->'''Aram''': I'm actually here to pass out this formal complaint against his existence.\\
'''Complaint''': "Articles XII-XVI: Incidents involving the word 'strife' in conjunction with the word 'life'."
-->-- ''Webcomic/MenInHats'' [[http://meninhats.com/d/20040121.html 2004-01-21]]

->'''Bertie:''' I meant the fact that it rhymes, Jeeves. 'Sweden.' 'Needin'.\\
'''Jeeves:''' ''Almost'', sir.
-->-- ''Series/JeevesAndWooster''

->"Grunka Lunka dunkety dingredient\\
You should not ask about the secret ingredient"
-->-- '''Grunka Lunkas''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' "[[CharlieAndTheChocolateParody Fry and the Slurm Factory]]"

->"Look, ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' was a great Creator/{{Disney}} cartoon, and its songs won Oscars and are in the AFI lists. But: ''One step ahead of my doom. Next time I'd better use a nom de plume,'' is a cringe-inducing lyric."
-->-- '''This Website/{{CRACKED}} [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1012_41-baffling-moments-in-otherwise-great-movies/ article.]]'''

->'''Yogi:''' Gonna eat this trolly that's filled with guaca-molly.\\
'''Booboo:''' Can't make it rhyme all of the time.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Jellystone}}''

->''The rhyme obliges me to this; sometimes.\\
Monarchs are less imperative than rhymes''
-->--'''Creator/LordByron''', after a particularly painful rhyme in ''Literature/DonJuan''

->''Just because you can rhyme the words "lyrical" and "miracle" doesn't mean that you are one.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheRapCritic''', guest appearance on ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown''

->''And a song I was writing is left undone\\
I don't know why I spend my time\\
Writing songs I can't believe\\
With words that tear and strain to rhyme''
-->-- '''Music/SimonAndGarfunkel''', "Kathy's Song"

->''When you sing through the verse and you end in a scream\\
And you swear and you curse [[LampshadeHanging 'cause the rhyming ain't clean]]''
-->-- '''Music/TheWho''', "Guitar and Pen"

->'''Rhymey''': There's no need to make a fuss / there is nothing he can do to us.\\
'''Ace Ray''': [[TakeThatScrappy And you... will YOU STOP WITH THAT RHYMING!]]\\
'''Rhymey''': I fail to see why you mock / me for the way that I talk. / [[InTheBlood My entire family speaks in rhyme]]. / We have been doing so for a long, long time. / There is nothing wrong with what I do. / [[NoYou But I would say something is wrong with you]].
-->-- ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic''

->Every single line of dialogue is a rhyming couplet, which is a cute idea as gimmicks go, but several thousand couplets down the line, you can practically taste the blood running from the writer's eyeballs, as in the most utterly-tortured possible way / arranges the words of another sentence do they. [...] You know when you're watching your grandad type and he's taking so fucking long, you get more and more frustrated, until you want to shoo him away and do it yourself? It was like that! Whatever the game's merits, I had to stop, because otherwise I would have bitten my controller in half and yelled ''"You can't rhyme "delicious" with "ravenous"!'' EMPHASIS IS ON THE ''[[GrammarNazi WRONG SYLLABLE]]'', YOU ''' ''[[AtomicFBomb FUCK!]]"'' '''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' on ''VideoGame/ChildOfLight''

->Music/ColePorter was pretty much at the nadir of his long career when he wrote the handful of songs that purportedly make this film a musical, but aside from the joyous "Be a Clown," not much else resonates with the classic works of his youth..you know you're in trouble when Porter rhymes "Nina" with "neurasthenia" and "schizophrenia".
-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/29402/pirate-the/ Jeffrey Kaufman]]''' on ''The Pirate'' (1948)

->Are you actually going to rhyme 'mushroom' with 'room'? I mean ''actually''?
-->--'''VideoGame/FallenLondon'''

->'''Kevin:''' Cady, you tried the fast life. Embrace the ''math'' life!\\
'''Marwan:''' [[LampshadeHanging That's a forced rhyme]]—\\
'''Kevin:''' ''MARWAN, GET OFF MY DICK''.
-->--''Theatre/MeanGirls''

->''We're Knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mid-able\\
But many times, we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able...''
-->--''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''

->''He could hear the jody Detritus had taught them. Somehow, you could tell it was made up by a troll:'

->''‘Now we sing dis stupid song!\\
Sing it as we run along!\\
Why we sing dis we don’t know!\\
We can’t make der words rhyme prop’ly!’''
-->--''Literature/NightWatchDiscworld''

->"That rhyme is so tortured it would make UsefulNotes/DickCheney wince."
-->-- '''WebVideo/MothersBasement''', on the English ''Anime/{{Hamtaro}}'' theme song

->''Anyhow, it's kind of sort of written in poetry, but it's not very well-written poetry and the rhymes are forced, if they're there at all. "No fun at all" doesn't rhyme with "play football". The accents are wrong. That's not poetry anymore.''
-->-- '''Cassandra Gelvin''', [[https://www.drttmk.com/books/little-t-learns-share-t-os-time-outs reviewing]] ''Literature/LittleTLearnsToShare'', ''Website/DontReadThisToMyKids''

->''"Corazón, o Corazón / Look to the horizón"'' ...Brave rhyme.
-->-- '''Dob''', attempting to perform a song that Corazón wrote, ''WebVideo/{{Oxventure}}: Peak Performance''

->''Cause on the surface / Where Spock and Kirk is''
''(later in the song)''
->''We'll have the last laugh/On Palpatine's ass''
-->--'''{{Music/Voltaire}}''', ''Expendable''

->'''Daggett''': Why are you taking Norb away?
->'''The Yak in the Sack''': His very presence has disrupted, I think it's time.. he giddy-up-did.
->'''Dagett and Norbert''': "Giddy-up-did?"
->'''The Yak in the Sack''': So I was stretching, stop your kvetching.
-->--'''WesternAnimation/TheAngryBeavers''', "The Yak in the Sack"

->''Oh, every time I hear a perfect rhyme I get all tingly\\
Because I know that to find a perfect rhyme is not an easy thing...ly!''
-->-- '''Portia''', ''Theatre/SomethingRotten''
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