->''Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate\\
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate\\
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate\\
So eat it!''
-->--"Eat It" by '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic'''

->''"I don't like food any more."''
-->--'''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Sad]]''', [[BeamMeUpScotty in one of Strong Bad's daydreams]].

->''"How come everything I ''don't'' like is good for me and everything I ''do'' isn't?!"''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]''', ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld''

->''"Now cut the turkey thin, but not too thin. Now put the mustard on the turkey in a clockwise motion, and then place a slab of cheese on top. Pour the mayonnaise on top of that, but in a ''counter''clockwise motion. Add an extra slice of turkey on top, and then place the second slice of bread on top, [[OverlyLongGag and make sure the two slices of bread are even.]]"''
-->-- '''Sherman (describing a sandwich)''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', "The Genius Hamster"

->''"I don't ''"like"'' food, I ''love'' it. If I don't love it, I don't ''swallow''.''"
-->-- '''Anton Ego''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}''

->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(hands Squidward some lemonade)'' Here you go, your majesty.
->'''Squidward:''' I can't drink that!
->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Why not?
->'''Squidward:''' Are you ''blind?!'' Just look at it!
->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What about it?
->'''Squidward:''' That lemon has ''three'' seeds in it. THAT'S AN ODD NUMBER! I can't eat anything odd-numbered!
->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Fine, I'll just take it out!
->'''Squidward:''' NO! NO! It's already contaminated by the bad lemon! ''It won't work!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Can You Spare a Dime?"

->'''Lilith:''' You haven't seriously been living on just crumpets for the past few years, have you?\\
'''Tina:''' I...do not understand the question.\\
'''Lilith:''' I brought food for lunch, you could--\\
'''Tina:''' OH, GOD, WHAT IS THAT?!\\
'''Lilith:''' What? It's a salad--\\
'''Tina:''' WHY IS IT GREEN?! IT LOOKS LIKE THE DEVIL!!\\
'''Lilith:''' Just calm down--\\
'''Tina:''' It's staring at me!
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'', "Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep"

->''"I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please?"''
-->-- '''Patrick Zevo''', ''Film/{{Toys}}''

->''Mum makes us bacon and eggs and fried tomatoes and baked beans for breakfast the next day. It is a very classic British breakfast, and one of my dad's favourites. I don't like bacon very much because it is covered in white, sticky fat, and I don't like beans because they're red and covered in red, sticky sauce, and I don't like eggs because the yolks are too yellow and sticky. I don't mind tomatoes, though, so I poke at them with the prongs of my fork. I don't eat the bits of fried tomatoes that have touched the beans or the egg yolks, because that taints them, and mum scolds me.''
-->-- '''Lilac''', ''The Mermaid of Zennor''

->'''Sam:''' Yellow and green in one bowl. Could you separate the lima beans from the corn, please?
->'''Rita:''' Sam, don't be impossible. Can I have the spinach omelet - [[HypocriticalHumor only egg whites, no fat, no oil, no butter, and extra mushrooms?]]
-->-- ''Film/IAmSam''

->''Today was tuna salad day.''
->''Miracle hated the celery bits in tuna salad, so she tried to take them out of her sandwich but the sandwich fell apart.''
-->-- ''[[Creator/RosemaryWells Kindergators: Miracle Melts Down]]''

->'''Marna:''' If I hadn't [convinced Eclair to eat her veggies to get big], the only thing I could have gotten her to eat is macaroni and cheese and chicken nuggets.
->'''Fiona:''' Those are still her favorite!
-->-- ''Perpetual Change'', Secret Ending M2
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