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->I have seen the face of evil and it is a [[KidAppealCharacter yellow bloated]] [[CriticalResearchFailure weasel]] [[KidAppealCharacter with a lightning bolt shoved up its ass]].
-->-- '''Widgett Walls''', on the now-defunct ''Coming Attractions'' website, about ''[[{{Pokemon}} Pokémon]]''

->"Shit, I fucking love this guy, Lotad! He turns into Ludicolo with a sombrero!"\\
"...Omigod, this is the stupidest Pokémon."\\
"It's ''so cool, dude''!"\\
"I'm not just being an old man here, seriously. First-generation Pokémon were dumb, but everything after that are, like, '''dumb'''.\\
"Dude, come on. [[RuleOfCute He's a Mexican leaf-hat man!]] '''[[{{Squee}} It's so awesome!]]'''"\\
"It's stupid!"\\
"'''''[[NoYou You're]]''''' stupid!"
-->--'''''WebVideo/GameGrumps'''''

->You want to know what hell is? It's a movie where a slew of creatures whose names you don't even know communicate just with the syllables of their names. Do you know there are sixty-five different ways of inflecting the word "[[KidAppealCharacter Pikachu]]"? DID YOU KNOW THAT? I counted. There wasn't anything else to do.
-->-- '''Widgett Walls''', on the now-defunct ''Coming Attractions'' website, about [[Film/{{Pokemon}} the first ''Pokémon'' movie]]

->For those of you who forgot, the idea of ''Pokémon'' is that eleven year old Ash Ketchum has decided to quit school and with the approval of his mother, gone out into the world to capture innocent little vermin and force them to fight each other.
-->-- '''Eric Lurio''', [[RuleOfThree on the now-defunct ''Coming Attractions'' website, about ''Pokémon'']]

->Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find out who this Cubone guy is. Any cute cartoon animal who wears the skull of [[CriticalResearchFailure one of his defeated enemies]] as headwear is my kinda cute cartoon animal.
-->-- '''Creator/KurtBusiek''' on ''Pokémon''

[[WMG: Pokémon video game series]]
->''Conclusion: Pokémon are really freaking hax.''
-->--'''Valigarmander''' on the FridgeLogic that permeates the series in general, [[http://oi46.tinypic.com/o0v3sy.jpg particularly the Pokédex entries]].

->My name's Oak! People call me the Pokémon Prof.
-->--'''Professor Oak''', ''Pokémon Red'', ''Blue'' and ''Yellow''

->''Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!''
-->--'''Unnamed Youngster''', ''Pokémon Red'', ''Blue'' and ''Yellow'' (named '''Regis''' in ''Gold'' and ''Silver'' and '''Ben''' in ''[=FireRed=]'' and ''[=LeafGreen=]'')

->''Heheh! This gym is great! It's full of women!''
-->--'''[[DirtyOldMan Unnamed old man]]''', ''Pokémon Red'', ''Blue'' and ''Yellow''

->''We hope to see you again.'' [[note]]In all games except for [=HeartGold=] and [=SoulSilver=][[/note]]
-->--An extremely callous and insensitive '''Pokémon Center nurse''', ''Pokémon'' video game series

->''[Pokémon] used [move]. It's super effective!''
-->--''Pokémon'' video game series

->''Yo! Champ in the making!'' [[note]]"Yo! Legend in the making!" in [=HeartGold=] and [=SoulSilver=][[/note]]
-->--'''The [[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Caretaker Gym Caretaker]]''', ''Pokémon'' video game series

->''Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites.''
-->--'''Elite Four Karen''', ''Pokemon Gold'' and ''Silver''

->''[[AccidentalInnuendo I came when I heard you'd beaten the ELITE FOUR]].''
-->--'''Professor Oak''', ''Pokemon Red'', ''Blue'', ''Yellow'', ''[=FireRed=]'' and ''[=LeafGreen=]''

->''Want to be AWinnerIsYou?''
-->--'''Earl''', ''VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver''

->''A terribly Long time ago.....''
->''There was a man and a pokemon. He loved that pokemon very much.''
->''A war began. That man's beloved pokemon took part in the war.''
->''Several Years later....''
->''He was given a tiny box. He wanted to bring that pokemon back. No matter what it took.''
->''The man built a machine to give it life.''
->''He brought his beloved pokemon back.''
->''The man suffered too much. His rage still had not subsided.''
->''He could not forgive the world that had hurt the pokemon he loved.''
->''He turned the machine into the ultimate weapon. The man became a bringer of destruction that ended the war.''
->''The pokemon that was given life must of known.....''
->''That the lives of many pokemon were taken to restore it's life.''
->''The resurrected pokemon left the man.''
-->-- '''[[spoiler: AZ's Backstory]]''', ''VideoGame/PokemonXAndY''




[[WMG: Pokémon anime series]]
->'''Jessie:''' Prepare for trouble!
->'''James:''' And make it double!
->'''Jessie:''' To protect the world from devastation.
->'''James:''' To unite all people within our nation.
->'''Jessie:''' To denounce the evils of truth and love!
->'''James:''' To extend our reach to the stars above! [[note]]In very early episodes, both of them said the previous two lines at once[[/note]]
->'''Jessie:''' Jessie!
->'''James:''' James!
->'''Jessie:''' Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
->'''James:''' Surrender now, or prepare to fight. [[note]]In later episodes this would become "...or prepare to fight, fight, fight!"[[/note]]
->'''Meowth:''' Meowth, that's right!
-->--'''Team Rocket's motto''' (1998-2006), ''Pokémon'' anime

->''The early bird catches the worm, or in this case the Pokémon.''
-->--'''Professor Oak''' on Ash's oversleeping, ''Pokémon'' anime, "Pokémon: I Choose You"

->''151 hopes, 151 dreams, 151 memories...''
-->--'''Professor Oak'''

->''The mysterious creatures of this planet''
->''Pocket Monsters...''
->''"Pokémon" for short!''
->''Now, the story of the boy Satoshi and Pokémon,''
->''Their meetings, adventures, and battles''
->''Are about to begin!''
-->-- '''Introduction''' shown at the beginning of the [[AnimeThemeSong Japanese openings]].

->''Spearows? Do you know who I am?''
->''[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I am Ash, from the town of Pallet!]]''
->''I'm destined to become world's number one Pokémon master!''
->''I can't be defeated by the likes of you!''
->''[[BadassBoast I'm going to capture and defeat you all!]]''
->''You hear me?''
->'''Come and get me!'''
-->-- '''Ash Ketchum'''

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