!!!Fiction
->"''Oh, hooray! In a lifetime of evil, at least he didn't add 'Animal Cruelty' to the list!''"
-->-- A skeptical Sokka on Zuko, ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->''"We must know when to be strong... and when to show compassion."''
-->-- [[BigBad Scorpius]], in a moment of pragmatic compassion, ''Series/{{Farscape}}''.

->'''[[BigBad Fate]]''': No, they did it out of their own free will. I picked up 57 more of them and sent them to school. Well, it looks like it's a hobby for me.
->'''[[BoisterousBruiser Rakan]]''': Hey, hey, you serious? Doing such a nice thing and all...it's surprising.
-->--MahouSenseiNegima

->''I've murdered tens of thousands in cold blood. If I can't ice the sad-eyed puppy too, I don't deserve the job.''
-->'''[[http://nift.firedrake.org/EEmpress.htm Evil Empress Guide]]'''

->"But yeah, I've racked up [[OneManArmy such a rep for killing things]] that it actually makes you ''suspicious'' when I take a moment to help out a mom and her little girl. Maybe you think there's a bit of a weird vibe there and that's all you need to go to town, right? [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian Shrinks and mommy issues.]]"
-->--'''Alcatraz''', ''VideoGame/{{Crysis}}: Legion''

!!!RealLife

->''"Jessie's lost in the black depths of junkie despair, scratching and flailing at the pills, ''I need them!'' Thrashing like a tasered hippie, Zack's forced to physically restrain her Rather than picking her pocket, feeling up her butt, or calling a Time-Out because he feels super awkward, Zack tenderly talks her down, reminiscing about the time they snuck out together to see ET as kids, and got scared riding home in the dark on their bikes. [[NarmCharm They got through that, didn't they?]]"''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared: The Series/SavedByTheBell Retrospective''

->Anon #1: Fate Tertium Averruncus [[OmnicidalManiac promotes destruction of entire civilizations]], [[RocksFallEveryoneDies squishing innocent passerby with giant monoliths]], and completing primary education. What a nice chap.
->Anon #2: Well it's only fair that [[HopeSpot they have a future before he destroys it]].
-->--[[{{Imageboards}} 4chan]], on chapter 260 of ''MahouSenseiNegima''. See below.

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