->''"The pool boy, as we all know, is an occupation made up by the porn industry"''

->"[[BadBadActing Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni!]]"
-->--''Pizza Boy, "Hey Margaret", '''Creator/CheechAndChong'''''

->"I have this dream every night! Here's when I ring the doorbell, and they say, 'Oh, we didn't order any pizza! How do we pay for it?' [[BowChickaWowWow Boom chicka bowm bowm!]]"
-->--'''Penn Jilette''', ''Series/PennAndTellerBullshit'' episode "Easy Money"

->"Hey, it also reminds me of the time when I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a sixty year old man's house, and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids."
-->--'''Judd Apatow''', ''Creator/AdamSandler's [[Recap/AdamSandlerS2E8MemoryLane Memory Lane]]''
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