->"Ohh, Black Luster Soldier! No-one must ever know of our forbidden love..."
-->--Solomon Muto, ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->"My first love was an anime character!"
-->--Francis's security system quiz answer, VideoGame/SuperPaperMario

->"Remember kids: getting boners over a cartoon character is kind of weird!"
-->--[[QuestionableContent Jeph Jacques]]

->"Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
->Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
->That make me think the wrong things."
-->--BarenakedLadies, One Week

->'''Nerd #1:''' You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the Elf Wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again... Yes.
->'''Nerd #2:''' Wow... [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards You're an idiot]]!
-->--RockosModernLife, "Canned"

->"Celty and Shinra are TOTALLY doing it, so I'm afraid that ship has sailed. I totally want you, and as an added bonus, I am NOT A SWORD. Do we have a deal? "
-->--[[http://www.japanator.com/ Karen Leslie's]] "brief, but hopefully effective, plea for [[{{Durarara}} GARtenderly]] affection".

->"It's alright to jerk off to cartoons"
->"The Japanese do it everyday"
->"So rub one out for the USA!"
->"The USAAAAAAAAAA!"
-->--TheHauntedWorldOfElSuperBeasto (The CatFight song)