ''VideoGame/JojosBizarreAdventureThe7thStandUser''

->''On a warm summer day\\
The doctor went away\\
To a place where he could make it real\\
His assistant's hips were nice\\
So he cloned her once or twice\\
Now his hips are aching, what a deal!''
-->-- '''Music/{{Helloween}}''', "Dr. Stein"

->'''Mark:''' There's gotta be like a world of like, sexual spells in Harry Potter. Like pornography spells. There has to be. Like erectile dysfunction is not a thing in Harry Potter. If you can make someone turn into a cat, you can make their dick bigger.\\
'''Ethan:''' "Engorgio" is the spell to make things bigger. You '''know''' they've been using that on their dicks.
-->-- ''WebVideo/UnusAnnus'', ''Mark and Ethan Learn About The Human Body''
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