->''"Mrs. French's cat is missing. The signs are posted all over town. "Have you seen Honey?" We've all seen the posters, but nobody has seen Honey the cat. Nobody. Until last Thursday morning, when Miss Colette Piscine swerved her car to miss Honey the cat as she drove across a bridge... Well, this bridge, now slightly damaged, is a bit of a local treasure, and even has its own fancy name: Pont du Flaque. Now, Colette, that sounds like "culotte"; that's "panty" in French. And "piscine" means "pool". "Panty pool." "Flaque" also means "pool" in French. So Colette Piscine, in French "panty pool", drives over the Pont du Flaque, the Pont du Pool if you will, to avoid hitting Mrs. French's cat that has been missing in Pontypool... Pontypool. Pont du Pool. Panty pool. Pont de Flaque. What does it mean?... Well, Norman Mailer, he had an interesting theory that he used to explain the strange coincidences in the aftermath of the JFK assassination. In the wake of huge events, after them and before them, physical details -- they '''spasm''' for a moment; they sort of unlock, and when they come back into focus they suddenly coincide in a weird way. Street names and birthdates and middle names, all kind of superfluous things appear related to each other. It's a ripple effect. -- So, what does it mean?... Well, it means something's going to happen. Something big. But then, something's '''always''' about to happen."''
-->--'''Grant Mazzy''', opening narration
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