-->'''Derpy the Muffin Terrorist:''' "> Humanity is an extremely emotionally-driven species. Sad but true." ''(Picture of a fake poster with a number of 'reasons' to ban Dihydrogen Monoxide ''[[DontExplainTheJoke aka water.]]'')'' \\
'''Rocktavia''': "> Dihydrogen Monoxide" ''(Picture of Rainbow Dash Upending a table)'' \\
'''Mondo''': "I know, right? That shit's dangerous! I can't believe the amount some people ingest every day! it's a wonder they're still alive!" \\
'''!![=BigMac=] (Hawkeye Pierce)''': "Hey bro, excess exposure to Diydrogen Monoxide has been known to result in ''death''. That shit needs to be regulated, man." \\
'''Derpy The Muffin Terrorist''': "Hehehe... It will kill us all if we don't ban it!"
-->'''Rocktavia''': "And your children ''bathe'' in it! My god, people - think of the children!" \\
'''Derpy the Muffin Terrorist''': "Ahyep. Dihydrogen Monoxide. It will end you."
--->— '''Excerpt From a '''[[https://dl.dropbox.com/u/20511506/Video%20Game%20Debate.png Video Game ban debate]] '''on /chat/ following the Sandy Hook School shooting.'''

-->"I always saw it as [[BlatantLies Ponychan and /mlp/ being brothers]]. We piss each other off, we give each other shit, we fight over the stupidest crap, [[BlatantLies and if any jackflank dares fuck with one they better not expect the other to go easy on them]]."
---> — '''[[CloudCuckoolander Anonymous]] poster on the relationship between /mlp/ and Ponychan.'''

-->"Mommy /b/ always loved us best, while daddy /co/ beat us. /mlp/ looked up to daddy as a role model, but we grew out our hair and dropped out of school like our hippie mother."
---> — '''Admiral "Miracle" Yang Wenli on the relationship between /mlp/ and Ponychan.'''

-->"Ponychan means family. And family means nopony gets left behind. Or forgotten."
---> — '''[[ItsAllAboutMe Moony]] on [[ChaoticStupid Ponychan's friendliness]].'''

-->"I'm not so sure we need a page on tvtropes, guys. Wasn't the wiki enough?"
---> — '''Rainbro on this page.'''

-->"Ponychan? What's that? Some kind of disease? Like cancer?"
---> — '''Anonymous /mlp/ poster being subtle.'''