->''"I will explain to my Legions of Terror that guns are ranged weapons and swords are not. Anyone who attempts to [[ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks throw a sword]] at the hero or club him with a gun will be summarily executed."''
-->-- [[EvilOverlordListCellblockA Evil Overlord Rule #197]]

->''"The pistol whip! Proving you don't need bullets to kill with a gun!"''
->''"Who the f*** even needs to hit anybody with a pistol anyways? You know it's a f***ing pistol, use it as a pistol!"''
-->-- '''Narrator''', '''Johnny Lew Fratto''', '''''DeadliestWarrior''''', Jesse James vs. Al Capone.

->''"Birdman caught me on his property''\\
''He saw me trespassing his real estate''\\
''He reached in his pocket for a pistol''\\
''He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind"''
-->-- '''WesleyWillis''', "Birdman Kicked My Ass"

->''"That still counts as a Sniper kill."''
-->-- '''Church''', ''RedVsBlue''

->'''Mal:''' Say that to my face.\\
'''Drunk:''' I said you're a coward, and a piss-pot. Now what are you gonna do about it?\\
'''Mal:''' Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you.
--> ''The drunk turns around, and Zoe smashes him in the face with the butt of her hogleg.''
->'''Mal:''' Drunks are so cute.
--> -- "Train Job", ''Series/{{Firefly}}''
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