->''"The pool boy, as we all know, is an occupation made up by the porn industry"''

->"[[BadBadActing Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni!]]"
-->--''Pizza Boy, "Hey Margaret", '''Creator/CheechAndChong'''''

->"I have this dream every night! Here's when I ring the doorbell, and they say, 'Oh, we didn't order any pizza! How do we pay for it?' [[BowChickaWowWow Boom chicka bowm bowm!]]"
-->--'''Penn Jilette''', ''Series/PennAndTellerBullshit'' episode "Easy Money"
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