-->''[[TitleDrop I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!]] '''*TOOT!*'''\\
[[EarWorm I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!]] '''*TOOT!*'''\\
[[IAmWhatIAm I yam what yam,]]\\
And that's ALL wot I yam\\
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man! '''*toot toot*'''\\\
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man! '''*TOOT!*'''\\
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!\\
[[SuperStrength I'm strong to the finich,]]\\
[[PowerUpFood 'Cause I eats me spinach,]]\\
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man! '''*toot toot*'''\\\
[[MemeticBadass I'm one tough gazookas,]]\\
What hates all palookas,\\
What ain't on the up and square!\\
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em,\\
[[CurbStompBattle And always out-roughs 'em,]]\\
[[CantGetAwayWithNuthin And none of em gets nowhere!]]\\
[[TemptingFate If anyone dasses to risk me fisks,]]\\
[[KarmicDeath It's buff and its wham, understan'?]] '''*TOOT!*'''\\
So keep good behavior,\\
That's your one lifesaver,\\
With Popeye the Sailor Man!\\\
[[CrowningMusicOfAwesome I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!]] '''*TOOT!*'''\\
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!\\
I'm strong to the finich,\\
Cause I eats me spinach,\\
[[CharacterTitle I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!]]'' '''*TOOT!*'''
-->--The iconic Popeye theme song.