->"''Give him a chance, he's funneh.''"
--> -- '''Nyx Sparkle''', referring to [[Blog/{{Bronyism}} Trollvorlord]]

->"''Oh, hooray! In a lifetime of evil, at least he didn't add 'Animal Cruelty' to the list!''"
-->-- A skeptical Sokka on Zuko, ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->''"We must know when to be strong... and when to show compassion."''
-->-- [[BigBad Scorpius]], in a moment of pragmatic compassion, ''Series/{{Farscape}}''.

->Anon #1: Fate Tertium Averruncus [[OmnicidalManiac promotes destruction of entire civilizations]], [[RocksFallEveryoneDies squishing innocent passerby with giant monoliths]], and completing primary education. What a nice chap.
->Anon #2: Well it's only fair that [[HopeSpot they have a future before he destroys it]].
-->--[[{{Imageboards}} 4chan]], on chapter 260 of ''MahouSenseiNegima''. See below.

->'''[[BigBad Fate]]''': No, they did it out of their own free will. I picked up 57 more of them and sent them to school. Well, it looks like it's a hobby for me.
->'''[[BoisterousBruiser Rakan]]''': Hey, hey, you serious? Doing such a nice thing and all...it's surprising.
-->--MahouSenseiNegima

->''I've murdered tens of thousands in cold blood. If I can't ice the sad-eyed puppy too, I don't deserve the job.''
-->'''[[http://nift.firedrake.org/EEmpress.htm Evil Empress Guide]]'''

->"But yeah, I've racked up [[OneManArmy such a rep for killing things]] that it actually makes you ''suspicious'' when I take a moment to help out a mom and her little girl. Maybe you think there's a bit of a weird vibe there and that's all you need to go to town, right? [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian Shrinks and mommy issues.]]"
-->--'''Alcatraz''', ''VideoGame/{{Crysis}}: Legion''

->''Problem is, the viewers in this scene are supposed to be rooting for the Romans, led by Russell Crowe. The Roman emperor watching the battle is also meant to be a good guy. What's a movie to do?''

->''Quick, give them a dog!''

->''It doesn't matter in Gladiator that Romans didn't use dogs on the battlefield, or that the dog disappears from the movie immediately afterward. It's a very simple equation: The good guys are whichever team the dog shows allegiance to, because the dog would never make that kind of mistake, especially if it's an adorable dog.''
-->--'''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_19183_6-tricks-movies-use-to-make-sure-you-root-right-guy.html#ixzz24KX8hAfS "6 Tricks Movies Use to Make Sure You Root for the Right Guy"]]''', ''WebOriginal/{{Cracked}}.com


->"ALIENS FROM A DISTANT WORLD! OH, I'M SO ''HAPPY!'' THIS IS WONDERFUL! '''''I NEVER GET TO BE HAPPY!!!'''''"
-->'''Dr. Brainstorm''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries''
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