->''"You should know that my first response to an inveterate raiser is to shove chips down his or her throat until they shit like a slot machine."''
-->--'''[[Webcomic/PennyArcade Tycho]]'''

->''"Flint Paper once told me, and I quote, 'Bad cards are no reason to get beaten up by a bunch'a humps.'"''
-->--'''[[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Max]]'''

->''"Best strategy when fighting Heavy Weapons Guy, is not to fight Heavy Weapons Guy."''
-->--'''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy Weapons Guy]]'''

->''"Of course I've got the best cards, man! That's what they call me! Got The Best Cards Man!"''
-->--'''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]'''

->''"There's no quicker way to turn the hotties off than by being a terrible poker player, man."''
-->--'''Strong Bad again'''
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