->"Ohh, Black Luster Soldier! No-one must ever know of our forbidden love..."
-->--'''Solomon Muto''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->"My first love was an anime character!"
-->--'''Francis''''s security system quiz answer, ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario''

->"Remember kids: getting boners over a cartoon character is kind of weird!"
-->--'''Jeph Jacques''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''

->"Gotta get in tune with ''Anime/SailorMoon''
->Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
->That make me think the wrong things."
-->--Music/BarenakedLadies, One Week

->'''Nerd #1:''' You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the Elf Wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again... Yes.
->'''Nerd #2:''' Wow... [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards You're an idiot]]!
-->--''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', "Canned"

->"Celty and Shinra are TOTALLY doing it, so I'm afraid that ship has sailed. I totally want you, and as an added bonus, I am NOT A SWORD. Do we have a deal? "
-->--'''[[http://www.japanator.com/ Karen Leslie's]]''' "brief, but hopefully effective, plea for [[{{Literature/Durarara}} GARtenderly]] affection".

->"It's alright to jerk off to cartoons"
->"The Japanese do it everyday"
->"So rub one out for the USA!"
->"The USAAAAAAAAAA!"
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheHauntedWorldOfElSuperbeasto'' (The CatFight song)

->"I want to have his animated children."
-->--'''A Website/{{Tumblr}} user''', on [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Prince Zuko]]

->"[[Manga/EngagedToTheUnidentified MASHIRO-TAN]] IS MY WAIFU!"
-->-- '''Hajime''', ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''

->"I WANT BLAIDD TO BREED ME I WANT HIS PUPPIES PLEASE I WANT THE LEASH I WANT THE COLLAR I'M DROOLING WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK"
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BaoTheWhale Bao]]''''s infamous tweet as written, in which she... obsesses over Blaidd from VideoGame/EldenRing

->"Ugh, why did you have to rub it in how lovely (Asami) is? I mean, she's ''so'' pretty. She's sooo pretty and cool. Every time I see her, I get mad."
-->-- '''Creator/JanetVarney''' for ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'''s Season 1 DVDCommentary[[note]][[HilariousInHindsight Her character is now dating Asami, of course]].[[/note]]

->"Seriously? [[Creator/GameFreak You]] make a character that's just that strangely attractive to me and she's '''[[StacysMom my mom]]'''? Couldn't she have just been a Gym Leader or something so I wouldn't have felt scummy for it?"
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'', Episode 2

->"I just met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything."
-->--'''Cecilia''', ''Film/ThePurpleRoseOfCairo''

->"My dream is to marry [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Jotaro]]-sama, and have a child with him. I think he says to me, [[CatchPhrase 'yare yare daze.']] And [[CasualKink spits on me]]. That's my dream."
-->-- '''Creator/ShokoNakagawa''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SPFbQq-jNg&t=9m9s to]] Creator/HirohikoAraki

-> '''Lt. Zorin Blitz''': Real quick... does anyone want to explain what we just witnessed?[[note]]Miller throwing off hallucinations of a daughter and a niece but falling wholeheartedly for Sonic with a phallus almost as big as himself saying "I've been waiting for you Miller"[[/note]]
-> '''Vampire Nazi Soldier''': Ah, I think that was Sonic the Hedgehog from the ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' franchise by Sega.
-> '''Blitz''': Okay, but... why did it have a foot-long erection?
-> '''Vampire Nazi Soldier''': The fanbase is... diverse.
-> '''Blitz''': You mean fucking ''weird''!
-> '''Vampire Nazi Soldier''': [[RunningGag It's a matter of perspective, really.]]
-->--''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'', episode 7

->''Mr. Staples, I couldn't do the homework because I have spring fever. I '''meant''' to do it. But first, just to clear my mind, I watched an episode of "Series/{{Riverdale}}". Before I knew it, I'd written twenty pages of fan fiction about a romantic interlude between myself and Betty Cooper.''
-->--'''Nate''', [[https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2022/03/25 this]] ''ComicStrip/BigNate'' strip

->"From...[[Creator/SquareEnix the company]] that created a whole generation of adults with virtual wives."
-->--'''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''' for ''VideoGame/StrangerOfParadiseFinalFantasyOrigin'' (while showing ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIIRemake'', specifically [[InnocentFlowerGirl Aerith]], [[MsFanservice Tifa]], and ''[[AttractiveBentGender Cloud]]'')

->''"CONFOUND THOSE [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic PONIES]]! THEY DRIVE ME TO UNPROTECTED [[WesternAnimation/PoundPuppies2010 BUTT FUN]]!"''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys Dan Backslide]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkhJOsag8PQ "The Dover Boys of Bronystate -or- 1000 People Accidentally Joined PU"]]
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