->''"The porno spoof is a fantastic art of film-making. Truly. When you break it down, the porno spoof is really nothing but a ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' sketch, but with fucking. [[TakeThat And any more humor]]. And what's also fascinating about the porno spoof is that most people just quit after they hear the title, as if the title is the climax of the porno spoof experience. It's not. The title is just the foreplay. The climax is when you ''watch'' the movie, and find out just who ''is'' [[Film/WhatsEatingGilbertGrape eating Gilbert Grape!]]"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''', ''[[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T.]] the Porno'' review


->'''Varys:''' They're making a porn parody, my lord. And they're calling it ''Game of Bones''.\\
'''Tyrion:''' Is that the best they could come up with?\\
'''Varys:''' I know; ''I'' could have come up with something better!\\
'''Tyrion:''' Actually, [[EunuchsAreEvil nothing will be coming up on you]].
-->-- Introduction to ''[[Series/GameOfThrones Game of Bones]]: Winter is Cuming''

->''"I'm Brandi Maxxxx, star of such films as "[[Film/TheIncredibleBurtWonderstone The Incredible Burt Wonderbone]]", "[[Film/DieHard A Good Guy to Lay Hard]]", and "Film/{{Argo}}." I had a small part in Argo as well as the porn version, "Our Goo."''
-->-- '''Brandi Maxxxx''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->''"By far the most entertaining thing about ''Film/DrivingMissDaisy'' is that it inspired a porn spoof entitled ''Driving Miss Daisy Crazy'', a parodic title which ranks up there with ''[[Film/SaturdayNightFever Saturday Night Beaver]]'', ''[[Film/TheTerminator The Sperminator]]'' and ''[[Film/SavingPrivateRyan Shaving Ryan's Privates]]'', the last of which is actually a documentary about comedy porn titles -- apparently."''
-->-- '''Creator/MarkKermode''', ''The Good, The Bad and The Multiplex''

->'''(212):''' Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
->'''(202):''' I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
->'''(212):''' [[Film/TheSixthSense The Dickth Sense]]!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
-->-- ''Website/TextsFromLastNight''

->''"I begged you to wear a sari. I had all these sari-related sexual scenarios. [...] '[[Film/MonsoonWedding Monsoon Bedding]]', '[[Film/TheBestExoticMarigoldHotel The Best Erotic Maribone Hotel]]'. '[[Film/SlumdogMillionaire Slum-Doggy-Style Millionaire]]'."''
-->-- '''Schmidt''', ''Series/NewGirl''
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