->"Ohh, Black Luster Soldier! No-one must ever know of our forbidden love..."
-->--'''Solomon Muto''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->"My first love was an anime character!"
-->--'''Francis''''s security system quiz answer, ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario''

->"Remember kids: getting boners over a cartoon character is kind of weird!"
-->--'''Jeph Jacques''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''

->"Gotta get in tune with ''Anime/SailorMoon''
->Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
->That make me think the wrong things."
-->--Music/BarenakedLadies, One Week

->'''Nerd #1:''' You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the Elf Wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again... Yes.
->'''Nerd #2:''' Wow... [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards You're an idiot]]!
-->--''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', "Canned"

->"Celty and Shinra are TOTALLY doing it, so I'm afraid that ship has sailed. I totally want you, and as an added bonus, I am NOT A SWORD. Do we have a deal? "
-->--'''[[http://www.japanator.com/ Karen Leslie's]]''' "brief, but hopefully effective, plea for [[{{LightNovel/Durarara}} GARtenderly]] affection".

->"It's alright to jerk off to cartoons"
->"The Japanese do it everyday"
->"So rub one out for the USA!"
->"The USAAAAAAAAAA!"
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheHauntedWorldOfElSuperBeasto'' (The CatFight song)

->"I want to have his animated children."
-->--'''A Website/{{Tumblr}} user''', on [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Prince Zuko]]

->"[[Manga/EngagedToTheUnidentified MASHIRO-TAN]] IS MY WAIFU!"
--> '''Hajime''', ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''

->"Seriously? [[Creator/GameFreak You]] make a character that's just that strangely attractive to me and she's '''[[StacysMom my mom]]'''? Couldn't she have just been a Gym Leader or something so I wouldn't have felt scummy for it?"
--> '''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite''