!!!On works
''You mean to tell me Turbo Man is really my gigantic dad who speaks in an absurd Austrian accent?''\\
''GET OUT!"''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''Film/JingleAllTheWay''

->''"Ninjas descended from the sky to offer him a job during his breakfast, and this was [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred's]] response, in its entirety: 'ME, A NINJA? OKAY.' Which brings me to my next two points. First, "ME, A NINJA? OKAY," is [[SeeminglyProfoundFool my new philosophy on life]]. And second, Fred is way, way too stupid for Barney to be doing this for fun. There is no sport in tricking a person this gullible. In one commercial, Barney simply puts on a Music/RunDMC hat and barges into Fred's home, [[TotallyRadical rapping]]. Barney has the same face, voice, and a-line dress of Fred's friend of many years and the man's first question is still, 'WHO ARE YOU!?'"''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/5-most-pointlessly-strange-ad-campaigns "5 Most Pointlessly Strange Ad Campaigns"]]

->''"I feel like the gang were over-thinking the problem of portraying [[Series/SavedByTheBell Screech]] as a believable alien. Just look at him. Plus, this is a world where putting on a pair of sunglasses will cause your closest friends to have no idea who you are."''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on "Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind", ''So Excited, So Scared''

->''"Does the Master only dress up in these outrageous disguises so he can [[PokeThePoodle see the look on the Doctor’s face]] when he transforms? Has he spent entire years/decades/centuries in ridiculous guises waiting for his nemesis to show up ([[SarcasmFailure I guess so]] if you count his stint as a scarecrow in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E3TheMarkOfTheRani}} The Mark of the Rani]])? A more post-modern show would have run with the running gag of the Doctor trying to [[SpecialEffectsFailure pull the mask off every fake looking villain]] thinking it was his arch enemy."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-nineteen.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E7TimeFlight}} "Time-Flight"]]

->''"Oh, that’s rubbish. His [[LatexPerfection mask]] looks exactly like him, so why even bother? I bet he isn’t called the Master because he’s a master of disguise, that’s for sure."''
-->Sue on the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "The Claws of Axos", ''Adventures with the Wife in Space''

->'''Chris:''' Lex Luthor -- in the grand tradition of [[Film/SupermanIII Gus Gorman]] -- dresses up like a general and this is apparently enough to get the world’s most wanted criminal onto the site of a “[[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable nucular]]” missile launch.\\
'''David''': I wonder if this is how General Zod got the job. I mean, it’s worked twice on Earth now.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-iv-the-quest-for-peace-1987-2/ on]] ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace''

->''"The Whos do look strange, there's no denying this. But a paper-faced Jedi sneaks into the mix?
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' in ''WebVideo/CinemaSins'', ''Everything Wrong with '''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas'''.

->'''Skinner:''' Which one of you wrote this?\\
'''Fake Mulder:''' I did, sir.\\
'''Skinner:''' You spelled Federal Bureau of Investigation wrong.\\
'''Fake Mulder:''' It was a typo.\\
'''Skinner:''' Twice.
-->--'''''Series/TheXFiles''''', "Small Potatoes"

->''"The goofy teeth seem familiar, but the tiara has me baffled!"''
-->-- '''Doctor Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents.''

->''"…such wanton deviousness had been unseen since the days of Dread Emperor Traitorous, who famously passed for his own Chancellor through cunning use of a wig and a pair of cantaloupes…”''
-->--'''Extract from “The Most Illustrious Histories of the Inimitable Dread Empire of Praes”, volume IV''', Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil

->''"My name is Beast Babe." (giggles)''
-->-- '''Beast Boy''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo''

-> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' A banjo-playing platypus?\\
''Perry dons his hat''\\
'''Doofenshmirtz:''' PERRY the banjo-playing platypus?!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->'''Mr. Furious:''' ''That's because Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing.''\\
'''Blue Raja:''' ''Oh here we go...''\\
'''Shoveler:''' ''Oh, don't start that again! Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses.''\\
'''Mr. Furious:''' ''He takes them off when he transforms.''\\
'''Shoveler:''' ''That doesn't make any sense. He wouldn't be able to see!''
-->-- ''Film/MysteryMen''

->'''Banjo:''' I'm Banjo the Stony. Can I come in and play?\\
'''Officer Unogopaz:''' Hmm... I don't know. That backpack looks kinda familiar...\\
'''Kazooie:''' Are you saying we're a bear and a bird in an elaborate disguise, trying to cheat our way in?\\
'''Officer Unogopaz:''' Yep, it's pretty obvious.
-->-- ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie''

->''"You wear a disguise\\
to look like human [[strike:[[{{Mondegreen}} guise]]]] guys\\
but you're not a man\\
You're a Chicken, Boo"''
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Chicken Boo]]''

->(After having fallen for one of the Beagle Boys disguised as a woman)\\
"''[[UnusualEuphemism Great Flaming Catfish Whiskers!]]'' The Beagle Boys! The moustache shoulda tipped me off! I need to get out more!"
-->-- '''Scrooge [=McDuck=]''', ''[[http://disneycomics.free.fr/Ducks/Rosa/show.php?num=22&loc=D91411&s=date Master of the Mississippi]]''

->'''Darkwing:''' Hold the phone. You're not Megavolt; you're Tuskerninni, in a really bad Megavolt disguise.\\
'''Tuskerninni:''' I am ''not'' Tuskerninni, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction and this is an]] ''excellent'' disguise!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'', "Adopt-a-Con"

->''"Aw, gee! These disguises don't fool nobody!"''
-->-- '''Bebop''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''

