->"-Maybe in Japan, having a little moustache like that makes you really cool.\\
-Somebody needs to tell them that over here, it means you're a math teacher."
-->--[[Webcomic/PennyArcade Tycho and Gabe]] on [[Videogame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots Solid Snake's]] [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/5/12/ new look]]

->"Only three kinds of people are allowed to use thick mustaches: porn stars, [[Music/{{Queen}} Freddie Mercury]] and [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]."
-->--''Ralph'' magazine's review of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy''

->''"Being a black woman in this country has made things a bit harder for me. Now, I can't change the way I look, nor would I want to. But you--you're young, you're white, you're male... Now, honey, why you wanna flush all that down the toilet by making yourself look like Freddie Mercury circa 1980?"''
-->-- '''Catherine Duke''', ''Series/NewsRadio''

->'''"Don't know how [=Capt MacMillan=] never ordered Price's Dick Tickler neutralized..."''
-->-- '''John "Soap" [=MacTavish=]''' and his thoughts on Price's 'stache, ''Soap's Journal''

->'''Michael''': Look at my police 'stache.\\
'''Gavin''': He's basically wearing his badge right here.\\
'''Michael''': Guess what, you didn't know. ''(holds finger across his upper lip)'' I'm a cop!
-->--'''Creator/AchievementHunter''', playing ''VideoGame/AWayOut''

->"Fourteen years pass, and we know this because Luis Fernando has grown a [[TimePassageBeard stunning 'stache]] that looks like it's made out of flat ironed pubic hairs."
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSJDgREaeVs Telenovelas Are Hell]]: Series/MariaLaDelBarrio''

->''"That's not just a mustache. That's a porn star relief pitcher."''
-->-- '''Nick''', ''Series/NewGirl''
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