->"I love you, you love me
->We're a hap-" (''[[KilledMidSentence BANG BANG BANG BANG]]'')
->'''Child's Voice''': [[PrecisionFStrike SHUT THE FUCK UP!]]
-->--'''Dope''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiivvN6L0Cw "Take Your Best Shot"]]

->"''Our biggest teen hit, in our Super-G days was a song'' ["It's Time for Killin' Barney"] ''about Barney the Dinosaur, set to an Irish folk song ("Christmas in Killarney") and though nearly none of the teens knew the original song, they hated that dinosaur. When our soprano soloist came out, joined by an axe-wielding hooded executioner clutching Barney's head in a noose, teens erupted.''"
-->-- ''Sixteen Scandals: 20 Years of Sex, Lies and Other Habits of Our Great Leaders'' by William Strauss and Elaina Newport of Creator/TheCapitolSteps

->"''Alriiiight''! Come on, let's show them unskippable ads for tween movies that aren't even aimed at them but they hate and complain about anyway!""
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/16745590 Something In The Air You Can't Deny]]''

->"''Because roleplayers were [[SarcasmMode clearly]] part of Barney's main demographic, right?"''
-->-- ''The former page quote'', describing the "Kill Barney" Tabletop game.

-> ''I hate you, you hate me\\
Let's hang Barney from a tree.\\
With a noose around his neck and a smoking 44\\
No more purple dinosaur.''
-->--From the oral tradition.

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