->(Steve appears, wearing a Shy Guy mask.)\\
'''Steve''': Hi guys! Can I join you guys? Huh? Huh?\\
'''Shy Guy''': Hmmm... you look about right. What's your name?\\
'''Steve''': Steve... Oh no, I mean Shy Guy!\\
'''Shy Guy''': Well then... welcome, brother!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom'' episode 2

->''My God! You mean the blonde woman with the German accent is actually the blonde woman with the German accent?''
-->-- '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa'''

->''"Villains always fall for cheesy disguises."''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''' ''(briefly poorly disguised as Taz), explaining to Buster and Babs a few basic facts about being a cartoon character, WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures''

->(Antimony approaches door, wearing a headband with attached antennae.)\\
'''Antimony''': Hello. I would like to enter, please.\\
'''Doorbot''': Robots onl... what's that on your head?\\
'''Antimony''': These are my antennas, because I am clearly a robot.\\
'''Doorbot''': Oh! Well... it's true that some robots have antennas... hmm...\\
'''Antimony''': Also, robots never lie.\\
'''Doorbot''': Hey, you're right! Come on in, friends!
-->-- ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt''

->The three escapees continued making progress, slowed only a few times when they were spotted by ninjas, all of whom held brief discussions of questionable logical validity before agreeing that the three couldn't possibly be who they very obviously were.
-->-- ''FanFic/UninvitedGuests''

->''"There, you see? Count Olaf has one eyebrow. Coach Gengis has a turban. They look nothing alike."''
-->-- '''Vice Principal Nero''', ''[[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents The Austere Academy]]''

->'''Bart:''' There's something different about you.\\
'''Homer's German Doppelganger:''' I am a new tie vearink.\\
'''Bart:''' Oh yeah.
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'''

->'''Luna''': "I thought you were just playing along! How could you be fooled by a pair of glasses!?"
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Progress}}''

->'''Zacharie''' (wearing a crude cat mask): "Good day, dear reckless accomplice! I've somewhat changed, anatomically speaking...But you have obviously recognized me at first glance! I'm your friend, the Judge!"\\
'''Batter''': "Zacharie?"\\
'''Zacharie''': "...So my disguise is no match for your keen and unforgiving eyesight..."
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Off}}''

->'''Derby Announcer''': ''(Referring to Ben)'' "That mysterious-looking hooded figure wouldn't tell us his real name. He prefers to be known as 'The Unknown Avenger,' and that's just fine with us, isn't it folks?"\\
'''Ripburger''': "Oh, now I'm just embarrassed for them. Who do they think they're fooling with those ''ludicrous'' disguises?"\\
'''Derby Announcer''': ''(Referring to Maureen Corley)'' "And next to him is another newcomer. Please give a big Smash-A-Torium salute to the Princess of Pileup, Doreen Schmorley!"
-->-- ''VideoGame/FullThrottle''

->'''Joseph''': Damn, you Germans are good, you saw right through my trap!\\
'''German Soldier 1''': Dumbass! Of course anyone can see right through that creepy getup! You're making me sick!\\
'''German Soldier 2''': They don't make broads THAT tall or wide!
-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency''

->'''Polnareff''': Speaking of, today you've been acting... a bit unusual.\\
(Polnareff has a look of suspicion on his face. Jotaro!Oingo is now worried.)\\
'''Jotaro!Oingo''': Shoot! I knew it! I've made them suspicious!\\
'''Iggy''': I'm a dog, so I know... You... are not Jotaro.\\
'''Jotaro!Oingo''': Wha wha wha wha Whaaaaat I'mjustalittletiredisall. I'm Jotaro! Watch! Look at how Jotaro I am. Hello, it's me, Jotaro Kujo.\\
'''Polnareff''': Hmm... Tough call, let's consult Judge Grandpa!\\
'''Joseph''': Yeah, I guess that's Jotaro.\\
'''Polnareff''': Okay.
-->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

->'''Cielo''': Okay, dis seriously won't work.\\
'''Gale''': Why is that?\\
'''Cielo''': Obviously! Sera ain't dis tall, her hair is way different, and her arms ain't dat thick-- \\
'''Sera!Argilla''': ''(smacking him upside the head)'' Well, excuse me.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DigitalDevilSaga''

->'''Chef's Dad:''' Then one time, I believe it was July...\\
'''Chef's Mom:''' August.\\
'''Chef's Dad:''' August. There's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little Girl Scout.\\
'''Chef's Mom:''' Ah, she was so adorable with the little pigtails and all.\\
'''Chef's Dad:''' And she said to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said, "Well, what kind do you have?". She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...\\
'''Chef's Mom:''' Raisin oatmeal.\\
'''Chef's Dad:''' Raisin oatmeal. And I said, "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says, "I- [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay I need about tree fiddy]]."\\
'''Chef's Mom:''' Tree fiddy.\\
'''Chef's Dad:''' Well, it was about that time that I noticed this "Girl Scout" was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Pedadoic era.\\
'''Chef's Mom:''' The Loch Ness Monster.\\
'''Chef's Dad:''' I said, "Dammit, monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!" He said, "How about just ''two'' fiddy?" I said, "Oh, now it's only ''two'' fiddy! What, is there a sale on Loch Ness Munchies or somethin'?!"\\
'''Chef's Mom:''' Lord, he was angry.\\
'''Chef's Dad:''' Damn right I was angry!\\
'''Chef's Mom:''' Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass.\\
'''Chef's Dad:''' Ah, shut your mouth, woman!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''