->'''Evan:''' Oh my god, Jill and Hank. ''Jank!'' Jank is back! That's hilarious. Hey. We made a pretty good team. We should have a combo name, in fact. Evan and Divya--Evadivs. Eva... that's weak. Divya and Evan... Divyan. Divyan?
->'''Divya:''' Okay, here's one. Divya... and Idiot. Diddiot.
->'''Evan:''' Not bad.
--> -- ''Series/RoyalPains'', "Astraphobia"

->Creator/BradPitt and Creator/AngelinaJolie, known to their friends as 'Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie', and to absolutely no-one as "Brangelina" except the writers of rubbish magazines.
-->--''Radio/TheNowShow Book of Records'', "Most Irritating Made Up Nickname"

->Creator/{{Chris|Colfer}} and I have discussed this, and we've decided that "Kurtofsky" sounds like a mean, famous male Russian ballerina.
-->-- '''Creator/MaxAdler''' on fan-fiction

->'''Attendee:''' My question is "Bartie or Brittana", and it's for the entire cast.
->'''{{Music/Darren Criss}}:''' Those are ship names, for the non-nerds on the - at the table.
-->-- ''Comic-Con 2011 panel''

->"Zaang" and "Kataang" sound like sound effects I would hear in an episode of Series/{{Highlander}}. "Topokka" sounds like a Franchise/{{Pokemon}}. And I'm pretty sure "Zoph" is Hebrew for something.
--> -- ''Website/TelevisionWithoutPity'' poster '''Chrysaor''' about ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' couple names.


->'''Howard:''' Raj and I entered Sheldon's information on a dating site and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.\\
'''Penny:''' Oh my God! [[ShipperOnDeck Sheldon and Amy!]]\\
'''Howard:''' Or as we call them, Shamy.\\
'''Penny:''' ''(squeal)'' Shamy, I am ''so'' digging the Shamy!
-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->'''Penny:''' So, how are the Shamy?\\
'''Amy:''' Shamy?\\
'''Sheldon:''' A childish portmanteau of our names. Sheldon, Amy. Shamy.\\
'''Amy:''' Oh. I don't like that, don't call us that.\\
'''Penny:''' So what's new?\\
'''Amy:''' Well just now I learned you call us Shamy and I don't like that.
-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->"Oh, don't even start, "Tarla" or "Curk" or whatever you're calling this two-headed judgmental freak-show."
-->-- '''Dr Cox''', ''{{Series/Scrubs}}''

->"You really think we can trust, uh, "Megstiel"?''
-->-- '''Dean''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Goodbye Stranger"

->'''Sam:''' ''[on "Destiel"]'' I don't understand.\\
'''Dean:''' Me neither!\\
'''Sam:''' I mean, shouldn't it be..."Deastiel"?\\
'''Dean:''' Really? ''That's'' your issue with this?
-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Fan Fiction"

->...[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} this]] is the same fandom that had the opportunity to name a ship “harley davidson” and went with davejade.
-->-- Blogger '''fishprincessfeferi''' [[http://fishprincessfeferi.tumblr.com/post/83130937354/why-do-they-call-it-erifef-when-you-can-call-it here]]

->The two [Republican] front-runners, Cruz and Trump, of course, are known by their celebrity couple name - "Crump."
-->- ''Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert''

->"Our names go really well together. Our couple name is 'Heactor'. It's like Hector, but with an extra 'a'."
-->-- '''Heather''', ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend''

->Now Shadow & Amy-- ''those two'' are a cute couple! I do wonder what their "shipping name" would be though... Shadamy? Amadow? Shadose? Shamy? Sheboygan? Shamalamadingdong? Sha--
-->-- Letters Section of ''[[ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics Sonic Universe]]''

->'''UsefulNotes/QueenVictoria:''' We were a real celebrity pair. Was first Queen Vic,\\
'''Prince Albert:''' First Albert,\\
'''Victoria:''' Square,\\
'''Albert:''' The press watched every smile and flirt,\\
'''Victoria:''' Called us Alboria, but I preferred Vicbert.
-->--''Series/HorribleHistories''

->"[[HomosexualReproduction Fredrick and Edward had a baby named Fredward.]] Fredrick and Edward loved their gentle son. Fredrick...was the world's only [[MisterSeahorse PREGNANT MAAAAAAN!]] Edward...[[MamasBabyPapasMaybe might not have been the one]].\\
Fredrick and Edward had a son named Fredward! Max and Clark had a son named Mark! Aldo and Rex had a son named Alex, Bob and Ringo had a son named Bingo, Zack and Deke had a son named Zeke. Bill and Jeff had a son named Biff. John and Mason had a son named Jason, Karl and Burt had a son named Kurt. Reed and Johnny had a son named Ronny. Chris and Al had a son named Cal. Clark and Biff had a son named Cliff. Walter and Bill had a son named Will. Bill and Kurt had a son named Burt. Burt and Robby had a son named Bobby, Fred and Bill had a son named Phil. Jack and Ronny had a son named Johnny, Rich and Andy had a son named Randy, Mick and Jack had a son named Mac. Hugh and Gordon had a son named Hugo, Matt and Rick had a son named Mick. Mel and Alvin had a son named Melvin, Jack and Bo had a son named Joe. Clark and Jasper had a son named Casper, Sam and Randy had a son named Sandy, George and Harold had a son named Gerald. Biff and Chuck had a son named Buck. Nate and Rick had a son named Nick. Nick and Ted had a son named Ned. Clark and Ray had a son named Clay. Bo and Larry had a son named Barry. Ray and Paco had a son named Rocco, Ben and Lee had a son named Bentley, Rocco and Dusty had a son named Rusty. Rusty and Alf had a son named Ralph. Tom and Ed had a son named Ted. John and Ted had a son named Jed. Ron and Cory had a son named Rory, Rory and Tex had a son named Rex. Burt and Morris had a son named Boris and...
-->-- The Fredward song from ''Film/StingraySam''

->'''Simmons''': He's Grif.\\
'''Grif''': He's Simmons.\\
'''Simmons''': And together we are Grimmons!\\
'''Grif''': [[FandomNod Is that what people call us?]]
-->--'''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgX-IOyDOsE Q vs. A announcement]]
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